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making my first post in quite literally months because i'm planning on making a smash or pass video for nhl players and i need suggestions. give me your hot boys. NOW. i need like probably 50 of em. any team. go ham

fae-hockey

all three hughes brothers. drysdale and zegras. crosby. tbh any and all avs (but esp makar, mackinnon, and landeskog). erik johnson. MAF. those two baby sharks? oh and that one kraken (dman? goalie? I don’t remember) the booktok people got all excited about.

hockeyforfags

oh my god the hughes brothers how could i forget................... guy who is n,ormal about quinn hughes (me). and you're so right about all of the avs

hockeyforfags

making my first post in quite literally months because i'm planning on making a smash or pass video for nhl players and i need suggestions. give me your hot boys. NOW. i need like probably 50 of em. any team. go ham

drips-from-breaking-bones

Macklin celebrini and Sidney Crosby are my faves atm. Love Nico Hishier and Jamie Drysdale too!

hockeyforfags

all four definitely on my list already 😉😉😉 thank u!!!!

hockeyforfags

making my first post in quite literally months because i'm planning on making a smash or pass video for nhl players and i need suggestions. give me your hot boys. NOW. i need like probably 50 of em. any team. go ham

qhockeysacrament

Most of the Kraken. But especially the D core. Praise Brandon Montour's allergy to shirts.

hockeyforfags

god. vince dunn is like #1 on my list. thank you omg

making my first post in quite literally months because i'm planning on making a smash or pass video for nhl players and i need suggestions. give me your hot boys. NOW. i need like probably 50 of em. any team. go ham

#nhl #hockeyblr #hockey rpf #hockey #please reply

lettucemakar

hey did you guys know when I first heard of hockey fanfiction, I thought it meant fans re-writing games how they wish they went

lettucemakar

I really really love this genre of tags on this post

#OH MY GOD

nudityandnerdery

Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

taavicleric

darchildre

Y'all, Gritty is great, but please remember that the Kraken have their own twink-troll monster mascot, Buoy (pictured here on Pride Night 2023):

leopardbones

am I doing this right?

#love this but how is the kraken mascot a twink #seattle kraken #philadelphia flyers

reckless-glitch

#gritty doing more for pride than the nhl #philadelphia flyers

broresteia

EDIT: fixed all the wrong numbers….

here r the 23-24 season captains + alts! Enjoy!

#WOAH THIS IS SO COOL #art

gyudons

imagine you’re tailgating and the view is sports rpf

#OH MY GOD?#pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin

teekays

god the men you put on this earth to do locker room fantasy gay porn are playing actual sports

#LMAO

majorleagueupdates

BREAKING: our in-house psychic has determined that your favorite team has a 64.8% chance of "sucking so bad it horts" this season.

#i know this was a post with baseball intent.#but. the sharks are back in 32nd.

ullybug

everytime i dip into genuine despair over hockey my brain sends me a little pop-up that says "are you remembering that this is just a game?" and after i click 'yes' i get another one that says "do you promise to get silly with it?" and only after i click 'i promise' am i allowed to keep watching. personally i would recommend this method it is way more fun

#TRUTH!!!!!!!!!#pulling me out of a(n accidental) hiatus to rb this

princeheathen

what is your archetype of masculinity

line cook

frat boy

leather

hockey boy

david bowie

halo twitch streamer

cult leader

divorced dad

stemlord

Voting ended onMar 3, 2024

all have positive + negative elements (i.e divorced dad big into he hobbies, frat boy is fun at party, cult leader charismatic)

i am a line cook.

#guys you're not gonna guess what i picked

stereax

teams to have 10 goals scored on them this season:

1. san jose sharks (31st in the league)

2. vancouver canucks (1st in the league)

#i was GOBSMACKED checking the nhl app and seeing 10-7 minnesota win #17 goal game. that is fucking nuts #san jose sharks #vancouver canucks #minnesota wild

badangle

what if you were my idol turned best friend who everyone in the league knew i was completely gone for. and what if i drafted you first on the team i was captaining for the all star game after begging the captains going before me not to pick you. and what if i told reporters that this was my longtime dream come true. and what if you told them later that all you wanted to do now was to make your captain happy. and what if after all that... you put my hoodie on and did a live interview in front of god and gary bettman.