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idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

charlesoberonn

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

anatomizer

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

thepersonalmossblog

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

drops-of-universe

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

aliceinchains

cannibalchicken

werewolfweed

this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa

stream

PG: Psycho Goreman (2021) dir. Steven Kostanski

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

yuhi-san

Thats the context for this meme???

titenoute

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

kstarlitchaotics

I'm dying

hometoursandotherstuff

thanook

rimworld fans discussing normal concepts as is usual

gayfrasier

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

secunitscompromisedbrain

excuse me, no I wasn't???

beguilingcorpse

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

stqff

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

underground parking garages are criminally underutilized as a horror setting. windowless curving concrete labyrinths stretching up and down and all around you, that's some Backrooms shit

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

parking garage horror game filled with all the tropes: you're being hunted by zombies, spider monsters, clowns, chainsaw killers hiding under parked cars, driverless vehicles trying to run you over, labyrinthian corridors, mist that strips your flesh, fluorescent lights are flickering, the shadows open their gaping maw as darkness closes in. titled: Where The Hell Did I Park?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

there's no point system, the sole purpose of the game is to survive long enough to find your damn car. the only "bonus point" is escaping in time to avoid paying for overnight parking

chromaticabrasions

i love the concept of sleeveless turtlenecks. suns out guns out. except. it is a little bit chilly. my neck is a little bit chilly

moniquill

You know those exist primarily to hide hickeys, right?

chromaticabrasions

u linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,

chromaticabrasions

i was expecting a source into the history of sleeveless turtlenecks and the involvement of hickeys in their origin but u just linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,,,,,