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jellybeanfeind

AC TORNY: OENX RT

Continuously forgetting this app exists hiiiiii everybodyyyyyy

#fav #I actually can’t look at this anymore #the mouth is fucking killing me

spyder-on-the-wall

#wanna open the store doors and do this to the customers

amokslime

#HIMB

logorrhea5mip

foone

It's important to me that everyone understands that if you've got an autistic friend who periodically sends you pictures/videos/whatever of your Thing, because they know you're into it... They love you.

Now don't get me wrong, It may not necessarily be romantic love, they might not want to run off to a little farm in Montana where you'll be married forever and raise little sheeps...

But they definitely love you. And they're so happy when they spot a post about X and go "ooh, my friend likes X! I'll send it to them!".

Because they love you and want you to be happy.

foone

Happiness is stored in the 3am discord DM of a link to a Tumblr post of a cute raccoon

#it's me sending my roommate ferret videos and busted twinks

lolita-wardrobe

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#fuck me if this were pumpkin shorts & suspenders instead of a shirt itd be the gender of all time

striders

i kept thinking about this while i was trying to fall asleep yesterday and couldn’t stop laughing myself back awake

1-800-horrorfilms

reblog if you sit at a computer and download faggot information to use later in life

bananonbinary

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

twilight-blaze

saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control

seagull-yuri

#completely unrelated but at work sometimes we have a local birdcam on for background noise/visuals #and one of my coworkers nicknamed all of the bird species after each of us. like the cardinal was “johnnybird” etc #and he decided that the grackle was “[leader's name]bird” because every time one showed up it would like #full body-tackle any other birds trying to peacefully enjoy the peanuts #and then to threat displays at any that dared stay near the feeder #including other grackles lmao #anyways now every time I see one all I can think is “this hoe thinks he can eat 10 lbs of birdseed alone in one minute” lmao

the saying "don't stick your dick in crazy" wouldn't exist if "crazy" didn't have earth-shattering hole. i been watching my roommate play final fantasy 16 and all i can think about is what the death toll on that barnabussy must be

#edwin's whinings #final fantasy #final fantasy 16 #ffxvi #ffxvi barnabas

jesterjamz

on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next

jesterjamz

it creached

jellybeanfeind

Some cats for when words fail me.

meanbossart

reallyreallyreallytrying

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail