blank as my personality

[dustyhobo]

hmmm

[bravo-zulu-blog1]

Ten year old virgins?

[askbait]

Letter Ask

A- At what age did you have your first kiss? B- Have you ever been in love? C- Do you have a crush/who is it? D- Have you ever dated anyone? E- What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever done? F- Have you ever flown in a plane? G- Do you prefer boys, girls, both, or neither? H- How many times have you been in love? I- What are your interests? J- What is the worst joke you’ve ever heard? K- How many times have you been kissed? L- Are you in love? M- What’s most important to you? N- Have you/would you ever send nudes? O- How often do you cry? P- What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done in public? Q- Make up your own question R- Are you right or left handed? S- What is your weirdest sexual fantasy? T- Do you trust easily? U- What style of underwear do you wear? V- Are you a virgin? W- Who is your best friend? X- What are your exes like? Y- What’s your favorite place to be? Z- How many words can you list that start with the letter z?

[durbikins]

[ps2polpo]

[mcavoy]

[fattiger]

Eating some chicken. Typical Fat Tiger.

[guava-jarritos]

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

[iwiazumi-deactivated20150910]

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

[coolcud]

Fuck it

[spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2]

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[daringdraconicdeity]

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[kittensinswimmingpool-blog]

Hi

[virtueofjoy-blog]

Wtf why does this work???

[jessyulrich]

I need some money so….

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[amoisthobo]

Lmaoooooooooo

[thewieneryears-deactivated20130]

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

[missythemermaid]

are you fucking for real

[revesducirque]

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

[arthyradio]

Later

[atombombbunny]

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

[male-witch]

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[honeyslim]

No offense but these are absolute classic images

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling someone they “just need to sleep it off” is equivalent to “have you tried turning it off and back on again?” and both seem to miraculously cure everything.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i’m going to start making shitty formulaic tumblr posts. someone respond to this incredulously so i can threaten them. 

[sora-ka-deactivated20190103]

what the fuck

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i am going to turn you inside out 

[cursedimages]

[slab-o-meat]

coworker that i don’t like was complaining that a venue was “demanding a bunch of bullshit” from him when he emailed about the job and when i asked what they were demanding he said they asked him. for a resume

[slab-o-meat]

i forgot to mention this man is in his 30s

[straightboyfriend]

just shower thoughts

soap