a little bit of this and a little bit of that

Theo | 21 | 18+ only please |currently going bonkers about heated rivalry

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[wyatthazy]

😬 (#he's trying his best)

[gurlsrool]

the erasure of throat goat Ilya Rozanov is starting to get to me lately 😔 we must fight back, we must restore his good name

[gurlsrool]

ohhhh I’m sleep deprived and thinking about Shane and Ilya getting to set photos of each other as their lock screens and I am in fact weepy about it

I think Shane wouldn’t change his often. He makes it an artsy picture of Ilya from behind, looking at the water at the cottage. He changes it a year later to a picture of them hoisting the Cup together and there’s really no beating that

Ilya would change his on a weekly basis because there are sooo many good pictures to choose from! His favorites are ALWAYS of Shane with Anya. Usually of Shane cheesing (he loves his smile sm), but there’s one that’s heavy in his rotation of Shane dozing off with his glasses on and Anya also dozing in his lap ❤️

David and Yuna are also thrilled that Shane and Ilya can now be their lockscreens! Yuna uses a photo from their wedding day, then also changes it to a picture of them hoisting the Cup. David uses a corny family photo where half of them are blinking and Ilya’s holding Anya up like Simba in the lion king

[highshane]

sub top ilya is actually so good when you don’t have someone in your ear complaining about it being out of character

[cloudabserk]

2 more petrova lines

[werepires]

weemp weemp 🚀

[the-witch-of-the-wandering-ways]

My new period-appropriate crack headcanon is that the boston raiders once used akinator to figure out who montreal jane is and it kept telling them if was shane hollander and they kept thinking it was the weirdest fucking bug

[smokingrozanov]

Rose is going Yeah I really hate giving head & kind of prefer it when a guy just goes down on me so I can just zone out the entire time. I hate when they have a beard though haha but I really like long hair. It just sucks because they always wanna talk to me during. It’s like oh my god the girls I’d make out with during theater camp were always so much better at this y’know? And Shane is googling ‘restaurants where I can have a private conversation near me’

[koobiie]

yeah i like project hail mary a normal amount <- guy who watched the movie and cried 15+ separate times

[puncertainty]

a leap of faith !

[uninterestedemby]

They make me physically ill

[cupcakesandhags]

okay but for sure baby shane on his first hockey team got to play on the ice during an intermission at a centaurs game in the 90s. he scored a goal and did a cute little celebration jump (and immediately lost his balance and fell on his butt). harris pulls the clip from somewhere deep in the centaurs archive. he makes an insta post after shane's first game with the cens and includes the video with a caption about tonight being shane hollander's second ever centaurs goal.

ilya just barely manages to keep himself from sobbing in delight at the video.

[f-tality0]

Driving lessons

[jewelcoatfish]

people at david’s place of work having a game called: is he talking about shane hollander or ilya rozanov? because david brags about them by referring to both of them as “my son”, and he’s not entirely aware he’s causing confusion either, so now his place of work knows a lot and at the same time very little about shane and ilya lmao

[bloominflowers]

a centaurs appreciation post bc I love these characters and this team with all my heart 💗

[hyacinthsgareth]

headcanon that like his son, david hollander too can also stare at his partner with big doe eyes and get what he wants. it’s rare for ilya to see it but the first time he does he points aggressively and goes “YOU!!! is your fault i never win an argument!!!!” david just blinks while yuna nods solemnly and tells ilya that unfortunately shane learned from the best