HOBREREK

Jessa. 31. Canadian. Sterek ♡ Multifandom nonsense. Hover over the icons to see my favourites stories.

[jellyfishforest135]

Activated them like sleeper agents

[adventures-in-instant-ramen]

[notgreatbob]

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

[callmezeemonic]

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

[castaras]

prev tags correct

[butimaficwriter]

before dick and kisses

after dick and kisses

from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

[kaijuerotica]

after dick no kisses

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[ladyadrasteia666]

Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune

[briarscreek]

reblogging cause i hope im getting a raise soon

[honey-on-your-tongue]

Dear gods please help me

[bad3idea3]

So after Shane leaves the Metros, the team starts sending out Hayden Pike to do press to cover their asses and keep their more asshole-ish players from saying slurs in front of reporters.

After one inconsequential game, a reporter asks about what Coach Theriault and Hayden think of the future of hockey with their former star player playing with his husband. Theriault says some shitty PR nothing answer laced with so much disdain that Hayden just. can't. take. anymore.

Obviously his team wants him to shit-talk his best friend and de facto brother-in-law who happen to be playing the best hockey of a generation (he will never let Ilya know he thinks this). The reporter obviously is chomping at the bit for a "dissension in the locker room" story that will make his life even more miserable. So, fuck the both of them.

"and how about you Hayden, what do you think about the future of hockey with Hollander and Rozanov?"

"Well, I think they should get on having kids, like surrogacy or adoption of something"

Dead silence, the reporter blinks in confusion. He can feel the glare coming off Theriault burning into the side of his face. He doesn’t turn his head and blithely goes on.

“Yeah, specifically 3 girls. I have 3 girls so if they have 3 girls, we’d have a whole hockey team to start in the pee-wees and get to the PWHL. My Ruby would obviously be a defender. She’d spend her whole life in the box, but she'd be such a good enforcer, especially if she was playing with her sisters.  Jade is sneaky fast, so forward for her. And I know Amber is a baby, but I swear she’s got goalie eyes. My son Arthur is already the peacemaker of the family, so Uncle Shane could start training him up on all the rules so he can be our ref. But Shane and Ilya would have to get themselves another defender and a right or left wing with a center. Yep, that’s the future in hockey I’d love to see with Hollander and Rozanov”

Thus Hayden makes headlines bigger than any other time in his whole career. His time in the locker room does get shittier, but it’s all worth it for the call from Shane telling him that Ilya loved his vision of the future so much he cried looking at baby girl names online and researching PWHL teams.

[hobrerek]

Oh no, I need this so badly I genuinely cannot put this into words, DON’T MAKE ME LIKE HAYDEN, BUT ALSO ‼️

[kobrafangs]

let’s go centaurs!

[hobrerek]

Oh my gosh, why did this make me go 🥺 at my screen, ahhh I love this!!

[makeadealwithdean]

may i offer you a text fic based on hudson’s met gala makeup?

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[hobrerek]

Coming to your page and seeing Sterek in the big 26 makes me so happy

Loved your fics about HR

Do you plan to add to the series or start anew?

Hello lovely 🥰 Long live Sterek honestly, I loved those two so much and my favourite fic I've ever written is a Sterek fic!!

If you are referring to "Be Gay, Get Even" then yes. At first I wasn't 100% sure whether it made sense to start fresh and end the series where it is currently since it was so satisfying or keep adding to it, but I've got some more ideas that I think make sense, so I think I might keep going! Let's hope the writing muse finds me x

[isolabellz]

shane hollander’s guide to lingerie inspired by this post

[piwonplaylist]

jealous of ruby and jade for getting the ability to officiate hollanovs very real wedding

[laurenbknewyouweretrouble]

ETA: @queen-calanthe has written this into a real fic: The Suit In One-Four-One-Zero

One day post TLG, Harris has the Cens doing a video for social media, it’s a competition for who can keep a straight face while the others try to make them break with a smile or a laugh.

Towards the end, only Ilya remains. No one can break him, so they go get Shane. He’s got a little smile while they explain and he starts thinking of what to say. Of what he can say for a video going on the internet.

He hesitates, because he knows what he wants to tell Ilya, but keep it their secret. No one else needs to know what this was about, but he’s saved this tidbit, waiting to play it at the right time. Ilya’s steeling himself. He loves Shane and usually would smile with him just in the room, trying do be earnest about anything, but he won’t let his husband break him for this. Finally Shane makes direct eye contact with Ilya -

‘The first time, after the commercial,’

Ilya tenses, eyes light up but he’s keeping his face neutral. He isn’t sure what he thought Shane would say but it wasn’t this.

‘ while I was waiting for you -‘

‘I put on a suit and tie.’

Ilya has never been so happy to lose at something

[hobrerek]

Oh my gosh, I can just imagine his cheeks pulling back to basically his ears because he's grinning so wide and you can see every single one of his teeth and his eyes are basically closed from how hard he is grinning and his bum is doing this little wiggle in the chair for exactly 2.4 seconds before he is launching himself at Shane and kissing him senseless and cooing into his ear and your honour, I fear that I love them and I need to see this, thank you for coming to my TedTalk 🫶🏻🥹❤️‍🩹

[penandinkprincess]

highly competitive and hockey-obsessed yuna having THE best two hockey players in the entire league as her son and son-in-law is actually so fucking funny

she is winning in ways no one has ever won before

[hobrerek]

Thank You To My Husband - A Hollanov Fic

SUMMARY It was supposed to be a simple comment, a passing question asked in jest about whether Ilya had any regrets around their wedding. But when it turns out that he does, Shane and his husband vow to right their past wrongs and re-do their wedding ceremony, but this time with a better guest list, their own vows included, and perhaps a couple dozen chairs.

One-Shot | Multiple POV | Hockey Husbands | Wedding | Vow Ceremony/Vow Renewal

Part 2 of The Domestic Life of the Hockey Husbands

Read it here 👉 Thank You To My Husband by CrazyJ

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Hope you enjoy my newest fic! Let me know what you think if you decide to check it out 🥳

[nicolegendary]

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

[scullysflannel]

"are they soulmates" "are they good for each other" "are they bad for each other" i don't care. they're fictional! the question to be asking is are they interesting

[hudconuinely]

So in love with the way they shot the transformation of Shane's face when Ilya comes to see him in the hospital like the Princess Diaries 2 fan sequence. Like you've got the 'before' shot of Shane lying in bed all alone and groggy

and then Ilya CROSSES IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA because he's the catalyst!! Ilya is what causes the transformation!! The reason for the season, baby!!

and lo and behold, Shane becomes the prince of sunbeams and sparkles in .2 seconds flat:

It's such a lovely quick visual representation of their relationship. Sad Shane > Ilya > happy Shaney. I love it.