A Simic Slimeball

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

[piggylippy]

did you mean harry styles

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

no i didn’t mean harry styles

[earthstory]

[kedreeva]

He’s being cleaned, not just pet, but judging by that big contented rumble you can hear, he’s quite enjoying it!

[stephendann]

When you’re a prehistoric dinosaur and it’s scritches time

[xxtc-96xx]

brushie brushie brushie 

[furbearingbrick]

“but the age of consent in other countries is…”

[rannulfr]

As a history major I also want add to the beautiful comments on this post that things weren’t “different back then” either.

The average medieval woman was married in her early or mid twenties.

Arranged marriages might have rarely been performed at a younger age, but it was absolutely not normal for them to be consummated, and the punishment for pedophilia when it could be proved was usually far worse than it is today.

Stop using medieval inspired fantasy as an escape for your sick bullshit.

[rosslynpaladin]

Medievalist piping in to add yes he’s right. Child marriages were looked on with disdain and disgust in the Middle Ages. Arranged marriages might be performed as a rite and to secure land but it was kind of obvious to everyone involved that it was a legality thing and that the pair of children or child involved would not actually be involved in anything until they were an adult. Because that’s never been acceptable.

[binary-suunset]

And before anyone says “but Ancient Greece!”…. no.

It is true that pedastery was practiced in Ancient Athens, modelling themselves on Minoan Crete, and that the younger partner in such a relationship could be as young as 15.

What they don’t tell you is that the age of majority in Ancient Athens was… also 15. These young men were old enough to vote, marry, and own land. You know, what we’d call in the modern era “a legal adult.” And even then, the sexual aspects of pedastery were frowned upon until the younger partner could grow out a full beard. These relationships were mainly used as a gateway into Athenian elite circles and to teach all the complex social customs practices therein, not as an excuse to bone underage boys (though I’m sure some unscrupulous individuals used it that way. It wasn’t the norm, though).

And many of the older partners werent that much older, usually in their early to late 20’s.

So yeah, the Athenians would look at you leering at that 14-year-old and also want to vom. An adult thirsting after someone below the age of majority has (surprise!) always been considered super taboo!

It’s almost like we created the age of majority to decide the age at which most people are mature enough to make important, adult decisions like marriage. And sure, in our modern era, that age is no longer 15 (and for good reason!), but when we analyse these sorts of practices, they require more historical context than just “the Greeks were paedophiles.”

[furbearingbrick]

historyblr is absolutely tearing apart MAP apologists in this thread and I’m all for it

[glow-cloud--doodles]

Hold people accountable

[gaycism]

i hate that white people hide their racism behind "doing a favor"

[gaycism]

gah damn she deleted her personal twitter, her business' twitter, and her business' website with a quickness😩

[commandtower-solring-go]

She appears like a fucking Banshee

[bunkey]

yall shouldnt have given me that $1200 😏

[starridge]

at first i wanted redd to put the fake venus and nike statues around my town so it would just radiate lesbian energy

now i still want that but knowing that the fake art is super haunted it makes it 100x cooler and sexier

[that-dog-steve]

[starridge]

oh yeah the fake art is sUupER haunted

This painting has a figure on the back

The fake Girl With a Pearl Earring opens her eyes??

One of the fake statues floats if you interact with it?The counterfeits are straight up cursed in this game!!!

[bastardfruitsandbasil]

I have the floaty cursed one

[biglawbear]

Blathers: oh hey you're back from Redd's early

Me: art's haunted

Blathers: what

Me: *loading a pistol and getting back on the ship* art's haunted

[juicemold]

For those of you who follow the Stuart Semple and Anish Kapoor feud, (which you can read about here) Semple recently had his kickstarter for Black 3.0 100% funded!

Black 3.0 is an updated version to his very popular Black 2.0 which was invented as a way to give the public access to a cheap and effective black that rivals Vantablack, a pigment monoplozied by Anish Kapoor.

(*and no kapoor can’t buy this one either)

[luscious-lizard]

I’M FUCKING DYING ‘USUAL RESTRICTIONS APPLY’

[official-lucifers-child]

you can’t reblog this if you’re anish kapoor

[overly-caffeinated-corvid]

Reblogging this bc Anish Kapoor can’t.

[carnival-phantasm]

*waxes my oni gf horns in the garage*

[carnival-phantasm]

the wax is non toxic and lemon flavored

[something-general]

why is it flavored and not scented? can she taste through her horns?

[carnival-phantasm]

:)

[wintersbookofmagic]

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

[aidashakur]

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

[gcnsey]

quarantine is just having to confront your old hyperfixations as they resurface one by one like you're scott pilgrim and they're each one of ramona's exes

[xantchaslegacy]

[manfrommars2049]

To help during the Covid-19 pandemic I’m making art! via ImaginaryLandscapes

[naotarou]

[lotr-shitposts]

[kilrosk]

[moofahdrome]

[babyanimalgifs]

Sound on