That's Cute?!

21, writer, published. Ask me about it.

[rosentraume]

[livenarrator]

I can’t actually even process how bad this is. I logged of for the 17th and came back to find out 6 porn bots had followed me while I was logged out

[stream]

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018)

[buzzfeed]

The 18 Absolute Dumbest Things Anti-Vaxxers Actually Said In 2018

[politicalsci]

[macgregor13mathers-deactivated2]

Republican Jesus.

[6dogs9cats]

NOW This is the Jesus American Christianity is based upon.

[jimrehs]

Republican Jesus most assuredly.

[luvinchris]

Chris Evans behind the scene of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 2005

[shaylogic]

Bb MCU Loki: *scrapes knee* mom why is my blood blue

Frigga, super Done and staying out of it: ask your father

Loki: dad, why do I have blue blood?

Odin, sweating: because you’re royalty, of course

[shaylogic]

Thor: *scrapes elbow* dad, i’m royalty, too, right? Why’s my blood red?

Odin, sweating bullets: you’re adopted

[toomanylokifeels]

Odin panicking and telling Thor he’s the adopted one instead is peak comedy.

[theshitneyspears]

If Glee was still airing they would’ve done an episode where Kurt becomes a Drag Queen but gets rejected from RuPaul’s Drag Race so they cheer him up by doing a mash-up of Purse First and Thank U, Next

[your-local-neighbourhood-kat]

I hate that I can see the exact way they’d sing and edit this

[marvellegends]

Miles Morales is coming in to swipe that Oscar from Disney he rightfully deserves.

[deanprincesster-deactivated2017]

it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness

[bellellella]

If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?

[deanprincesster-deactivated2017]

I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single shit what they decided to put on their face

[geekandmisandry]

My first major surgery was done by a clean cut, gorgeous man with a French accent.

Didn’t stop him from fucking up my surgery and losing his license to practice here because he liked to do cocaine before surgery.

Its almost like how someone looks doesn’t dictate their qualifications.

[dovewithscales]

*mic drop*

[incorrectbeastsquotes]

Fantastic Beasts: How This Other Scene Should Have Gone

Nagini: (looking around at the rally) We shouldn’t have come. I knew it. We shouldn’t have come.

Credence: We had to. Besides, there’s safety in numbers.

Nagini: Well, there’s also death in numbers, Credence. It’s called a massacre.

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

[gaynfl-moved]

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[imsuchacapricorn]

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

[witchaj]

People are probably getting confused because the one that is labeled “Hawaii Bride” was actually going to Aruba. The one labeled “Polygraph Test” is going to Hawaii.

[ghost-roads]

Things that AVPM/S/SY did right :

DRACO (Lauren I’ll love you forever)

Ron and Harry’s friendship

McGonagall

“BITCH I AIN’T CHO CHANG”

openly gay Dumbledore

Albus’s middle name being Scarfy instead of Snivellus

Draco admitting to wanting to be friends with Harry

them actually becoming friends in the end

Lucius Malfoy

what am I even listing things for, everything was pure fucking genius

Things that Cursed Child did right :

the Malfoys

that’s it

[mxrcury-lxve]

MARK JSKSKSKSKSKJSKSL

[biscuitmango]

I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

[geekophiliac]

fucking superb you funky little alien

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

[hashtagloveloses]

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

californians are bitter b/c they don’t have weather

[willowcat33]

they live in a game of sims where the player hasn’t installed the Seasons expansion pack.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[nevver]

[goongdingy]

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

[stem-cell]

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

[rosalarian]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but it’s so important.