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could you imagine if tinder was like this. instead of unicorn hunters and weed plugs
I love this post especially the rat part
going on me feed
what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post
an underrecognised tragedy of AI slop isn't just that any piece of contemporary art could be AI, any news reel could be AI, it's that now just any video of something vaguely nice and whimsical happening in the world could be AI
this is about the trampoline bunnies
"lol if you just look closely you can tell when somethi--" silence nerd, the problem is that i don't want to have to approach everything nice wondering if the devil is trying to deceive me
Gideon Nav: a woman who, surrounded by the most repressed elderly nuns ever, independently invented being a masc lesbian
that one girl who dont play about the value of manual labor
Is it just me or does anyone else think the overused "oh idk how to flirtttt I don't wanna be a creep omgomgomg" in lesbian spaces is corny and a skill issue?
It's not even hard to flirt as a femme like just go up to a butch and get in their space a bit and tell them how handsome they are and how you couldn't keep your eyes off them and it'd be a shame to walk alone outside to your car in the cold with nothing to cling to and bat your eyes and touch their arm and say "you wouldn't let me go through that would you sweetheart?" And get a lil pout goin
"oh idk how to make the first move I no no wanna" BUTCHES DO SO GOD DAMN MUCH FOR US SISTER WE NEED TO RISE FROM OUR HETERONORMATIVE SHACKLES
Close enough welcome back cover of alecto the ninth
The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed
HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME
Excerpts from Stone Femme by Regan McClure (Skin Deep: Real Life Lesbian Sex Stories edited by Nicole Foster)
really love these tender description from the pov of a smitten stone butch of a stone femme — how different yet the same we are, how we feel the same toughness and protectiveness, the same pursuit of and nurturing of pleasure for our lovers, how we can reinvent pleasure entirely every time we’re with someone new
I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME
ok
update: we are dating
update: we are married
update: we knocked up
This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!
Update: had a baby together
Update: he’s 1 year old today
Update: he’s 2 today
Update: baby number two, electric boogaloo
Update: guess who became a big brother yesterday?
Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:
1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I‘m from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.
2) Ireland is going to get united
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