Yeehaw

She/Her

[leolaroot]

kash patels viral fart from the scene of the shitting

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[sexhaver]

i see a lot of people in the notes of the Cop Annihilator Slide video wondering why the titular cop came out at Mach 5 while the Scot in the video descended at a leisurely pace. there are actually two equally important reasons for this:

most people go down wearing less-than-grippy shoes and long pants. your skin and shoes have a way higher coefficient of friction on steel than any fiber, particularly synthetic ones. this is why the cop, wearing a vest and long pants, came out like a bullet. on the other hand, you can literally hear the squeaking of the Scottish guy using his asscheeks as brake pads over the bagpipes, and he's digging his heels in to slow himself down even further.

the slide is alive and it hates cops specifically

[tsunflowers]

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

[despazito]

really loving this fake AI scandal of trump secretly meeting with the volturi

[despazito]

[pissvortex]

BREAKING: Trump Has Allegedly Signed The White-Gold Concordat And Is In League With The Thalmor 😳🚨

[boybeetles]

I need to stop jokingly calling people changing to be ‘normal’ as ‘detransitioning’ because I just said “did you see guy fieri detransitioned” to a friend who didn’t know about me doing that in a joke way

[katelyn-danger]

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[clownboybebop]

Did they let the fucking guy out

[antimony-ore]

[anglaised]

what do they think cpr is

[maid-photographer]

The more I get back into doing creative stuff the more I understand that one Fujimoto quote

[malpensante]

[letatlin]

for anyone wondering about the second quote:

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[cntrl15]

Love watching femslash gifs on tumblr it’s like going to a fancy sushi place where the chef cuts only the gayest morsels out of a huge nasty heterosexual tuna and serves them right into your mouth like a momma bird.

[filmphotofranz]

Kojima make a triple AAA award winning game with a transfem protag and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

[grox]

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

[niceinchnails]

[depsidase]

[haunted-hideaway]

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

[wastrelwoods]

been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information

[brawltogethernow]

They missed. 😔

[dogpuppy]