i'm molly but not the drug

cute animals, random thoughts, art, poetry, anything and everything beautiful in this life

[gostaks]

people have these “my dog is a democrat” stickers and I like to imagine them with increasingly unlikely animals professing more niche political opinions:

my parrot is a democratic socialist

my arctic fox is an anarchopastoralist

my catfish believes in the divine right of kings

[limerickshere]

“My dog is a democrat” stickers Cause plenty spontaneous snickers, But I can’t help ponder Where else their views wander, On what other points my pet bickers.

To my mind the option it brings Of increasingly niche-seeming things Your critter conceives. MY catfish believes In the heavenly birthright of kings.

[gostaks]

:o

[bookish-bimbo]

my cat believes he’s a god

[heyguysitsmolly]

my pet possum is a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKIN DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN

[heyguysitsmolly]

showers

guys. am i the only one who likes my showers hot enough to feel like i'm in the pits of hell itself? like i want to feel my flesh burning off. i want to be able to feel satan breathing down my neck, but not like i'm showering with satan. like satan's standing in my bathroom blowing his breath into my shower.

[heyguysitsmolly]

"this is like a baptist upbeat hymn but with corn, satan, and alcohol"

-one of the besties

we were sharing airpods and i played "we love jesus" from shucked (iykyk) and this was his reaction

[heyguysitsmolly]

"whenever i look at the guys in this school, it reminds me of safe surrender."

-my friend who recently moved to my school

when she said this i asked if she meant that she would safe surrender them if they were her kids or that she wanted to have their kids and safe surrender them.

she said in most cases the first but there are a couple that are the second

she's so real for that

[heyguysitsmolly]

"it was muhammad ali or gandhi, one of them. same thing, basically."

-carson/carding/cason/carlin

he was comparing my art to someone, i really don't exactly know what he meant to this day.

he's concerning

we love carson/carding/cason/carlin

[heyguysitsmolly]

"i don't remember what cicadas are. is it because i'm not old enough?"

-my best friend

what context?

what did she mean??

what the fuck???

[heyguysitsmolly]

"that's your fault. you're the one who's out kissing men behind churches, jacob."

-my friend in our third period class

according to jacob he only kissed the guy because he needed a ride home, and it only happened once.

i disagree.

[scrambledd3ggss]

When I think of female rage I think of Pippa Fitz-Amobi finding out about Max Hastings being “innocent”. I think about her pouring coke on some jerks head and shoving one of her friends against the lockers and holding him by the throat for accusing her of lying. I think about her breaking windows and painting “Rapist I will get you” on Max’s door. I think of her shoving protesters and breaking signs at Stanley’s funeral.

[animentality]

[heyguysitsmolly]

they want us to go outside. then when we do, they ask us why we're outside, because we're too loud or too crazy. we're outside doing our teenage things, being loud and crazy and running and laughing and wearing our makeup and baggy jeans with crop tops, just being US. but they don't want US. they want THEMSELVES from when they were young, and they can't see that's exactly what we are.

[hromantics]

if it’s all in my head, tell me now.

[heyguysitsmolly]

this is the song i sent to my ex as i was breaking up with him

[maureen2musings]

itsmeekubra

[reidsglasscs-deactivated2025080]

i am positive that the first time pip wore her “talk nerdy to me” shirt after they started dating, ravi confidently leaned against a doorframe & said “hey. the mitochondria’s the powerhouse of the cell.”

[donuteater13]

Reblog to kill it faster

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[gorillateaparty]

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

[umpteenthstupidfeelings-blog]

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

[in-my-defense-i-was-left-alone]

PLEASE

[snapplecandy-deactivated2022051]

CMON MAGICAL PICTURE

[gloomymuffin]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[loverrr-girl]

OMG PLS PLS PLS HAPPEN

[peach-thee]

PLEASE

CMON, JUST THIS ONCE

[milady-motherfucker]

Plzzzz

[ezraisfallingapart-deactivated2]

PLEASE

[heyguysitsmolly]

I NEED THIS

[taylorswifttournament]

Which song do you like better?

It’s Nice to Have a Friend

False God

Voting ended onDec 29, 2023

[heyguysitsmolly]

people who said false god:

incorrect.

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[coldspicyy]

None of these words are in the bible.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

au contraire, mon ami

[transarsonist]

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

[heyguysitsmolly]

where does the bible say cock but it doesn't say don't

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done

[carby]

Reblog to find Jacques

[heyguysitsmolly]

jacques where are you