I Like Bread

19. I can say “I am bread” in 5 languages and counting

[i-am-breaddd]

FYI for mutuals, this is TECHNICALLY my primary blog, but I post like nothing on here, and I don’t know how to change it

@space-cat-ramblings is my main🧀

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[heyimboredtalktome]

I feel attacked

[asherlockstudy]

Nobody needs to hear this

[spacemancharisma]

hey bestie im bored can i get i a pig fact

piglets can recognize their mother’s voices and they’re able to learn their names!!

[toadscools]

another pig fact please 🥺👉👈🐖

[spacemancharisma]

sows are known to grunt little rhythmic “songs” to the piglets as they feed, like a lullaby!!

[toadscools]

thank you so much for the pig fact oh god

[sharkodactyl]

i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[raevenlywrites]

Is this the jelly bean guy???

[icajax]

@raevenlywrites the WHO???

[raevenlywrites]

The guy who does the mice with jelly beans

And dreidels, apparently

[traitspourtraits]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

[an-absolute-travesty]

I’m sorry but your profile picture looks like a female version of Boyinaband

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been told that I look like him before

[imnotsureanymore]

Well, I didn’t know him so I googled and-

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I also kind of think he looks like @setheverman but with colorful hair

[valtharr]

are you saying Dave is actually the fusion of you and Seth Everman

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’m saying Infinity War is not the most ambitious crossover anymore

[tech--romancer]

Im gonna do something cursed

[tech--romancer]

God forgive me for i have sinned

[one-time-i-dreamt]

ERZHHGGGJJGRUKVFUBZKZXUVUVIFUFZFUCFZDTDZFUGIGIDUDUFUVKGKHIFUFUFUFIGUFZ

[the-real-peter-parker]

BILLIE EILISH????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Which one of us???

[mememan93]

yes

[milk-a-cola]

[fourteenzero]

[the-worm-man]

this is like the end of a scooby doo episode

[archie-is-actually-a-girls-name]

Wait. One-time-I-dreamt had a…face?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Hey, I still have it!

Not for long

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what

KOH THE FACE STEALER!!!!!???!!

[angrytexastoast]

[rembrandttheforbiddenone]

This is just the best interaction on the site

[alpha-tequila-uncle]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[nitholites]

I am, once again, reblogging this wild ride of a post

[nerdyagony]

this is like bohemian rhapsody if it was a tumblr post

[smallerontheoutside]

that’s it!! I was wondering what this reminded me of and that’s exactly it!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I see this post going around in so many versions and I love them all but I can’t help but to cringe every time I see my typo in the OP 🥲😭😭😭

[i-am-breaddd]

“Give me your dire expectations and I’ll consume perfection”

“'Cuz I dunno who I'm aupposed to be anymore/ And it's sickening/ I'll overeat the implications of your thoughts/ Just to make you happy/ Nonetheless, I feel my insides are tied to knots/ Aren't I more than everything?/

I'm a recipe for entropy/ I'm too overwhelming/ Give me your validation/ I can taste your apprehension/

These flavors of personality are hindering my likability/ My impulsive desire/ My appetite has spoiled my urge to satisfy/ Everyone will like me more without it/ Everyone will like me more without it

Now that I've become the perfect identity/ Take a bite of me/ I hope that I've become a flavorless delicacy/ That I'm good enough/

And now that I've become the perfect identity/ What else do you need?/ 'Cus I dunno who I'm supposed to be anymore/ And I'm starving/ I'll purge 'em all the thoughts of anyone I'll ever meet/ Why aren't you happy?!/ Nonetheless, I know my insides are empty/ Aren't I more than everything?”

I don’t feel like explaining more I’ll probably use the other song for my homework but like, Kambili. Kambili. It’s literally Kambili

[i-am-breaddd]

Jaja: Fuck my father.

Kambili: Fuck, my father—

[mx-dorkboy]

Anyway adults saying “I don’t know isn’t an answer” is part of the reason I learned to lie and bluff so well.

[mx-dorkboy]

Really though, what was that about? I don’t know is a valid answer. It communicates very clearly that the child cannot answer your question, and therefore maybe needs more help understanding the question/situation. Why do you try and push them to give an answer they don’t have? That stresses them out and it makes them feel like they’re being punished for not knowing something.

[logically-asexual]

i thought i was the only one with an “i don’t know” problem because my parents made it seem it was the strangest and also most horrible thing in the world. i genuinely didn’t know and they got angry and that only blocked my thoughts more which meant i didn’t know the answer to anything else.

[kitvalkyrie]

THIS ^^^

[theconcealedweapon]

[thyrell]

new fucked up way to write years just dropped

[darwindrawz]

Happy Josh Fight Day

[ryan-sometimes]

COVID is slowly becoming a "third world" disease. While first world countries are hoarding vaccines, having doses for populations many times their size, third world countries can't get any because pharma companies want to sell to the first world countries first. Even then, first world countries will receive them first. While rich countries recover from COVID, they will forget about the pandemic while many other countries live the absolute worst moment of the pandemic without being able to vaccinate their population.

[blackboard-monitor]

uquiz options that should be mandatory

this is too much text i didn’t read any of these

i’m not american

i’ve never heard of any of these things

i don’t main anything in mario kart, i’ve played it maybe one time ever

i’m older than 16

i don’t recognise any of these people

[kurosmind]

The fact that 2021 begun with a sea shanty renaissance and three months later ships are back on the 1700 trade routes is, actually, extremely funny.

[teathattast]

Wake up babe new fish dropped