moss punk

🥀 fuckin tired my dudes 🥀 linktr.ee/meetsexpectations

[datasoong47]

[linguisticparadox]

[r5h]

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/

[bralsra-deactivated20250108]

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

[craicisirish]

reminds me of how artists flip the canvas to make sure their art looks good

Just flip the genders real quick and check if you accidentally made a cult

[voidpostings1]

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."

[mentohol-blog]

My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish

[direhydroid]

also the Italians. mixing Irish and Italian sociocultural attitudes had the effect of multiplying the Sass Levels by the power of infinity, in the sense that you get all of the clever dry wit of the Irish and all of the bitchy gossipy condensation of the Italians rolled into one very stereotypically overly-friendly American package.

also worth noting that who you are to them doesn’t matter. they’ll talk to strangers like that and will also talk to their best friends like that. they’re just Like That.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

More from the notes:

[tosety]

Oh, no, tsundere isn't the right term because we aren't trying to hide anything.

We're not about to leave you stranded but we really do think you're an idiot for getting yourself into the situation.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

[alex51324]

Dang, it sounds like Bostonites are my people. Maybe I should move.

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[holeysweaterday]

Okay but like. It’s not that “oh we love helping but we need you to know you were dumb,” really, it’s more that we were all raised (whether actually religious or not) in the vague catholic/puritan miasma that is New England Culture. And that culture demands we Help Our Neighbor. so like. if you’re visibly in need of help. We need to help. Even if it’s fuckin annoying to stop whatever it was we were doing or whatever. Because if we don’t help, the Guilt will Eat Us Alive. But we are genuinely annoyed to be doing so, oftentimes

As for the rejection of the thank-yous, it’s cause that implies we had any option to not help. We had no choice here, don’t thank us for doing something we just had to do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tl;dr: the help is obligatory, the insult is our self-consolation.

[queensinchains]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[generaldeliciousness]

@apocrypals what variety of heresy is this

[apocrypals]

None, all of this is orthodox

[iero]

HAYLEY WILLIAMS Dead Horse | NPC Tiny Desk Concert

[most-sane-classicist]

He knows what's up

[itsmisstutu]

The 8hr work day / 40hr work week is an infringement on our right to be human on earth

[tanoraqui]

What’s YOUR #AugustMood?

Sunbeamb :)

Flattened by weariness

Awake At Three In The Morning

VIOLENCE!

Voting ended onAug 8

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[sinewywarp]

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

[femmepathy]

salvation army

[fishonthetree]

I know this happens and it looks suspicious but

this image? we have every reason to think it is a cucumber, like it was made in clay models in burials period, it's painted green, it's on the small side of things (9.6 cm or 3 3/4 inch)

oh right and it was placed on a model offering table with small model bread and drinking cup

sometimes a cucumber really is a cucumber.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[charlesoberonn]

Worldbuilder: I can't use this town name again, it'd be confusing for the reader.

Real life people: This is a great spot for another Springfield.

[sluttynurse]

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"

[windsweptinred]

Time to roll out the Andrew Marr quote again...

"If you put away social media and you walk out into the streets and you look at real people, three-dimensional people, they mostly smile back at you. If you look around you- you see perfectly decent, ordinary people getting on with their lives and inclined, by and large, to rather like each other, that is the real us. Let us not be fooled."

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird