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amygdalae

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

amygdalae

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

eisenkrahe

flipocrite

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

subaru-copilot

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

depsidase

fittingoutjane

Ebola is still spreading in several countries in central Africa. How did the outbreak manage to spread so far and infect so many people without being detected? This guy!

This guy, in violation of Congressional funding allocation, withdrew tons of international aid. The end of USAID was orchestrated without warning, without a wind-down plan, leaving critical infrastructure to simply collapse.

speedlimit15

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

speedlimit15

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

moldavite

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

rylandgraces

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

jollyjoules

Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.

Happy Pride Month ♥

killowave

supremeshogunrj

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

libraryogre

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

idalenn

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

quietwingsinthesky

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

divorce-enjoyer

what the fuck

divorce-enjoyer

new nemesis dropped

marriagesaver

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

divorce-enjoyer

WHO ARE YOU

chutzpahchesed

let’s take a look at the replies to this post of a beautiful family, I’m sure they will be very normal and not hideously racist, right?

first time I’ve seen “Zionists killed Bob Marley,” but considering I’ve seen an endless conspiracist stream of “(((Zionists))) murdered (Diana, MJ, JFK, RFK, John Lennon, Whitney Houston, Janis Joplin, MLK Jr., Luther Vandross, and whatever other figure you can possibly imagine here)” over the past two months, I’m not surprised.

I don’t care if these are bots or these are real people. it makes no difference where it’s coming from, this language and thought process continues to leech into normalized behavior and it is reprehensible.

anyway:

Marley, whose biopic debuts this week, long claimed Jewish ancestry

shesgonnachangetheworld

people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard

lyricwritesprose

There is sports discourse. There is yarn discourse. There is food discourse. There is academic discourse (dear sweet god is there academic discourse). If there are people out there collecting brass buttons specifically from 1921, they are going to have discourse about which buttons are trash and whether Person A cheated person B. To be human is to engage in pointless wankery sometimes.