Spread Your Wings

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[slightlyplant]

they put melinoë on the freaking battlefield

[kitsudangelo]

"Boyfriend shirt"

A stupid idea... Zelda is so done.

[lovecraftiancicada]

Hmm i don't think they'd get along

[kheely]

him

[yanderepuck]

Kuya is so dumb and unserious when you consider he's a goddamn fox

Weak ass taste buds

Color blind (red-geeen specific)

Lactose intolerant

Hibernates

Gets a winter coat that he has to shed, making a huge mess

Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip

Half blind. He's got no depth perception

" A kaleidoscope? I'm not five- SHAPES AND COLORS"

Doesn't understand card games/card tricks

Zoomies

[margflower]

[priorwalterxxxii]

[anisecandy]

They are all dumbasses /affectionately/

[oldtwnn]

i forgot i had this too sorry i forget i can actually post on tumblr

[waspcup]

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

[sandersstudies]

My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

[sandersstudies]

She cheers when the monster is winning.

[sandersstudies]

DM: *places an ugly, slavering, repugnant, spine-tingling creature on the battle map*

Child who can barely see over the table: ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵉ :)

[kragehund-est]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[kragehund-est]

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

[vickythestrange]

[willgrahamscock]

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

[willgrahamscock]

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

[website-com]

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

[lackeyhenchman]

Had to visit a hospital today. (Nothing scary, I promise!)

Anyway, the security ID photo they took of me was uh. Not classically soothing.

[eremitical]

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

[eremitical]

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

[tonysaintborgi]

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

[5-and-a-half-acres]

This needs a caption

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[intersectionalpraxis]

The collective meow when they say "Ramadan" 😭