Potato King

Crazy randomness that will make you question your sanity! :D Or my sanity. I can never remember which.

[you-have-to-use-your-imagination]

anyone who told you much ado about nothing is good and worth watching was RIGHT and you should listen to them

[everythingfox]

“Protect me tall friend”

(via)

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[assgod]

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

[fuocogo]

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

[deficiencyincourtship-deactivat]

[damnthosewords]

Fresh Off The Boat - “A League Of Her Own” - Nicole comes out to Honey in a lesbian bar

[jjbrozier]

Fucking mELISSA ETHERIDGE

[anchoredinthe0cean]

WHY AREN’T ALL COMING OUTS LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!

[ohdangitsang]

THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL

[argyle-s]

I love this. I love how the Bartender is immediately ride or die for the baby gay, and how all the other lesbians in the bar are waiting on the edge of their seat to see if they get to be happy for the girl or if they have to comfort her. There is literally nothing wrong with this scene, and it makes me happy.

[princessofbadassery]

Also can we talk about how they would have offered her a cot in the back room if she got kicked out of her house for being gay? Cause that’s good. Real good.

[marylovesyellow]

you know your girl had to redraw this one :3

EDIT: i’m sorry, but i had to add this.

[catchymemes]

[cheskamouse]

Show up and kill it. =D

[vindogy]

The incredibly delayed reaction is what makes this

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

There’s more.

NO

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

This… is a bucket.

Dear GOD.

[catchymemes]

Free printer. May need some tuning.

[jhenne-bean]

better than banksy’s shredder art

[freakxwannaxbe]

There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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[lovingempress]

*whisper chants* vampire pumpkin vampire pumpkins vampire pumpkins

[shieldmaiden19]

This is the quality fall shit I’m here for

[severalowls]

I think it’s great that Pumpkins (and other squash) were only introduced to Europe around 1600 and the Serbs wasted absolutely no time blaming them for their problems.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[aurric]

Holy shit.

In the fourth grade, we had to pick an inventor, dress like the inventor, and explain our invention. I decided to pick something off the wall (instead of, like, a light bulb), so I ended up doing my little presentation as George Crum. I remember reading about his work as a chef, learning about his shortness with customers, and the interaction (possibly apocryphal, although Crum certainly invented the potato chip) with the diner who kept complaining about his home fries being too thick.

I literally made a presentation as this man, and used a few websites and a couple encyclopediae (yeah, I’m old) to source all the data. I certainly know more than most people do about George Crum.

The point of all this is that, until I came across this post on Tumblr, I had absolutely no idea he was black. I’ve known who Crum was for over twenty years and never knew his race, because no website or encyclopedia thought it was worth mentioning.

Erasure is a fucking disease.

[gecsplaining]

Wait @aurric if you had to dress like him for the presentation, wouldn’t you have had to look up a picture reference? How would you not know he was black?

[aurric]

It was 1995. I found encyclopedia articles and some old websites that referenced him as a chef, but never as a Black or Native man.

I dressed up like a chef.

[bailesu]

I lived 49 years before I discovered Alexander Dumas (author of the Three Musketeers, the Man in the Iron Mask, and the Count of Monte Cristo) was black.

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

If monster girls/boys ever became real, posts on /r/relationships would include species along with age and sex.

“My (M21 Human) girlfriend (F22 Lamia) keeps shedding all over the house. How do I tell her that’s my fetish without being weird?”

[fallentitan98]

“Dude what the fuck that is INCREDIBLY WEIRD. And I (Human M26) like how my wife (Dragon F240) cooks. Also don’t come at me with that age difference, dragons live longer then humans it’s just natural and we’re okay with that.”

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

‘My (Human M23) wife (Cowfolk F26) wants to breastfeed me, but I’m not sure how comfortable I am with that. Her milk tastes fine, but it just seems… weird to me. What should I do?”

Top comment with Reddit Gold: “TOUCH THE COW DO IT NOW”

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

[biscuit-and-jam]

[bewbin]

im just not a romantic guy

[hellodarjeeling]

Re: nonreactions to Orion women

[babyanimalgifs]

Bird threading pine needles through a leaf to shelter its nest 

(via)

[bixbythemartian]

this bird is fucking sewing

[sonatacunt-deactivated20211212]

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

found it :)

[evening-moon-rising]

My heart..

[topaz-stars]

This reminds me of this post;

Forgive me guys as I do not remember where the screenshot is from, but I have it here and I wanted to share with you.

[stevebuscemifanclubpresident]