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Uniguinflutist (also known as Plinycapybara) | Writer, aritst, & lover of anime & gaming | Former roleplayer (Mal Citrus) | Hater of capitalism

[uniguinflutist]

Someone explain to me the appeal of Saga of Tanya The Evil because it looks like a historical fantasy with Eric Cartman is the MC, but its played completely serious instead of being satirical.

[lav3ndaze]

with the hbo harry potter show coming out, here’s a few quick points:

jk rowling is an asshole TERF who gives money in support of anti-trans legislation in the UK. by watching this show, you are directly funding a transphobic woman’s work and agenda

harry potter is not that well written and is full of racist and homophobic archetypes, as well as poorly written attempts at morally gray characters that instead come of as sympathetic towards in-universe terrorists

do NOT send hate to the kid actors in this show. they’re children. hate the shitty author that is deciding to do yet another lap around of the one thing she’s ever succeeded in

[uniguinflutist]

I think the problem with the Red River adaptation isn't that it's necessarily bad by any means, it's alright...but there are SO MANY TOP-TIER SHOWS this season that 'alright' doesn't cut it. The story is good, but the animation is jarring coming from Goodbye, Lara and A Witch In Mongolia that are straight-up masterpieces.

I've heard good things about the manga, maybe it's better. If you've read it, let me know. I think I'm going to drop the anime and read the manga.

[uniguinflutist]

We did it my fellow Scum Villain fans! We banned together got Yue Qingyuan pregnant! Now if only we could band together for a full manhua or donghua adaptation....please give us our S2.

[talontarget]

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this

[dodykeahedron]

If the holocaust denialism SOMEHOW wasn't enough for you to shut up about your favourite kids book as an adult; JK Rowling just committed a sex crime IRL against a transgender woman.

When do we start to care.

[uniguinflutist]

You sengen fans will love this.

I had a DREAM about Sengen last night. So while Senku was working on the rocket, for some reason Gen swapped bodies with a hamster. Gen kept trying to escape his cage to get back to Senku and everyone was confused as to why Gen was acting so weird, nibbling at everything.

Thankfully after one day, the hamster and Gen switched back. Gen was like "IT WAS TERRIBLE SENKU-KUN! TERRIBLE! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" He was balling his eyes out like you couldn't believe. Just tears running down his face Senku had to stop everything for a moment to calm him down.

And then God came down and asked Gen if he wanted to stay a hamster, and Gen said ABSOLUTELY NOT I WANT TO BE WITH SENKU. And Senku was like "wtf but I'm so happy that you're back Gen, that was super weird".

I don't know if anyone's interesting written Sengen Hamster AU but if there are any takers, I'd be happy to help. I'm busy starting a business and coding a visual novel, so I don't have time. I don't know why my subconscious wanted to tell me a Hamtaro x Dr. STONE crossover.

[thequeershow]

[uniguinflutist]

Cute, but that's a guinea pig.

[tobyhobi]

My friends said I should draw smth along the lines of “Senku seeing Byakuya in everyone in the village” and I did bc what else am I supposed to do? Anyways so ya(don’t mind the horrible formatting, I’m lazing and did this on procreate)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

true yaoi fans never speak ill of yuri. true yuri fans never speak ill of yaoi ❤️

[uniguinflutist]

If you're wondering where I stand, Utz (aka Snyder's of Berlin) has better chips while Snyder's of Hanover has better pretzels. Fight me.

[uniguinflutist]

Stanley Pretzel Snyder

So Xenostan fans, there are dozens in Pennsylvania (my home state) of successful pretzel companies often sold nationwide, TWO of them are named Snyders (of Berlin, PA, aka Utz) and Snyder's (of Hanover, PA).

I like the idea of Stanley loving to snack on pretzels as a kid and Xeno carefully making sure he got the RIGHT Snyder pretzel brand EVERY SINGLE TIME when they hang out.

Xeno NEVER gets the wrong brand of Snyder's, and that's a small thing that Stan loves about him. He knows all of Stan's favorite brands favorites and has memorized their production process and their chemical composition down to the molecules. After the petrification and the Moon mission, Stan and Xeno are hanging out and then decide to revive the Pennsylvania "Pretzel" belt.

[uniguinflutist]

Do you think if we sacrifice a goat to Apollo he'll slow down climate change and vanquish the heatwave?

[uniguinflutist]

It's so hot that even my mind melting.

[thelampisaflashlight]

Happened on a vod from a stream where the person played Ham-Ham Heartbreak, and the wave of nostalgia when I saw this map...

I used to have the little rubber Hamtaro toys that came in the Polly Pocket style cases, too.

[uniguinflutist]

Is there such thing as nostalgic rage? I could NEVER figure out how to get into the evil hamster castle. It made me SO frustrated. I kept going in circles. I couldn't find the planks to finish the bridge to win the beach competition to get whatever I needed for the castle. It was my first contact with nihilism

[zorbakpants]

Oh look, it's almost like every accusation those slimeballs make is a confession in disguise. Who'd have thought it

[orphanbird95]

List of celebrities who do not care about trans people:

[putcreativenamehere]

I just had funny 💜👑 thought.

When Luna is twelve she gets her first period.

Sure Xeno is a scientist and should be prepared for these kinds of biological situations and Stanley is a big bad soldier who looks death in the face and laughs but they are just not prepared for this!

In a panic they call Maya who just laughs her ass off at these two grown ass men.

In Xeno and Stanley's defense they also feel like this talk would be better coming from a woman who knows what it's like.

A few weeks later Maya gets a call from Brody, who is in the same situation with Chelsea.

[uniguinflutist]

You sengen fans will love this.

I had a DREAM about Sengen last night. So while Senku was working on the rocket, for some reason Gen swapped bodies with a hamster. Gen kept trying to escape his cage to get back to Senku and everyone was confused as to why Gen was acting so weird, nibbling at everything.

Thankfully after one day, the hamster and Gen switched back. Gen was like "IT WAS TERRIBLE SENKU-KUN! TERRIBLE! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" He was balling his eyes out like you couldn't believe. Just tears running down his face Senku had to stop everything for a moment to calm him down.

And then God came down and asked Gen if he wanted to stay a hamster, and Gen said ABSOLUTELY NOT I WANT TO BE WITH SENKU. And Senku was like "wtf but I'm so happy that you're back Gen, that was super weird".

I don't know if anyone's interesting written Sengen Hamster AU but if there are any takers, I'd be happy to help. I'm busy starting a business and coding a visual novel, so I don't have time. I don't know why my subconscious wanted to tell me a Hamtaro x Dr. STONE crossover.