fuck pride

haikyuu, bsd, danganronpa. she/her lesbian.

[relaxxattack]

want to get into dream smp? or do you want to force your friend to watch? but the sheer amount of videos is overwhelming?

fear not! i have spent several days and a few all-nighters making this carrd that includes almost every plot-relevant stream i could remember, and organized them in chronological order by arc as clearly as possible!

it includes season one, the current season (up till yesterday), l'cast, dreamon hunters, and tales from the smp! i also wrote a little bit of a background info section about characters you’re expected to know about before they show up.

PLEASE use it because i worked so hard on it!

happy watching!

((also, please let me know if anything is scuffed or left out, and i will make the changes))

[miilkcandies]

(kind of late but) happy pride month! have some lazy summertime yumary

[kakegurui-incorrect-quotes]

Yumeko: Bonjour, Mary. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Mary: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Yumeko: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

[blackandorange]

senseiiiiiiiiiiiiii *runs like a penguin and climbs up your legs* I dont know if you still do the top 5 ask but if you do can i ask for your top five official Soukoku arts? (I am sorry but i am just getting so much feels just from stalking your tags) PLEASE PROCEED TO KILL ME WITH YOUR HOLINESS, THANK YOU SO MUCH

*picks you up and ruffles your hair* HELLO LOVE! It’s been a while since I did my last top 5, but why not? I’m such in a very much soukoku mood tonight! (also I’m going from 5 to 1 just for the dramatics of it. And honestly, because you all know which art is on top already, I MEAN)

5. THE RARE MANGA!SOUKOKU ART

We know how rare it is to see them together in the manga, especially in covers or extra stuff. So I hold this mafia!skk manga art very close to my heart because honestly…THE POWER COUPLE AESTHETIC 

4. THE BED OF FLOWERS ART

Two dudes…chilling on a bed of flowers…not even one feet apart because THEY ARE SUPER GAY 

3. THE SOUKOKU DATE ART

I remember the day this art appeared like it was yesterday, we had one of the biggest collective meltdowns EVER. Dazai is looking at Chuuya so softly I want to slap him in the face. Not to mention that is a common romantic spot in Yokohama…I see what you did here. I really do. 

2. THE MAFIA!SOUKOKU ART

This is the art that inspired the infamous photo of young soukoku in FLAR. I am so weak for mafia!skk and I love the way Dazai is leaning on him with that mischievous expression of his, I love how close and clearly comfortable with each other they are, I love Chuuya, I love everything about this ok daamn it. 

1. THE HOLY SOUKOKU OFFICIAL ART

LISTEN. L I S T E N. I could talk about this art literally for two months straight because ??? You can try to convince me all you want, but this is made to be somehow romantic. Look at the way Dazai is tilting his chin up, it looks like he’s waiting for a kiss. And Chuuya is looking in our direction but if he was to look down he’ll be right above Dazai’s lips and ???? WHAT THE FUCK??? Not to mention what’s probably the most fucked up thing here that is THE FLOWERS. It’s a Camellia Japonica, or Japanese Quince, and they are the symbol of love, temptation, passion and deep desire. 

That’s it y’all. I’m out. I don’t even know what to say anymore. Soukoku might not be canon, but sure as hell someone in that marketing office is shipping them as much as we do.

Thank you for your message!

Ask me my top 5 things!

[heythere-lesbians]

bi crisis

[heythere-lesbians]

w o w

[heythere-lesbians]

n e ways stan sakusa kiyoomi

[heythere-lesbians]

i present, this face:

but in emoticon:

',:`

its so cute hhhngngnnngghhhh

[thewitches-lovenest]

Apple pie cupcakes with vanilla cinnamon frosting recipe

Ingredients

Cake Ingredients

1 box white or yellow cake mix + box ingredients

1 20- ounce can apple pie filling

Frosting Ingredients

1 cup softened butter

3 cups powdered sugar

1/2 cup brown sugar

1 teaspoon cinnamon

2 tablespoon milk

1 teaspoon vanilla

Instructions

To make the cupcakes:

Preheat oven as directed on the cake mix.

Line a 9-cup muffin tin with paper liners.

Prepare batter according to box directions.

Fill liners 2/3 full and bake according to box directions for cupcakes.

Allow to cool completely.

Use a knife to dice apples into smaller pieces.

Use a knife to core out a plug in the middle of each cupcake and fill with pie filling.

To make the frosting:

Whip the butter, brown sugar, cinnamon and vanilla until fluffy.

Gradually add powdered sugar.

Add milk until you reach the desired consistency.

Transfer to piping bag and frost each cupcake.

[heythere-lesbians]

shit doodle for meme purposes

[helloitsvehere]

[eerie-watcher]

little man

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[homemade-history]

,,,,steven in a suit

[thatsfuckingpathetic]

The caption isn’t loud enough

stEVEN IN A SUIT

[heythere-lesbians]

STEVEN IN A MOTHERFUCKING SUIT

[rpmemes-galore]

Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural   {Sentence Starters}

“Spooky, huh?”

“Its not a ghost.”

“Are ghosts real?”

“You look like an idiot!”

“I wasn’t fat-shaming Bigfoot!”

“Knock me down with a feather!”

“I just got startled by a disco ball…”

“How.. how do you go that wrong?”

“You wanna lie on the pentagram?”

“Oh my god, you have a death wish!”

“Hey there, demons, its me… ya boy.”

“That’s the biggest lie I’ve ever heard.”

“I think I’m gonna buy you a punch in the face.”

“She doesn’t seem like a very intelligent ghost.”

“Yeah, I got the chills even just thinking about it.”

“How about I open the door and you walk in first?”

“Well, if its any consolation, you look like an idiot.”

“Like pretty much everywhere we go, its old and gross.”

“And the worst part is, I don’t even have my holy water!”

“Can I use the jacuzzi hot tub we’ve been blessed with?”

“I’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake right now.”

“That’s concerning… that there’s that tiny margin of error.”

“If I see people taller than me, I get concerned about them.”

“I’m saying just ‘cause something’s old, doesn’t mean its bad.”

“Do you always have to insult the ghost of the place we’re at?”

“You’re not gonna believe me if I tell you, so why even tell you?”

“And, as you can see, this is the place where nightmares are made.”

“I ask myself that a lot, too. I don’t understand why I do these things.”

“Oh, he’ll pick you up, alright. He’ll pick you up and crack you in two.”

“I never said I wanted to murder you! This is a hypothetical situation!” 

“He said that, but I agree with it. He meant it more, though, so hit him!”

“If you slit my throat tonight, I’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that.”

“No, I can’t imagine that. I’d never want to imagine that. Are YOU imagining that?”

“Why don’t you punch me in the face, maybe smack me around a little? What are you, a wussy?”

[unsolvedboys]

*ryan theory voice* op literally is a murder suspect but yeah, sure, go off i guess

[girlablaze]

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S2. )

❛ and the worst part is, i don’t even have my holy water! ❜ 

❛ you escaped the clutches of yet another demon. ❜ 

❛ there may very well be a hot dog vendor in chicago who is a bigfoot. ❜     

❛ demons, you cowards! ❜ 

❛ this is like satan’s cement butt hole. ❜ 

❛ i think your douche meter is usually half mast but right now it’s about three quarters full. ❜ 

❛ i think a moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. ❜ 

❛ well the only way to really provoke them is to provoke them! ❜     

❛ i think the ground is cleaner than this couch. ❜ 

❛ holy shit, it’s a jacuzzi tub! ❜ 

❛ i stole them off a woman who died on the titanic! ❜ 

❛ no, no, no, you’re going to scare the ghosts away. ❜ 

❛ if i see people taller than me, i get concerned about them because i think they’re gonna die. . young. ❜ 

❛ jesus christ, do you always have to insult the ghosts at the place we’re at? ❜ 

❛ if george clooney was on the tonight show and you set him on fire, one of his feet would burn and the other one would probably still be planted there on the floor in a very nice shoe — clooney’s flammable. ❜ 

❛ i’ve always gotta’ think about stuff, y’know? like this mannequin in this tub, what’s he doing here? ❜ 

❛ hey demons, it’s me, ya’ boy. ❜ 

❛ it is a very old piece of footage, but so is die hard — still good. ❜ 

❛ so it was aliens? they showed up, gave ‘em ipads, gave ‘em a zune, built the pyramids, left, and that’s it? ❜ 

❛ stop telling the ghosts to follow me home. ❜ 

❛ oh so you’re going to make me sit in the shitty chair? ❜ 

❛ this guy has been inhaling too many cat shit fumes. ❜     

❛ i took an improv comedy class once, ‘cause i’m a white guy. ❜ 

❛ i just got startled by a disco ball. ❜ 

❛ maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. ❜ 

❛ just, to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. ❜ 

❛ i’m not doing this because i want to steal, i‘m doing this because i want to give the ghosts significant reason to haunt me. ❜ 

❛ hey ghouls! the boys are here. ❜ 

❛ i think everyone needs a hobby, and if you don’t have one, that’s when you’re probably gonna start killing people. ❜ 

❛ i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot! ❜         

❛ this is what happens when people are passive aggressive full-time. ❜ 

❛ ghost 101: one, knock book off shelf. week two, hold a candlestick in the middle of a hallway. three…sheets. ❜ 

❛ it looks like one of the conjuring films. ❜ 

❛ anytime you get uneasy, that’s me! ❜ 

❛ if there were a town full of me in the puritan times, we’d have landed on the moon in 1790. ❜ 

❛ we’re just two guys sitting in a tub. ❜ 

❛ demons! you’re not trying hard enough — plunge us into darkness! ❜     

❛ you gotta’ fuckin’ calm down, man. ❜ 

❛ why is it someone who chokes on a peanut doesn’t get a ghost? ❜ 

❛ i think it’s a little bit more fun to believe that humans are capable of some truly horrific things. ❜ 

❛ i’m exposing my cranium to you. ❜     

❛ there’s a good chance tonight is the night you see me die on camera. ❜ 

❛ shadows do tend to follow you though, that’s how they work. ❜ 

❛ this is gonna get a little morbid, but who’s to say that a burning body doesn’t smell like barbecue? ❜ 

❛ i didn’t even get to do all the things on my bucket list. ❜ 

❛ i don’t wanna be a ghost hunter, this is all bullshit! ❜ 

❛ you keep tricking me into talking to them, you fuckin’ dickhead! ❜ 

❛ spooky, huh? ❜ 

❛ is it very european to — to burst into flames? ❜ 

❛ and i guess this is where we’re fuckin’ sleeping because we’re idiots. ❜ 

❛ ( wheeze ) ❜