nothing holy to say

parker. NYC. queer whichever you slice it. slimey little ray boy and certified fucking nerd. multi-fandom as long as it's gay.

[medrawawi]

ilya going to pick up the shanelings from school🐤🐤

[medrawawi]

shane and shanelings🐥🐣

[jnlostt]

Viktuuri's love language is food (the 6th unofficial love language)

Sharing food, making food, trying food, and finding gems like History Maker Bakery in Italy 🥖🥐

2026

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

[anphivenas]

non sequitur ? uhhh ,i hope to be having a lot of seq uit her actually

[u-myoi]

I USE TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS WAAAHHHXIWMALSJA

(I feel like I'm the only one happy we're getting anything official after all these years, ppl online seem to be upset that we got official art and not the movie)

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[shane-bug]

The Sillies

[shinywhatsoever]

credit: 보리꼬리 broccoli1221 (x)

[syrenki]

your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

[bismuth-soup]

Reblog if prev is a pleasure to have on the dashbord

[by-ilmater]

YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU CAN CRAFT A COMPLETE SENTENCE! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU USE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF COMMAS! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOUR PROSE IS GOOD AND RIGHT! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS YOUR VISION!

[emziess]

Shane & Ilya Heated Rivalry, S01E06

[todoga]

Lil illustration for a wonderful fic Change your win conditions

[softshane]

ilya is in one of his depressive episodes and shane tries to cheer him up by telling him about all the things shane loves about him. ilya is quiet for a moment and then mumbles, mainly to himself, "noo don’t kill yourself you’re so sexy aha" before bursting into laughter and shane has no idea what’s going on but it’s the first time he‘s seen ilya even so much as smile in days, so he‘ll take it

[oh0wow0listentothat]

Yuuri: I must make Victor look at me, I must work even harder that so Victor will look at me, Victor please, Victor just look at me, just for another second, I'll do anything you want, anything you ask, Victor please Victor

Victor, who has been staring into Yuuri's soul ever since the banquet, smitten and completely incapable of being normal about Yuuri in any way: Um, yeah, sure okay