Haechan: bitches be like “oooh I love Taeil and his angelic voice and his amazing visuals”
Taeil: ...
Haechan: it’s me.
Haechan: I’m bitches.

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Haechan: bitches be like “oooh I love Taeil and his angelic voice and his amazing visuals”
Taeil: ...
Haechan: it’s me.
Haechan: I’m bitches.
SM Ent.: oh hi, thanks for checking in, I’m still a piece of garbage.
Haechan: I was not consumed by the gay agenda.
Haechan: *turns around in a rainbow dress*
Haechan: I AM the gay agenda.
Taeyong: so you’re really doing this every June huh.
Kun: you stabbed him?!?!?
Yangyang: in my defense, you didn’t hear what he said.
Kun: what did he say?
Yangyang: “what are you gonna do, stab me?”
Hendery: I’m with Yangyang on this one, that was practically an invitation.
Jaemin: did it hurt?
Jeno: when I fell from heaven?
Jaemin: when you fell from the vending machine.
Jeno:
Jaemin: ‘cause you’re a snack.
Chenle: I’m so useless.
Kun: nah.
Kun: you can be used as a bad example.
Yuta: Will you date me? Breathe if it’s a yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if it’s a no.
Winwin: And then Jesus said: "Omae wa mou shindeiru." And Moses answered: "Nani?!"
THE WAY I WHEEZED I’M-
Jeno: day 20 of quarantine and I still can’t believe that SM is making us work from our dorm.
Jeno: like what am I gonna do? Make a concert for the shampoo bottles?
no one:
absolutely no one:
nct when taeyong goes shirtless: OMG LOOK AT THOSE R I B S
the world in 1820: cholera
the world in 1920: the spanish flu
the world in 2020: coronavirus
Renjun: istg if 2120 doesn’t get a pandemic I’ll come back from the dead and make the zombie apocalipse happen
Jeno: Hey, have you seen Chenle and Jisung?
Renjun: Yeah, they just heelied down the hall together holding hands.
Taeyong: we lost Haechan.
Mark: don’t worry, I got this.
Mark: BOOMING SYSTEM UH UH
Haechan: *from the distance* TY TRACK TY TRACK
Jacob: Jail is no fun, I’ll tell you that.
Kevin, surprised: You’ve been?
Jacob: Once, in monopoly.
mark: minecraft?
mark: no babe *grabs hand*
mark: it's ourcraft
taeyong: i am begging you to stop
Yunho: "Is water wet?" dumb question, argued out, tiring
Yunho: "is lava wet?" got new debate topic, fresh, exciting
Doyoung: Ten sneezed and I accidentally said “shut the fuck up” instead of “bless you”.
Kun: ...how does that even happen??
Jaemin: my parents yelled at me
Jaemin: so I stole the car, drove to McDonald's and got some ice cream
Jaemin: I'm lactose intolerant.