Totally Normal Human

Hi :) Just a AuDHD girly with some special interests, mainly Starkid Ask about my collections and share about your own with me!

[highlighter-goblin]

Oh wow! You found me!

Here’s an introduction for anyone new (or who needs updates)

~ I go by highlighter goblin, or simply goblin when online (you ain’t getting my legal name)

~ My pronouns are she/her/they/it

~ I’m autistic, so please be literal with me, it’s hard for me to understand tone, especially when only conveyed through text

~ I might not be active at the most convenient times, perks of having unmedicated ADHD and being from ‘straya 🇦🇺

~ I have 2 bunnies who occasionally pop up here and there, called dusk and jellybean, who are father and daughter!

~ I am currently a volunteer teachers assistant, helping in the library, and visual/performing arts

Also here’s my pronounscc page :)

~born in 06’ so ya boi is officially vintage 💀😭

My (current) special interest list:

~ Pokémon

~ Starkid (predominantly Hatchetfield)

~ highlighters (about 1400 in my collection at the moment but in need of a recount)

~ nightmare before Christmas (and Halloween in general)

~ Sanders Sides

~ project Hail Mary (love my boy Rocky)

~ dinosaurs

~ doll/toy customising

~ board games

~ collections

[smilecult]

Happy Easter! Hope you get lots of chocolate!

SOMEHOW this did not appear in my ask box and i legit JUST found it ToT

I will be having a great easter, in the middle of june

[highlighter-goblin]

I ate all my chocolate (like 4-5 kilos) in a week and a half, I do not regret it. Also happy middle of June! 🏳️‍🌈

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[ashtxeman]

Nerdy Prudes opening: I'm dead I'm bleeding out in the bathroom I was brutally murdereeed highschool sucks Black Friday opening: BUY BUY BUY SPEND SPEND SPEND UGLY GREEN BASTARD GO! TGWDLM opening: We all HATE this fucking guy come and see why

[highlighter-goblin]

Think I might have unlocked a new level of chronic illness, a constant near migraine headache. Yipee. Or actually owie. I feel like there’s a balloon lodged in my forehead. It hurts.

Hashtag chronic illness babes

[leo-nite]

The fact that bloodymary is trending ON ITS OWN without phm or iron lung is just. really funny to me

[hatchet-creek]

it's always "you're autistic" and never "thank you for telling me everything you know about the Hatchetfield Universe"

[zephyr-zephyr]

Starkid fans go ahead and google what a nighthawk looks like.

Yeah. Not what you were expecting. Me neither.

[highlighter-goblin]

THEY LOOK THE SAME. WTF???

[ravioliet]

and what if i said Rocky and Adrian with Grace

[glowing-beetle]

Has this been done yet?

[highlighter-goblin]

Oh no, down $30 again

(Yes I know it says $20, that’s in USD, it’s approximately $30 AUD)

That makes about $400 in Starkid related money I have spent… my bank account hates to see me coming.

[yujateaandpi]

Having a lot of feelings about Ryland “you don’t even have a dog” Grace to beloved Uncle Grace pipeline.

[highlighter-goblin]

STOP MAKING ME CRY 😭😭😭

[peachyskyes]

WTF PASQUALE’S???

[ifelloffthebed]

fixed it

[spongewormedpants]

first date idea: i invoke the names and devour your soul! Teehee!! 💙💜💛🩷💚

[yellow-cat]

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I care very much

[highlighter-goblin]

It’s been five months, WHERE THE HELL IS MY WIGGLY?

Seriously I’m waiting I’ve been saving a position in the plushie mound ™ for him :(

[highlighter-goblin]

BITCH THE FUCK YOU MEAN TWO TO THREE MORE MONTHS????