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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Was playing Odyssey earlier and landed on an island where “kill the alpha animal” popped up and I was like where is this alpha animal, wtf?! Then I found him:
IT’S A LEVEL 62 ROOSTER WHAT THE HECK? DO YOU SEE THOSE DEAD SCATTERED BODIES IN THE BACKGROUND? WHAT WERE THESE CHICKENS DOING?!
chickens need protein too!
if you beat this chicken, the loot near by is mace called poultry pestle and it reads “winner winner chicken dinner”
me providing entertainment in the nuclear bunker when WW3 starts.
whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.
these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.
i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back
old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.
im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY
You are the only valid manager
this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19
“My boyfriend/ girlfriend won’t let me…” yikes yikes yikes, abort that relationship
They’re not your parent. Delete that relationship
Yuuuuuuup
OKAY
Can we address the fact that people with good parents get super offended when you explain how awful yours were? Saying things like “your parents would do anything for you”, or “you’re lucky they gave you a roof. Be grateful”. Nope. No you are not going to guilt me into thinking abuse was okay just because they met the basic requirements for the care of a child.
It’s wonderful that your parents are great and would do anything for you. But that statistic does not apply to every parent, and it’s so invalidating and dangerous to imply that, so stop. Think, really deeply think about what I’m saying and why.
If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.
Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?
Man: Good news first please, doc!
Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you
Why is this funny
Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain
when youre in a group chat but you’re obviously not part of the group
i would like to see… a little lizard
Here you go. He has a little helmet
tumblr: we’re deleting all the porn
everyone else:
when the song ur listening to helps you daydream the solution to a plot hole in ur ocs story
A new outbreak of E. coli has hit dozens of people in 11 states. No deaths have been reported, but the CDC says consumers should not eat any romaine lettuce until more is learned about the outbreak.
PSA that any news articles or posts that you’re seeing about E. coli in romaine lettuce are not old news from the outbreak earlier this year — it’s happening again. If you have romaine lettuce, whether it be whole heads, hearts, or cut up in a bag, the CDC is recommending to toss it out.
And…uh…maybe consider a nice spinach salad for Thanksgiving instead of the Caesar.
[link to the CDC report]
This notice is for November 2018!
There’s a lot to unpack here. +the flexibility to get in that pose +the balance to stay on the skateboard +the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes +the dexterity to hit a target while moving +the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye …I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…
Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD
pomegranates are proof that god exists and is a sadist
would a kind and loving god make the most delicious fruit in the world have the tiniest ratio of flesh vs pith? would evolution produce a fruit whose seeds are meant for dispersal, yet are encased in an impenetrable leathery rind? god is real and god hates us
Maybe we just need to evolve horse-like teeth
i dontt want you to say that
God made pomegranates as puzzle toys for our enrichment.
