a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
How about you mind your own damn business
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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
How about you mind your own damn business
thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there
gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles
I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.
The Call of C'thchoochoo.
Update from the man himself
The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.
Also this.
Which led him to this.
Bless this man.
I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.
He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw
By the way, the topic he was presenting was
‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’
I need y'all to know that he’s not just a part of the shows, Ryan Creamer is a Co-Executive Producer of Game Changer. Legend.
It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks
Don't Fall for this scam.
Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.
Please reblog and spread the word
OKAY, EVERYONE, WE HAVE A POISON WARNING APPARANTLY, SPREAD THE WORD TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!
what the actual fuck. stay safe everybody do NOT buy this
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alright, i'll be the one to say it. ao3 and tumblr becoming "mainstream" did so much damage to the community and the writers. i have seen loads of videos and posts about:
1. people hating on writers and fics. writing is something we do for free and for fun. if you stumble upon a fanfic that isn't necessarily your cup of tea or you just don't like, scroll. dont read it. literally leave their page. you don't know if this could be the author's first work that they're so excited about, you dont know if the language they're writing in isn't their first language, you dont know that the writer could be a literal teen and loads of other reasons. fanfictions don't HAVE to be perfect. you write what you want to write because we do it for fun and enjoyment and we want to share that to the world. seriously, what is the wrong with that?..
2. x reader consumers getting WAY too entitled. the number of tiktoks i've seen that say "i run a strict program when it comes to reading fanfics." girl you aint running shit. this is FAN FICTION you're reading. F A N F I C T I O N. there is no denying that most fanfiction writes are beyond talented but just because you read one fanfic that exceeds your expectations doesn't give you the right to talk down on others that don't. people have their own personal writing style, their way of doing things and you talking shit on that isn't right.
at the end of the day, we are all humans, reading and writing is what we do and what we're meant to do. and for you to talk shit about a person WRITING is so insane. we are humans. not some robots that you can tell what to do so you can consume it.
i've seen so so many authors take down their fanfics and losing all motivation to write because of a hate comment. DONT LIKE DONT READ‼️
and to every author reading this, this community values your work and your contribution. we love u and, please, never let anyone's negative words have an effect on you.
hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living
Slick-Back Leather wip :pp
Clothing design u are so cruel to me.
things to manifest for fun ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆˚. ᵎᵎ
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ free drinks and food whenever you go out
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ finding the perfect signature scent combo
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ free shopping spree!
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ a witchy shop opening near you
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ model agencies recruit you
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ cooking/baking skills
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ perfect weather
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ perfect 4K quality photographic memory
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ super long lasting battery for all your devices
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ insane dancing skills
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ finding money when you go outside
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ new wardrobe
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ free trips!
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ people fight over you
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ princess treatment
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ celebrity crush
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ winning the lottery
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ being a trust fund baby
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ room/house upgrade
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ always having minty fresh breath
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ your room always being clean
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ millions of robux
𑣲⋆。˚ ⟡˖ perfect grades
adulthood notes:
The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.
The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.
The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.
The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.
The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.
The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.
YOU hates terfs
rb if u hates terfs
Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post
elf liberalism probably goes insane
"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes
What the fuck does this mean?
its not my job to educate you
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
reblogs were turned off for this one but i want it on my blog too
Btw if you're a Swiftie, if you actively defend Mrs. Taylor Billionaire Swift, the same Swift who married a MAGA man whose friends and teammates have domestic violence and sexual abuse allegations, the same Swift who invited the head of an ICE camp to her wedding, the same Swift who contributes greatly to the climate crisis with her fifteen minute private jet flights, the same Swift who has no fucking idea how to treat people of color and uses them as props to show how totally not racist she is, the same Swift who is friends with MAGA women and willingly surrounds herself with those ideologies, the same Swift who has never spoken against ICE or the Trump administration, the same Swift who milks her fans for every penny with merch and blocks artists from their deserved spotlights with variants upon variants, then stay the fuck away from my blog.
What if among the reasons Colt doesn’t want Ryland to meet Tom is because Colt knows that Ryland made himself kinda well known in college for being a brat tamer and Ryder is a brat among brats. The issue is Ryland would have a habit of getting attached and his partner would leave him because they weren't really into him outside of the taming. So after a while Ryland stopped because he just kept getting heartbroken.
But now... Now Colt is watching as Tom Ryder struts up to Ryland with that cocky walk of his and Colt can see that hint of a spark come back to Ryland's eye and he's stressed and worried because there's no way Ryland's coming out of this okay.
This is all to say ex-brat tamer Ryland who is about to come out of retirement for one last brat.
Colt's too late to stop it. He knows he is and even if he could, he's too far away and there's too many people between them for him to make it back to Ryland before Tom gets to him.
But even from how far away he is, he can see Ryland's eyebrow quick ever so slightly and he knows it's over.
But not for Ryland. No, far from it (at the moment).
No, as he watches Ryder swagger over to where Ry is just looking up from his phone, he knows it's over.
He can't hear what is being said between them and while he wants to get closer, Jody's hand on his arm and her nails digging into his bicep prevents him from doing so. Her stern reminder that his twin is a fully grown man falls of mostly deaf ears (you never want to fully shout out a film set) as he watches the interaction in front of him.
And then Tom fucking Ryder shudders and Ryland's head tilts and Colt knows he needs to start preparing now for what will probably be Ryland's biggest heartbreak.
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Old habits die hard, is how the saying goes. Ryland isn't sure he's the biggest believer of that, but as he watches as Tom Ryder walks up to him, he's suddenly a firm believer in that phrase.
It's obvious what Tom wants, with the way he smiles and laughs with force and bats his eyes. The cock of his hips, the openness of his body, all of it screams he's looking for a fun night with what he thinks is an easy lay.
It's...cute.
Oh.
Oh. Hm. Well that's...
He hasn't had a brat to tame in a long time. He used to have a long string of them, but they grew bored of him and eventually, the heartache became too much.
But he's visiting Colt for a few months and if he keeps his cards close to his chest and his heart locked away, it should be fine? Right.
Right?
That's what he tells himself as he leans forward a little, smiling sweetly. He gently rests a hand on Tom's arm and "You seem to be little flushed, do you need any water? If you're too hot, you should go back to your trailer and rest."
There's no mistaking the shiver that runs through Tom.
It'll be fine. He'll be fine. It's just...something to pass the time until summer ends. Like the good ol' days.
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But then he notices how Tom leans into his touch, eyelids closing just a little and oh... Oh. Does...
He needs to lock his heart away, quickly.
It may not be that deep, but I have a shovel and I will make it as deep as I want.
High key what House of Leaves is meta about
I know not what House of Leaves is but I wholeheartedly trust your comparison and I shall take it as fact!
House of Leaves is a book about a man trying to explore the inside of his new home, which proves substantially more difficult than should be possible, due to its non-Euclidean dimensions.
Except that House of Leaves is actually about a documentary about a man trying to explore the inside of his new home, which proves impossible to document properly, due to its non-Euclidean dimensions.
Except that House of Leaves is actually about an academic paper, which itself is about an alleged documentary about an alleged non-Euclidean home, but none of this can be verified.
Except that House of Leaves is just, like, this fucking stack of papers I found in this old dead guy’s apartment, and, like, I don’t even know if its his or what because like both his eyes were gone and he didn’t have any degrees or anything. I tried asking my friend from the tattoo shop about it but she was fixing up this thumper tattoo right above a girl’s pussy the whole time we were talking; like Thumper from Bambi, and I’m not gonna lie man I was pretty distracted and I just couldn’t [XXXXS XXXX XXXX. XXXX XXXX XXX X XXX XX XXXXXXX XXXXXX XX XXXX XX XXXXXX XXXX XXX]^*
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* Editor’s Note: House of Leaves is a metatextual examination of the ability for a minor inconsistency in measurement, which might have been ignored by a normal person, to cause an all-consuming obsession spiral in the sort of person who is academically trained, obsessed with documentation, or overtly pedantic, and-
“Johnny, please, I’m your Mother; I know I have a lot to apologize for but I can’t, not unless you return my letters; are you even getting my letters? I send one every week you know, but I think that nurse keeps them from you, keeps you from getting my letters, because I know, I know my sweet Johnny would never leave his poor old mother rotting away by herself in this horrible drafty ward if he was getting his mother’s letters, would you, sweet boy? I know she’s stealing my letters from you, she’s always touching my things, even though they haven’t moved I know she’s touching them I know she keeps you from me I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know [there’s a limit to what you can know. Some folks bump up against that limit and bounce right off and keep swimming, and some folks, well. Some folks SPLAT]I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know [they just gotta keep digging away at it. Even when it’s not that deep, they just… grab a shovel and keep digging. Lord knows what motivates them. A kind of Madness I suppose. Some folks find GOD in that madness. Not much of a believer myself]I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
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I know you’ll visit me for Mother’s Day, won’t you?
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*Editor’s Note: he did not
This is my favorite tumblr post of all time