Liv E. Bell IX

25 | they/she book side blog: @lark-reads

[thememedaddy]

[jedusaur]

one time a casual hockey fan tried to convey this experience to me from the other side as: "it's like... okay, imagine that you like donuts, and you meet a guy who also likes donuts, and you're like, hey, cool, we both like donuts! but this guy... he built his house out of donuts"

so now when I trip into a new fandom I'm like "oh shit I'm building this house out of donuts"

[ifyouknowmeirlgoaway]

Usually the gag rewards don't really work for me. Like it feels better to have no reward or just do a statue like they do for Make Some Noise than something that's barely a joke.

But "Winner winner" "Chicken dinner!!!" and then handing Ify a rotisserie chicken is top notch comedy. Like the comedy gods put their hands on the scale to make sure the giant jacked guy won the protein prize.

[teathattast]

[shamebats]

For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision

[folkloregirlfriend]

the holy trinity

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[rubysapphrald]

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

[uncreativeblob]

Everyone else is playing game changer

Brennan's playing 4D chess

[tiredadventurer]

[warderfromtheborder]

'touch my puzzle pieces and I'll break your neck'

'and I'm just neurodivergent enough that I got really sad about it.'

Truly a paragon of our kind

[ariadne-mouse]

Sam traps his contestants in the game but when Vic Michaelis is a contestant, Sam and the other contestants AND the game are trapped with Vic. their house now

[mandycore420]

its not even shipping its just posting what they did

[jetlagupdates]

Ben replied to a Reddit post!

[shouldntbeaskingmyselfwhy]

fetch me my cowboy boots STAT

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

ugh she is so good at words like the way "i knew you through the days of the blades of the grass in summer" just SOUNDS GOOD

[bettyrightnow]

girl who likes every taylor swift song: i love the new taylor swift song guys

[your-perfectcrime]

“I knew you, through the daze of the blades of the grass in the summer, parachutes for the free fall of being younger” is an insane first three line run

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over