[earthdad]

me: send me pics

you: what u wanna see?(;

me: spiderman

you: what?

me:

[tastefullyoffensive]

[overlordleaveshiswife-deactivat]

THIS IS THE PUREST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

[lubricates]

i recommend the creme brulee

i recommend you go away

[wonderworman-archive]

Tbh the best thing about Venom (2018) is that Eddie looks like complete shit the entire time. I kept waiting for the inevitable moment in all superhero movies where the guy rips off his shirt and everyone gets a minute and a half to ogle him until the plot resumes but, no, Eddie spends the entirety of the movie in the one gray hoodie drenched in sweat and looking 3.1 seconds from death. No unnecessary shirtless fight scene or shower scene. Just Tom Hardy looking like garbage and talking to himself for almost 2 hours. Poetic cimena.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oncesingingalways]

Quality. Content.

[buddhabrot]

the only post i care about

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

[trenchcoats-anonymous-deactivat]

I can smell the entitlement in the air

[volcel-official]

Oregon was a mistake

[thevoluntaryist-deactivated2018]

[faedreamer-deactivated20180128]

Oregon, what you doin???

[earlgreytea68]

I think I am most bewildered by how many people seem to think that you spend the rest of the day reeking of gas fumes if you touch a gas pump. Do they think you pour the gas all over yourself…? Why are these gas fumes clinging to you through your day such that you will not be fit to be around other humans…? 

[antyc67]

I didn’t even know there were places left that let you pump your own gas.

[ladyoftheteaandblood]

@antyc67 in Britain we pump our own.

[gehayi]

I didn’t know there were any stations left where people don’t pump their own gas.  Every gas station I’ve ever seen has been self-service since the 1970s.

[aphonicgod]

I’ve lived in Central Michigan my entire life and i have never heard of people just….not pumping their gas……i’m so fucking confused.

[safitheartist]

Oregon: You expect us to pump our own gas like peasants? :/

The entire rest of the world:

[shelbygraces]

New Jersey is the only other state where it’s actually ILLEGAL to pump the gas yourself

[surprisebitch]

In Vancouver BC, we pump our own gas. it’s so easy, even a bottom could do it

[hellomynameisscreams-deactivate]

me: *sees stars and points at them* yes

person: what?

me: *sounding more forceful* YES

[melrows]

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

[wolfayal]

It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

[queerlyglittering]

NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds

[karama9]

*wipes single tear*

They’re just too beautiful.

[systlin]

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. 

NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS IS ADORABLES :D

[yet-another-elsanna-victim]

I strongly recommend a visit to the following website (http://spaceflight101.com/iss/iss-expedition-posters/) that has all of them.

Everything started off all vanilla but a Expedition 16 they showed that they were truly Masters of The Dork Side of The Force:

Some other amusing posters they approved:

[midoriko-sama]

Nerdspiration

[sridevi]

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

[halojay]

This movie was greatly underrated

[allamericansbitch]

The only time in my life I can relate to a Gold Metal wining Olympian…

[lenaleaderoftheresistance-deact]

[struggletoast]

[sushinfood]

you found him and he is proud of you

[coconabe]

Unmute please!

[intensional]

the holy trinity

[intrusiveth0t]

Me at the end of my presentations

*Jeb Bush voice*: Please clap

[tastefullyoffensive]

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[sapphiresoftarth-blog]