incorrect nct

your (not so) daily nct texts

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Haechan: bitches be like “oooh I love Taeil and his angelic voice and his amazing visuals”

Taeil: ...

Haechan: it’s me.

Haechan: I’m bitches.

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SM Ent.: oh hi, thanks for checking in, I’m still a piece of garbage.

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Haechan: I was not consumed by the gay agenda.

Haechan: *turns around in a rainbow dress*

Haechan: I AM the gay agenda.

Taeyong: so you’re really doing this every June huh.

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Kun: you stabbed him?!?!?

Yangyang: in my defense, you didn’t hear what he said.

Kun: what did he say?

Yangyang: “what are you gonna do, stab me?”

Hendery: I’m with Yangyang on this one, that was practically an invitation.

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Jaemin: did it hurt?

Jeno: when I fell from heaven?

Jaemin: when you fell from the vending machine.

Jeno:

Jaemin: ‘cause you’re a snack.

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Chenle: I’m so useless.

Kun: nah.

Kun: you can be used as a bad example.

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Yuta: Will you date me? Breathe if it’s a yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if it’s a no.

Winwin: And then Jesus said: "Omae wa mou shindeiru." And Moses answered: "Nani?!"

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THE WAY I WHEEZED I’M-

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Jeno: day 20 of quarantine and I still can’t believe that SM is making us work from our dorm.

Jeno: like what am I gonna do? Make a concert for the shampoo bottles?

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no one:

absolutely no one:

nct when taeyong goes shirtless: OMG LOOK AT THOSE R I B S

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the world in 1820: cholera

the world in 1920: the spanish flu

the world in 2020: coronavirus

Renjun: istg if 2120 doesn’t get a pandemic I’ll come back from the dead and make the zombie apocalipse happen

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Jeno: Hey, have you seen Chenle and Jisung?

Renjun: Yeah, they just heelied down the hall together holding hands.

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Taeyong: we lost Haechan.

Mark: don’t worry, I got this.

Mark: BOOMING SYSTEM UH UH

Haechan: *from the distance* TY TRACK TY TRACK

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Jacob: Jail is no fun, I’ll tell you that.

Kevin, surprised: You’ve been?

Jacob: Once, in monopoly.

[pastelleia]

mark: minecraft?

mark: no babe *grabs hand*

mark: it's ourcraft

taeyong: i am begging you to stop

[incorrect-smtown-quotes]

Yunho: "Is water wet?" dumb question, argued out, tiring

Yunho: "is lava wet?" got new debate topic, fresh, exciting

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Doyoung: Ten sneezed and I accidentally said “shut the fuck up” instead of “bless you”.

Kun: ...how does that even happen??

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Jaemin: my parents yelled at me

Jaemin: so I stole the car, drove to McDonald's and got some ice cream

Jaemin: I'm lactose intolerant.