mmmmm... Bog.. :)

| Victor | He/Him | Bi | 23 | INFJ-T | icon by hanaxsongs | header by inktho

[howthefucktho]

Debating on writing my book on AO3 chapter by chapter so the internet can hold me accountable for actually writing the damn thing

[howthefucktho]

Anyway I think I'm done with twitter for many reasons

[howthefucktho]

I just tried scrolling to the beginning of my blog in hopes of finding a baby trans moment but I was FUCKIN ACTIVE in 2018 and I spent 20 minutes stuck in all the shit I posted in September 😭

[howthefucktho]

Today's mantra: "I can do scary things"

Tomorrow's mantra: "I am NOT going to kill myself in front of this customer"

[howthefucktho]

Hrm

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

Elon Musk

[quovadis-jasen]

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

Defend them from what?

[ashlynnbun]

Presumably, from the consequences of their own actions.

[amvs]

[feychella-deactivated20220124]

‘gaslight gatekeep girlboss’ this and ‘mansplain manipulate malewife’ that.

[feychella-deactivated20220124]

what about reduce reuse recycle

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

the signs from most to least funny

[meta-xylene]

Yield Stop Railroad Xing Wet Floor No Parking Do Not Enter Exit Open Toll Booths Ahead Register Closed Trucks Use Low Gear School Zone

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[amaralesbian]

hello???????

[clerkwildfire]

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

i been dying for a minute

[groupmood-blog1]

You’ve been dying your whole life

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

[yo-its-matt]

I made an alternate universe UK version of The Big Bang Theory by fusing everyone with Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and slightly de-aging them.

[yo-its-matt]

[yo-its-matt]

Great news everyone: with the power of my new creation, Girllum (girl Gollum), I’ve perfected the AI formula to surpass the British Uncanny Valley!

[james-cordens-cumdump]

wait til y’all see british ross from friends

[the-very-gendered-queen]

That is an evil lesbian

[yo-its-matt]

it’s all “be gay do crime” until lesbian ross from friends wants to commit grand larceny. fellas is it homophobic to be a lesbian who chooses evil.

[methotrex8]

There are actually two huge indicators that she has evil traits:

1. British

2. Ross

[smile-first]

[enbyblades]

i dont understand how ppl can just like chop vegetables. how have u not lost a finger 

[enbyblades]

mmhm mhm, got it. thank u all, this information is invaluable to me

[fentanyan]

hatsune miku executing the noid at point blank range hope you enjoy

[motherfucker-unlimited]

This is the only image

[midiport]

white girls hunting me in packs

[midiport]

[maleficarum-regrets]

bioware: yeah in thedas people don’t actually care about gender

every other npc you meet:

[doomhamster]

Know what really gets me about this sort of thing?

I’m fairly sure some of those designers are doing it on purpose, FOR THE SAKE OF women who play. Without, of course, having consulted said women beforehand…

I’ve run into this before, with tabletop GMs who were all “oh I usually throw in some sexism so my lady players can slap it down, I figure they like that”. And they were consistently BEWILDERED by the suggestion that maybe those women would like it better if they were able to play in a world where their female characters’ competence was never questioned based on gender in the FIRST place…