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osclogy

🖋️ I hereby sign the OP1 2026 WDC agenda 🖋️

shuntedmate

So, I did another one. The 2025 F1 Season Beginner's Guide. Genuinely honoured that a few people requested it and sorry for all the mistakes I've missed. Please enjoy the many recycled jokes from last year and the 2025 exclusive slide "Paddock Pets".

humanvanillabean

This should be sent in a care package any time people get into F1!!!

lousycapy

Found more pictures from the drivers meeting and turns out Oscar is a freak for kissing shoes… can’t believe he would cheat on Max with Lando as soon as he leaves his seat

#Like those anxious dogs #He needs to be touching a trusted adult #At all times.#max verstappen #lando norris #maxcar

httpspiastri

both angles of the Landoscar Monaco GP hug

osctwink

HAND PLACEMENT HAND PLACEMENT HAND PLACEMENT HAND PLACEMENT HAND PLACE- *gunshots*

awkwardrocker

Hey, so, wasn't it Lando whose car bottomed out so badly on the Vegas straight in 2023 that he was basically a passenger in his own car and wrecked at a high enough velocity to warrant a hospital trip?

It was. So maybe all of the people saying that the plank wear should be ignored and that the FIA are conspiring against Lando should remember that. And remember that the plank wear rule was implemented as a safety precaution to keep cars higher to avoid more accidents like that one.

And honestly, maybe Mclaren need that reminder too. Because a championship isn't worth risking your driver's life.

allthebettertobiteyouwith

Thinking so hard about boys letting out little laughs when they're all fucked out that kinda trail off into more moans and whimpers or just heavy breaths and a soft "fuck" while they're smiling sweetly in the afterglow and- uhh?

what were you talking about again??

liveyourlifeihavemyown

Ok, who has the Mulder and Scully cover shot retrospective post to share? You know the one that included such classics as Prom Date, the late 80's Techno Pop Duo spread and of course the "high-end" Sears family portrait studio layout?

I swear I had it here somewhere.

Please, someone prove this website's potential for joy.

#x files #the x files #mulder and scully #fox mulder #dana scully #reposting so someone finds it 🥺

erlkoenige

fictional characters can kill as many people as they want but it’s illegal for them to be annoying hope this helps

sculderand-mully

sorry kitten (mulder)

bodiesstanfr

Am i tweeking or are they hinting at a season 2 of bodies?

Ive been seing alot of stories from the some of the actors/producers about bodieand its sucsess. Mind you it has been 10 months since the release of bodies.

Jon Opstad even released a video of one of the sings from the soundtrack played by an orchestra

Either they js randomly start talking about a limited series that has been published almost a year ago or they are planing something.

Ive talked to my friend about it and she also agrees😭 her theory is that a s2 may be announced a bit after the first anniversery

This could be js me still being in denial that bodies still hassnt been renewed for s2 lmao😭 but what do yall think

spacer4t

We love being in denial 💪💪 it's okay we will wait and see

dirtybritcomconfessions2

I would very much like to have a hot threesome with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

I am, like properly giving James Acaster a BJ here...

youmagnificentbeast

stills version

slayingfiction

Words to use instead of ‘said’

**Using the word ‘said’ is absolutely not a bad choice, and in fact, you will want to use it for at least 40% of all your dialogue tags. Using other words can be great, especially for description and showing emotion, but used in excess can take away or distract from the story.

Neutral: acknowledged, added, affirmed, agreed, announced, answered, appealed, articulated, attested, began, bemused, boasted, called, chimed in, claimed, clarified, commented, conceded, confided, confirmed, contended, continued, corrected, decided, declared, deflected, demurred, disclosed, disputed, emphasized, explained, expressed, finished, gloated, greeted, hinted, imitated, imparted, implied, informed, interjected, insinuated, insisted, instructed, lectured, maintained, mouthed, mused, noted, observed, offered, put forth, reassured, recited, remarked, repeated, requested, replied, revealed, shared, spoke up, stated, suggested, uttered, voiced, volunteered, vowed, went on

Persuasive: advised, appealed, asserted, assured, begged, cajoled, claimed, convinced, directed, encouraged, implored, insisted, pleaded, pressed, probed, prodded, prompted, stressed, suggested, urged

Continuously: babbled, chattered, jabbered, rambled, rattled on

Quietly: admitted, breathed, confessed, croaked, crooned, grumbled, hissed, mumbled, murmured, muttered, purred, sighed, whispered

Loudly: bellowed, blurted, boomed, cried, hollered, howled, piped, roared, screamed, screeched, shouted, shrieked, squawked, thundered, wailed, yelled, yelped

Happily/Lovingly: admired, beamed, cackled, cheered, chirped, comforted, consoled, cooed, empathized, flirted, gushed, hummed, invited, praised, proclaimed, professed, reassured, soothed, squealed, whooped

Humour: bantered, chuckled, giggled, guffawed, jested, joked, joshed

Sad: bawled, begged, bemoaned, blubbered, grieved, lamented, mewled, mourned, pleaded, sniffled, sniveled, sobbed, wailed, wept, whimpered

Frustrated: argued, bickered, chastised, complained, exasperated, groaned, huffed, protested, whinged

Anger: accused, bristled, criticized, condemned, cursed, demanded, denounced, erupted, fumed, growled, lied, nagged, ordered, provoked, raged, ranted remonstrated, retorted, scoffed, scolded, scowled, seethed, shot, snapped, snarled, sneered, spat, stormed, swore, taunted, threatened, warned

Disgust: cringed, gagged, groused, griped, grunted, mocked, rasped, sniffed, snorted

Fear: cautioned, faltered, fretted, gasped, quaked, quavered, shuddered, stammered, stuttered, trembled, warned, whimpered, whined

Excited: beamed, cheered, cried out, crowed, exclaimed, gushed, rejoiced, sang, trumpeted

Surprised: blurted, exclaimed, gasped, marveled, sputtered, yelped

Provoked: bragged, dared, gibed, goaded, insulted, jeered, lied, mimicked, nagged, pestered, provoked, quipped, ribbed, ridiculed, sassed, teased

Uncertainty/Questionned: asked, challenged, coaxed, concluded, countered, debated, doubted, entreated, guessed, hesitated, hinted, implored, inquired, objected, persuaded, petitioned, pleaded, pondered, pressed, probed, proposed, queried, questioned, quizzed, reasoned, reiterated, reported, requested, speculated, supposed, surmised, testified, theorized, verified, wondered

This is by no means a full list, but should be more than enough to get you started!

Any more words you favor? Add them in the comments!

Happy Writing :)

leftenantjopson

Tagged by @westernfront to spell my url with song titles, thank you!

Long white veil- The Decemberists

El cristal- Mon Laferte

Farwell to Nova Scotia- The High Kings

Take it like a man- Amanda Shires

Eat your young- Hozier

National anthem- Lana del Rey

Appaloosa bones- Gregory Alan Isakov

Nocturne- Blanco White

Take me down- The Pretty Reckless

Joli rouge- The Dreadnoughts

Only Son of the Ladiesman- Father John Misty

Pioneer- The Band Perry

Shawneetown- The Longest Johns

Ophelia- The Lumineers

Not Dead Yet- Lord Huron

I also challenged myself to not repeat an artist and it was harder than I thought it would be

Tagging: @schofielded @murderballadeer @victoriancryptid @davidstirlings @blue-spectors

davidstirlings

Thanks for tagging me @leftenantjopson to spell my url with song titles!

D - Dog Days are Over by Florence + The Machine

A - Arsonist's Lullaby by Hozier

V - Void by Muse

I - I Will Never Die by Delta Rae

D - Devil's Spoke by Laura Marling

S - stevie by Kasabian

T - Thunderstruck by AC/DC

I - ilomilo by Billie Eilish

R - Rival by Ruelle

L - Labour by Paris Paloma

I - I Put a Spell on You by Nina Simone

N - No Good by Kaleo

G - Gold on the Ceiling by The Black Keys

S - Sympathy for the Devil by The Rolling Stones

tagging @eoinmcgonigal @roseszirnheld and @regseekings and anyone else who fancies pain giving it a go!

eoinmcgonigal

Oh boy... here we go! I'm gonna put my liked on shuffle and see what fits but uh... most of the stuff on there I have no memory of liking XD

e - Edge of Seventee, by Stevie Nicks o - Òran an t-Saighdeir Ghàidhealaich, by Kathleen MacInnes i - Iris, by The Goo Goo Dolls n - Nightcall, by Essenger, NINA m - My Sister's Crown, by Vesna c - Comatose, by Ayreon g - Ghost (fear. Power Glove), by Gunship, Power Glove o - Own Little World, by Celldweller n - No Trace, by MS MR i - In Bad Dreams, by Crippled Black Phoenix g - Goodbye Brother, by Ramin Djawadi a - Ain't No Grave, by Crooked Still l - Let me Down, by Orville Peck

@revolutionarybillfraser @inheavenlygrass @almost-a-class-act @a-case-of-the-ace and anyone else who fancies desperately searching for a song beginning with 'o'