Horrible Little Lesbian

30s she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ posts bout films, comics, girls, games, anime and any mixture therein

[hikikomoricomplex]

I see we’ve reached the “blame your failures on communist subterfuge” phase of the AI business plan

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[lindleland]

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[catgirlapologist]

isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...

[catgirlapologist]

schizophrenic person: makes a post trying to raise awareness about the disproportionate abuse and harmful stereotypes schizophrenic people face

yall: "yeah im not gonna reblog this they used the word ins*ne which is so problematic ://"

[truth-spatter]

What the fuck happens that changes these stats to such a massive degree?

[catgirlapologist]

1) schizophrenia hardly ever causes people to be violent so schizophrenic people aren’t more likely to be violent than anyone else

2) schizophrenic people’s autonomy is often taken away from them because of their schizophrenia. because the authorities and mental healthcare providers often automatically assume schizophrenic people to be violent, they’re more likely to immediately react to schizophrenic people's symptoms with violence, without even knowing for sure said schizophrenic person was going to be violent. all of this causes schizophrenic people to be more likely of being victims of violence and abuse. schizophrenic people also have a harder time getting out of abusive households because of the risk of their autonomy being taken away. if a schizophrenic person’s relative or partner is abusive, often the schizophrenic person has no way out of the situation, both because our disconnect from reality can result in us being easier to manipulate, and because the system is built in a way that it takes away our autonomy because of our condition.

[catgirlapologist]

also schizophrenic people and psychotic people in general, please do a lot of research before picking a provider for your own sake, and if they try to treat your psychosis in a way that you think is harmful then don’t hesitate to switch providers. your safety and wellbeing should be a priority over everything else.

[catgirlapologist]

can y'all please reblog this version instead

[edwire]

What if you were BISEXUAL and your wife was BISEXUAL and there were hot vampires and they were also BISEXUAL

🦇commissions are open!🦇

[skelotan]

Just another day in the life of an NPC! : )

[sistertaxon]

actual criticisms of academia:

cost of education acting as class barrier

exploitation of graduate workers

colonialist past and present

ties to military industrial complex

danger of power structure entrenching and justifying orthodox views on social issues

criticisms of academia that get made:

those damn ivory tower academics are wasting money learning about things

[theupturned]

so many characters that are girls but they dont know it. the author doesnt know it.but i know

[gwiggs]

A Moby Dick adaptation that's framed as a The Office-style workplace comedy

[gwiggs]

Ishmael looking into the camera and explaining that he's no longer racist against Pacific Islanders because Queequeg has the same shape skull as George Washington.

Ishmael explaining at length about how he's a learned man and that's how he knows that modern science is wrong and whales are definitely a type of fish.

They spend like a third of an episode where Ishmael can't shut the fuck up about how white is the scariest color for a whale to be

[gwiggs]

These are all things Ishmael does in the book btw. This would be a faithful retelling.

[gwiggs]

Obviously Moby Dick doesn't end well and we'd stay true to that too. A comedy underpinned by the tragedy that everyone in it is doomed.

Pull some real Dinosaurs (1991) shit

[dollbandcry]

!! Breaking news!! famed guitarist of MyGO!!!!! Anon Chihaya has donated $4.87 to the the straight community during pride month, she had this to say when asked why.

"I hope they find a cure soon, i feel kinda bad for them."

[garlickedbreadx3]

Forgot to post but instead of doing homework or anything productive I drew this:

It was just a quick sketch with no real effort put into it (for the funni)

Might update it later but for now this is it

[kaereth]

Dragon harpy chimera birdy FALIN!! I love her

[akkaai]

It’s good to cry it out when it’s all said and done

[karrakazz]

[wordcubed]

[biorobo]

[buggachat]

the best female characters are the ones that online discourse calls annoying and cannot stand. this is a fact sorry. the more hated she is by the online sphere the better her character is sorry

[asleepinawell]

umineko: a summary