OH MY GODDDDD
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Not today Justin
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document

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we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
YOU ARE THE REASON

if i look back, i am lost
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@hermesta
OH MY GODDDDD
In the deepest depths, I saw myself
Istg-
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS
Thousands of naked women were dancing upon my grave, there was a deafening howling, and the more they stumped upon the mucky ground, blood began oozing from their feet covering the soil resembling the barrel of grapes, the women having bronze, silver, and gold vases dipping into soil that now look like red wine.
maybe i'm just too anti-cop/anti-US gov, but whenever i see white collar fans like. frustrated with neal not getting a legal redemption & instead going back to crime over and over i'm like hell yeah. he should commit more crimes actually. esp because he's a non-violent criminal & mostly steals from rich people/corporations and museums and shit like. i do not care about him being a law-abiding citizen. He's a more interesting and compelling character to me when he is unable to resist the temptation of crime. wouldn't it be boring if he stuck to the straight and narrow?
i need him 😩
somebody: what do you like about men twice your age?
me: where do i start?
any advice for someone who isn't really that interesting?
you weren’t put on this earth to entertain people. live your life as a boring bitch to the fullest.
you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.
such rage in such a little body
i think he needs to ca
he needs to calm his ti
calm his t
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023
I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??
Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!
almost there!
TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!
THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??
It’s back!
'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT
If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me
As someone how is constantly high strung, I will reblog this for some other stressed out besties
Pspspsps girls with fucked up kinks and fantasies.