The Hreamy Wheemo

Enjoy my funnies.

[hreamywheemo-blog]

So I may be in trouble for smoking weed in my apartment, which is bullshit because I live in Oregon and have a reference from a doctor that I got for being a fucking mentally broken human being who's allergic to anti-depression/anxiety medication. So I've decided to pay my fifty dollar fine (that I'm probably not getting because my apartment administration are a couple of do nothing morons) with a joint rolled from a fifty dollar bill but I'm going to fill it up with half burnt weed so it stinks up their office real good.

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[sailorvagina]

mood

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Whoever told me abt this thank you this is me

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I guess the mcelroys are popular enough now that people have started showing how cool they are for being above it all guys you know people can like things without you having to organize a cool kids expedition to jackoff mountain to look down on the plebians who dare to like things every single time it happens right. Get over yourself please no one cares

[caden]

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Me: *says anything after taking one hit off a joint. My friends who don't smoke weed: Ooh ha ha! you're the weed person, I bet you're so stoned. Ha oh man, it's 4:20 somewhere right? Ah I bet you're getting the munchies my friend, you want some funyuns? Gosh I bet you don't even know what I'm saying right now, you're on another plane of existence aren't you?

[c3po]

god i love cabbage

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Which color?

[c3po]

idk green

[hreamywheemo-blog]

Wrong answer.

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You know what you call an anti-feminist who grew up?

A feminist.

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If you had really matured, you would be above referring to your political opponents as children.

[hreamywheemo-blog]

You’re not my political adversary your entire philosophy born of oppositionists and fueled by hate mongers will be a blip in political history. To quote Scrubs, because that’s how little I care about this whole conversation, “ I don’t hate you, I nothing you.”

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Hey just wanted to say thanks to all the buttholes that reblogged this post and gave it more publicity than any other post I've ever made.

[hreamywheemo-blog]

You know what you call an anti-feminist who grew up?

A feminist.

[thatsyouthatshowdumbyousound]

If you had really matured, you would be above referring to your political opponents as children.

[hreamywheemo-blog]

You're not my political adversary your entire philosophy born of oppositionists and fueled by hate mongers will be a blip in political history. To quote Scrubs, because that's how little I care about this whole conversation, " I don't hate you, I nothing you."

[hreamywheemo-blog]

You know what you call an anti-feminist who grew up?

A feminist.

[hreamywheemo-blog]

Quick thing I want to mention.

While you guys are arguing about whether or not the game grumps are racict, or whatever the fuck passes as important on this website North Korea is threatening to launch missiles at Guam and potentially start a full on nuclear war. I'm not saying that small controversies don't deserve to be talked about because they absolutely do, but these little squabbles that tend to come down to individual sensitivities, someone mis-speaking and/ or being uninformed on a subject are blown so far out of preportion that they take up these huge information platforms like Tumblr and Twitter causing people to think of it as real news and disregard extremely important issues like Kim Jong Un being an absolute fucking maniac or the fascist, xenaphobic, racist, sexist block of cheddar who calls himself the "president".

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Rick and Morty: *is a good show* Everyone: Oh man this is a good show, I really hope it gets popular so it can stick around for a while. Rick and Morty: *gets popular and sticks around for a while*. Everyone: this show is bad and dumb why can't anything good ever get popular? It's fine if you don't like something but I'm getting sick and tired of not being allowed to like anything for fear of being judged by people I don't care about on a bullshit, garbage website.

[c3po]

god i love cabbage

[hreamywheemo-blog]

Which color?

[hreamywheemo-blog]

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Who, me? Oh not much just wuss slappin' and ass tappin' across America.

[c3po]

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

[rcktpwr]

*hogs squealing*

[hreamywheemo-blog]

Because of this show whenever any one on this sight uses "hewwo" a lot I start reading their posts in the voice of John Lithgow.

[scoobydoomistakes]

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“You gotta be cool, Scoobs.  Like the wind.”

[catastrofe]

[classicmeevs]

and they say congress doesnt get anything done