Be ambitious, not thirsty.

20. FIU. Cats.

[mrchandlerbings]

[wingmyweibeifong]

This scene changed my life

[dulect]

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

[lesbiantiana]

someone: *hates Pearl* 

 me: DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT

[ajansingx-deactivated20231211]

spongebob fandom wild af

[vladtheunfollower]

Unrestrained summer fun

[13th-hokage]

ISSA MOOD

[13th-hokage]

Still a mood.

[13th-hokage]

Adding more 💀

Still a big mood

[hi-imkingdavid]

Y'all fuckin wit the itty bitty titty committee?

[laclefdescoeurs]

My Wife’s Lovers, 1891, Carl Kahler

[loppytaffy]

God I hope I am immortalised by my husband for having 40 cats

[mawoftriskaidekathon-deactivate]

Fun facts:

It cost $5,000 in 1888 to have this painting made, which is more than $120,000 in today’s money.

I say 1888 because it took three years for Kahler to complete, reportedly because he spent most of the time studying and sketching each cat to get a feel for their personality.

It was painted for Kate Johnson, the title was her husband’s idea though, proving him the most patient and good-humored husband in the history of crazy cat ladies.

Speaking of cat ladies, the picture actually contains 42 cats. Or more specifically, Mrs. Johnson’s 42 most favorite cats. She had 350 in total.

It sold at auction via Sotheby’s a few days ago for over $800,000 dollars, vastly more than its $200,000-$300,000 estimate.

The buyer is a private collector in California.

Probably someone who really, really likes cats.

I mean, really likes cats.

[lady-pelham]

I just feel for the maids who had to clean her house.

They would have not even had a vacuum cleaner to help them.

[intriga-hounds]

Idk if youve seen this

[thegreatgherkin87]

Well this is a god damn delight 🤩😍🥰

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

no one:

charmin bears: i fucking love???????????????????????shitting ??????????????

[shrekyourself]

[valtsv]

like, the blair witch should be the least of your worries, man

[danger]

Disclaimer

I SUCK and get sad a lot

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

[cunyfirst]

scandalous

[the-gingerdancer]

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

[internet]

[gorillamunchies]

no thank you, owen

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Me

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

[woundedtoaster]

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop

leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit. 

then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos

look at this bullshit

i’m angry just looking at it

so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar

C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards

[shakingmyfistatgod69420]

Cats love jazz

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there it is

[myslowclapprocessor]

Panthers?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Black panthers are actually melanistic variants of leopards and jaguars! Black panthers in africa and asia are leopards, in the americas they’re jaguars! When people say ‘panther’ they are mostly referring to a type of leopard. 

[feralfens]

the more spots the more chunky

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

holy crap

[dankmemeuniversity]