The Ghost of J. Edgar Hoover

what would u do if i told u i was a filthy commie.. a red.. a socialist.. a communist... ooh im going to communise you

I AM SUMMONING THE GHOST OF J. EDGAR HOOVER TO HAUNT YOU AND YOUR PROGENY FOR SEVEN THOUSAND GENERATIONS!!!! @hoover-ghost

#j edgar hoover #j edgar hoover's ghost #fbi #cointelpro

@zpac3manwow BOO!

You can get Dick impeached Daisy. Find proof he was connected to watergate Daisy. Tell the CIA what you find Daisy. Get him to admit on record Daisy. Give it to the CIA Daisy. You can ruin him Daisy.

-MK Ultra

im a little weary to collaborate with the C.I.A. - I've had a lot of bad experiences with feds

im not sure about watergate, but i do have some evidence of F.B.I. Director J. Edgar Hoover doing some really sketchy shit at Dick Nixon's behest

Here's 1 time he threatened me:

💬 4 🔁 8 ❤️ 7 · Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy We've met before - I'm sure you remember. Surrender now, and you won't su

Here's Hoover trying to silence a critic of Nixon's through intimidation:

💬 1 🔁 19 ❤️ 11 · ....what the actual fuck? HOW DID YOU FIND THAT????

Here's 1 of the more damning pieces of evidence against Hoover - here's him trying to convince someone to spy on Bethany Rage for him:

💬 8 🔁 12 ❤️ 48 · @hymen-restoration-project Bethany, I get you never answer my asks because you don't like me but I'm getting messages ab

I believe J. Edgar Hoover also spied on someone's Discord once - I think @unmask-strange-aeons might know more about that

emobernie

Emo Bernie Sanders is formally requesting a full investigation into the conduct of F.B.I. Director J. Edgar Hoover @hoover-fbi!

BOO!

pennieheart

@hymen-restoration-project

Bethany, I get you never answer my asks because you don't like me but I'm getting messages about you. Please stay safe.

dickpresident

if you ever press Like on any of the Evil Post, you will be prosecute.

O great Presidont NIxon

I am but an ignorant fool

please bestow your knoweledge upon me

what is communism????? why is it bad???????????

You came to the right place, my intrepid scholar!

Communism is when a bunch of authoritarian bureaucrats bamboozle the masses with promises of an egalitarian utopia - but in reality, this small group of people at the top hoard all the wealth and maintain all the power, while the working class all live in poverty and squalor!

Communism is the Great Swindle! Never trust their lies.

....how is that different from capitalism??

BECAUSE IN CAPITALISM, EVERYONE CAN SUCCEED AS LONG AS THEY WORK HARD ENOUGH!!!!!

You are such an ignorant dipshit! That's not how capitalism works at all!

Do you really think that everyone who is poor just isn't working hard enough?? You're either stupid or evil or both.

And what about all the racism and misogyny that exists under capitalism??

Do you really think every wealthy person actually earned their wealth? Most rich people just inherited money from their parents. Just look at Donald Trump and Elon Musk, they were just spoiled rich brats who earned money from their parents and then acted like they earned all their money money themselves.

Capitalism is evil. Capitalism means violent wealth inequality. We must cease the means of production.

WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!!!!!

@hoover-fbi helppp meeeeeee!!!! These goddammned communists are trying to trick me with their psyops and propaganda!!!!

@violetdexter "cease the means of production"??? Don't you mean seize the means of production?

I would advise you to refrain from posting any further communist propaganda - the F.B.I. has already begun investigating your activities, both online and offline. I have a funny feeling you have some secrets you would rather remain out of the public light.

...Are you seriously threatening me???

BRING IT ON. You're not really F.B.I., you're just some weirdo larping as a dead guy on Tumblr!

We have footage of you threatening a sitting U.S. President. Still feel confident in goading the F.B.I.?

What the fuck are you talking about??

@violetdexter Ms. Dexter,

Is this not a video of you making threats of violence against a sitting U.S. president?

....what the actual fuck?

HOW DID YOU FIND THAT????

cheshirecatlair

F.B.I. {Feral Bananas Inventory}

#j edgar hoover's ghost #j edgar hoover #fbi #anti communism #pro capitalism

BOO!

Can J Edgar Hoover say it?

Because on one hand, he was gay but on the other hand he was a massive homophobe

tinybitofart

@hoover-fbi

Can I say the word "faggot"? Is that what you're asking?

Evidently I can. I just did.

Okay, but should you say that?

I typically stick to homosexual or sodomite when referring to homosexuals. Radical Marxist sodomites have gotten a little too comfortable calling each other faggots for my liking.

See this is exactly why you're banned from every Gay Bar in DC, you just can't respect people

Why would I go to a Gay Bar in DC when I could just send in one of my G men undercover?

royfroggycohn

To get some diiiiiiiccckkkk, gurlll!

BOO!

royfroggycohn

Are you saying "boo" because you're a ghost, or are you expressing disapproval?

#j edgar hoover's ghost #the ghost of j edgar hoover #j edgar hoover #fbi #roy cohn

YES.

Can J Edgar Hoover say it?

Because on one hand, he was gay but on the other hand he was a massive homophobe

tinybitofart

@hoover-fbi

Can I say the word "faggot"? Is that what you're asking?

Evidently I can. I just did.

Okay, but should you say that?

I typically stick to homosexual or sodomite when referring to homosexuals. Radical Marxist sodomites have gotten a little too comfortable calling each other faggots for my liking.

See this is exactly why you're banned from every Gay Bar in DC, you just can't respect people

Why would I go to a Gay Bar in DC when I could just send in one of my G men undercover?

royfroggycohn

To get some diiiiiiiccckkkk, gurlll!

#j edgar hoover's ghost #j edgar hoover #fbi #roy cohn

BOO!

#mod post #ooc #out of character

Out of Character Post:

Happy Dr. Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Everyone

I'm not going to post as Nixon about Dr. Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. because I don't want to engage in revisionism about the U.S. political establishment's actions against Dr. King [I recommend people curious to learn more research Cointelpro, the F.B.I. under J. Edgar Hoover, and their misdeeds against Dr. King and many other Civil Rights Leaders].

frankidacre

yall gotta get on the harding x hoover train… so much angst but also fluff potential… they’re coworkers who actually care about each other aghjfjhh they understand each other so well….

daily-love-and-inspo

betsygimbleberries

People with vulvas: If you could, would you perform autocunnilingus?

Yes

I CAN AND DO! :D

i hav peenitz

Voting ended onJan 6

betsygimbleberries

I meant to make this poll last longer than 1 week, so I'm gonna do it again:

People with vulvas: If you could, would you perform autocunnilingus?

Yes

I CAN AND DO! :D

i hav peanitz

Voting ended onJan 24

betsygimbleberries

Also, for the sake of inclusivity, I'll do another version of the poll:

If you could, would you perform oral sex on yourself?

Yes

I CAN AND DO! :D

I know for a fact that I COULD do it if I wanted to. But I don't want to.

Voting ended onJan 24

ew.

slime-offical

slime.

mud-offical

slime is all you need!

grammer-offical

wut iz slim?????

officalverse-official

not gonna lie, my whole gimmick is being super inclusive, but y'all officals are acting sus af....

mud-offical

what are you a fucking fed or something?

#j edgar hoover #fbi #j edgar hoover's ghost #the ghost of j edgar hoover

NO, BUT I AM!

GOD DAMN YOU, SATAN!!!! STOP FILLING MY HEAD WITH IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT SHREK THE OGRE!!!!

raineofthedragons

@satan-offical please stop making the president gay. He doesn’t deserve that. He’s not good enough.

No one will ever accept me!

raineofthedragons

Maybe if you stopped hating communists, people would like you more

But communism is evil! It seeks to punish hardworking people by stealing their wealth and giving it to a bunch of freeloaders!

elvis-depresedley

Woah mama, capitalism punishes hardworking people by not paying a living wage and therefore benefiting only the top few percent. And thats really just depressing.

communist-elvis-offical

Woah comrade, doomerism does nothing to improve the world. Only through working class solidarity can we rise up and defeat the bourgeoise wealth hoarders and help all people of the world, hummina hummina

emobernie

You make an excellent point, Communist Elvis. It is important that we maintain optimism in the strength of the proletariat and channel our rightful outage at the injustices perpetrated by the bourgeoisie against the proletariat into Class Solidarity. It is time to organize, comrades! Alone, we may be powerless to end capitalist exploitation, but together, we can resist the ruling class and create a more equitable society that empowers the working class.

WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

@hoover-fbi HOOVERRRRR! A BUNCH OF COMMUNISTS ARE CONSPIRING TO START A VIOLENT REVOLUTION ON MY TUMBLR POSTS AGAIN! I'm scared!

scyakade

I don't think stopping the people is going to be that easy 🫶

#j edgar hoover #fbi #hoover's wisdom #anti communism

Actually, it's going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

You radical leftists are so prone factionalism and petty disputes, that half our work is already done for us.

Then throw in some covert infiltration of leftist organizations by our agents to further sow the seeds of discord and division within the organizations, and that's probably enough to neutralize the threat of any meaningful class revolution. But I insist on going the extra mile. You see, we have some of our agents incite members of these radical leftist organizations to commit crimes, in particular, acts of violence and terrorism, that way we can easily justify responding with excessive state-sponsored violence to completely obliterate the most radical members of these groups, taking special care to ensure that we take out any charismatic leaders, you know, those Fred Hampton types. And the media will buy into our narrative because their class interest incentivizes them to do so. That, and because, through our infiltration, we've already made these groups appear fringe and as though they are extreme criminal organizations. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE!

The only good commie is a DEAD commie!