[gordons-moved]

Please, please, have a seat.

I’m here to debate Steven Universe with you

[hustlerose]

Thought you ought to read this. It’s a callout post for Steven Universe. 

[nyantara]

oh also, in india it is general practice for professors to create course packets by photocopying sections of several textbooks. they compile them from the university library and then just hand them over to the campus xerox shops that will sell it for genuinely 1/1000th the price of the textbooks themselves.

this made the university of oxford and cambridge press insanely mad, they sued both delhi university and the xerox shop in a landmark case

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[chinesewednesday]

[luidilovins]

my couchsona

[balaclava-trismegistus]

got on da rowing machine and im dizzy as all fuck. what's weird is im mostly dizzy on the right side, where my face is numb and stuff. felt like two sides of my head were on different boats. really odd. like fifteen, twenty minutes later, still dizzy.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

oh yeah ill just go to the hospital, whjere they fix sick people, and get my sickness fixed. maybe on the way there ill run over a leprechaun and get his pot of nvidia stocks and ill split it with the immortal ghost of ol' fyodor mikhailovich

[newsandstuffisee]

[brookebitch69]

lowkey one of the most affecting sentences i have ever read. I have never been able to get it out of my head and i dont understand what it is trying to convey at all.

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[darkwood-sleddog]

Large and in charge

[important-animal-images]

[kerofroggo]

Another shrimp painting

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

[kushblazer666]

me

[ouroborosorder]

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

[ouroborosorder]

the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human

[clamberingcat]

OP we desperately need examples

[ouroborosorder]

these are all from mafia goonposting but I think it’s my absolute favorite one of all time so I have a lot of pictures from it. Turn on some jazz and wait until people start talking in the accent and you’ll make Magic

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[switchblade-dragon]

Hey yeah so this post literally kept me alive for like 6 months. Thank you. And OP is so right. Everyone on this island became my best friends. And guess what? Now they can't wait to meet *you* and they talk about you every single day.

[valtsv]

it's forever fucked that refusal is associated so strongly with cowardice and cowardice is almost universally uncontestedly seen as an existential failure that disqualifies you from the right to refuse anything when being able to admit that you're afraid and say "no" are some of the most powerful things that anyone can do