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“Bruce abused his kids during their training” actually knowing my fair share of trainers and teachers, I guarantee you he told Dick on day 3 or so that he had “weird muscle attachments” in his calves and Dick said “should I be worried?” and Bruce hnned and walked away without explaining.

frownyalfred

"wait why is that funny" I'll explain: muscle attachments (insertions or origins) refer to where muscles attach to the skeletal system, and are influenced by genetics. certain attachments will make muscles look SUPER defined and prominent, which makes them desirable to certain bodybuilders.

some muscle attachments emphasize the size of specific muscles (calves, pecs, biceps, etc) while others kind of "flatten" out the muscle. for example, some people have calf muscles that almost seem to stretch the length from their knee to their ankle; other people have calves that "sit high" and seem to taper off mid-calf. with the same training, those calves will look very different and there's not much people can (or should) do about it.

anyway, that's all to say: Bruce noticed that Dick had strange calf attachments (up to you if they're super high or super low) and mentioned it to him without explanation. Dick then spirals wondering if there's something wrong with him (there isn't, that's the joke; Bruce is just bad at communicating).

#one of my dance teachers as a kid said i had ‘the loosest ankles [she’s] ever seen’#i think that was nearly 15 years ago and i still remember it lmao #dcu #batfam

bobbinalong

whoever decided to steal half of jon's tomorrow man mask must feel my wrath

bobbinalong

this is EVIL, cover him UP

bobbinalong

im not drawing him in this

#he looks like a forgotten batfamily member #what’s he doinggggg #he looked SO cool like two seconds ago what happenedddd #superman

androxys

So do we think they’re going to call it HU3H?

sora-no

androxys

Oh! I see the aforementioned clown car was headed to a destination past my imagining

parkchanwoohoo

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

fyresfly

where are you sitting?

fyresfly

#there is LITERALLY no contest here #the answer is 6 #7 gets you killed #8 you have to put up with whatever psychodrama these two have going on today #PLUS i can show you the literal panels where jade poisoned her seatmate on an airplane just for fun #5.okay do you WANT to sit next to a massive guy crammed into a middle seat while he and ollie get into a screaming match? #the ONLY drawback of 6 is that it's a middle seat but kyle and dinah are both friendly and polite people who know how to behave in public #and get along fine #3...again you have a large man next to you who is being Instigated by the guy on his other side #also ugh. bruce. #babs is probably fine but floyd IS yelling past you at tom and maybe smoking while waving a gun around #honestly sitting next to either dick or helena would be fine #BUT #that's the back row and those seats don't recline #IN CONCLUSION: welcome to row rayner-lance enjoy your flight <- tags via @pluckyredhead

omg THANK YOU you’re one of the few people who sees the vision i intended!! however, i would argue there’s a good chance 6 is also not safe, because jade might poison dinah again, meaning dinah might throw up on you, AND kyle and oliver are arguing on the other side of you. 1 would also be miserable methinks because tom is going to keep turning back in your space to try to talk to helena, and you will be the only one noticing floyd’s death glare at that situation. 2 is the only safe seat, in my opinion. the biggest risk is floyd’s second hand smoke and loud antagonism from in front of you

pluckyredhead

See, I will risk listening to the Kyle and Ollie argument in the hopes that Kyle will accidentally call Ollie "Dad" and Dinah and I can avoid eye contact while trying not to laugh. I think this would be a special moment in our friendship.

batfamfixation

#2 because I want a window seat but don't want to be in #5

#yeah 2 or 1 are the only non-hot mess seats lol #i would LOVE to catch up with anyone sitting in the other seats upon landing #but i will NOT be taking part in any of That lol #dcu

meltycure-deactivated20210804

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

meltycure-deactivated20210804

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

butchrozanovs

everyone say thanks emily!!!

octodaddi

brother-genitivi

THANK YOU EMILY!

midnight-and-his-melodiverse

Thank you to Emily at Fantasy Names Generator, for providing all the fantastical names I could ever need for anything!! :D

#truly as a DM i use that site so much #ily emily <3

hugh-lauries-bald-spot

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

asteroidtroglodyte

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

#oooh yeah i love a big drink omg #also i’m not midwestern but i do say ‘ope’ and i will stand by that #tag things

howling-wizard2

first run of the xenonite suit (grace naively thought he was going to be able to play it cool)

#i love themmmmmm #project hail mary #fanart #god i’m gonna cry at work

lumsel

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

unusual-pybro

m1dori-eyes

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.