Roy Froggy Cohn

Ribbit!

[royfroggycohn]

Hello,

My previous blog was @froggyroycohn, but I got locked out of my old account.

[nixon-official]

Henry Kissinger @hbomb-kissinger told me this would help me with my anxiety. He's such a good friend!

[nixon-official]

oH nO

[nixon-official]

Glancing Around the Corner into the 3rd Dimension!

[royfroggycohn]

girl what

[ttumblllrr]

FROG

[segamascott]

if he rips his father's still beating heart out of his chest with his bare hands i would vote for him

[nixon-official]

Where am i?

[nixon-official]

oh no.

[trudeau-official]

The grippy socks have him now folks

[royfroggycohn]

RIBBIT!

[pukicho]

A man was in our backyard at midnight looking for amphibians tonight.

[pukicho]

Mother was afraid, but surely no more than the frogs

[royfroggycohn]

RIBBIT!

[stickyfrogs]

A Very Polite Round Frog is out the front Holding Hands because it is Dinner Night!

[nixon-official]

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[unofficial-america]

Damn... You good, man?

[nixon-official]

I don't know anymore...

[unofficial-america]

Its gonna be okay, you can do this, Nixon

Maybe you're to good for him 😔

[nixon-official]

I'm nothing without him.

[kissy-kissinger]

Stop being a cuck and TAKE YOUR BALLS BACK!!!!!

Come on, Dick, let's go back to the way things were before! Let's get wasted at the Bohemian Grove and talk about foreign countries we could nuke!

[henrycarpetbombingkissinger]

Stop encouraging him to pursue self destructive paths. This will not end well.

[kissy-kissinger]

I'M ENCOURAGING HIM TO EMBRACE HIS TRUE CALLING AS A GOD AMONG MEN! A BRINGER OF DESTRUCTION IN THE NAME OF A HIGHER ORDER!!!!

Worry not, my dear duplicate. @hoover-fbi and I are taking great care to ensure that we are only administering just enough xenon gas to bring ego death, that we may break down Nixon's psyche only enough that we can rebuild it to serve our higher purpose!

[royfroggycohn]

RIBBIT!

[royfroggycohn]

The Expected Unexpected

[nixon-official]

can i ever atone for my sins?

[ajrj-711]

Great question!

However, we have bigger fish to fry right now.

Like that Watergate apology video.

[nixon-official]

I'm working on it, my fellow American.

It's hard having to remind myself of my past mistakes though - to have to remember what I spent years trying to forget. All in the name of "accountability", whatever that even means.

But I made a promise...and I intend to honor it.

[royfroggycohn]

Ribbit.

[badboynixon]

THE CUM WAS REAL!!!! IT CAN'T BE FAKE, IT JUST CAN'T!!!!

[royfroggycohn]

Ribbit.

[stickyfrogs]

It is time for Dinner but Trevor is busy with Fashion!

[charlie-kirk-official]

What the hell is a "Charlie Kirk"? Is that where people ship Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia with Captain Kirk from Star Trek?

it’s me. I am the love child of Charlie Kelly and Captain Kirk.

[stickyfrogs]

Beverley has had a Delicious Jacket for lunch and she would like to share a Big Smile about that!

[spiroagnewfan80]

@royfroggycohn hair clip I used today while I was trying to hunt Leprechauns

[royfroggycohn]

RIBBIT! 🐸

[betsygimbleberries]

Is it true, sir, that you have what's been described as an egg-shaped penis?

[betsygimbleberries]

"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than 5 words, okay?"

[royfroggycohn]

Any good attorney knows that sometimes threatening to murder your client is necessary to best serve their interests.

[betsygimblesagain]

Which vlog would you most like to watch?

How I Earn a 6 Figure Salary Using Psychological Warfare

How I Used a PSYOP to Induce my Boss to Give Me a Raise

I Love Hole (Even If She Did It)

G-slur Rose Did NOTHING WRONG!!!!

Voting ended onMar 11