Fuck You, Im A Prophet

21 year-old writer, feminist and theater lover. I LOVE to over analyze + talk forever about stuff people do not care about.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i love those reddit posts that are like ‘men, what are some ‘guy secrets’ women don’t know about’ and it’s all stuff like ‘sometimes i imagine the building is about to be attacked and i’m a hero and save it’ or ‘if you ask me what i’m thinking and i say nothing it’s probably because i’m thinking of godzilla and megatron fighting’. like do y’all think women don’t like.. have imaginations or personalities? do you think imagining yourself as a hero or having weird thoughts are male exclusive experiences? what the fuck lmao

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rootbeergoddess]

This.

There are so many rich people who get to try a new hobby every day while the rest of us are struggling 

[cringesedimentdeposits]

[megaceros]

small fat low poly birbs

[murkypluviophile-blog]

jiggle, my sons

[wildmansters]

The best use of jiggle physics 

[scribefindegil]

Good/Bad media alignment chart

[mar64ds]

a platypus??? PERRY the platypus!!!!!

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

[insaneirishlass]

I'm losing it

[happybunnykat]

A new version of Phinias and Ferb is being released. It is on a streaming service, and will be rated MA. Everyone wonders what this mature version of their beloved kids show will be. The first season is released, and you start watching it. It is just the same as the first season of the old show. Is this some elaborate joke? Finally at the end of the first episode, it happens. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is defeated, as he usually is. This time, however, as Perry is making his exit, you here Doofenshmirtz yell, "Fuck you Perry the Platypus." This is the only thing that has changed in the show.

[bethfuller]

wlw see an ancient forest spirit and be like ‘is anyone gonna kiss that’ and not wait for an answer

[gay-irl]

gay🍌irl

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[errorr-404]

Getting really tired of this sleeping alone thing

[notkatniss]

This IS making me lose it

[kristina100000]

unbuttoning anything for someone is… incredibly intimate and cinematographical, oscar worthy to say the least

[lady-raziel]

i love paying for education

[meangirlnurse]

tumblr post: women should not be obligated to wear makeup

bootlickers: just a little reminder though that it’s ok to wear makeup i wear makeup just a reminder it’s ok to wear makeup i like to wear makeup i have eyeliner wings sharp enough to kill a man why do you hate women who wear makeup i love wearing makeup let women do what they want wear makeup wear makeup wear makeup wear makeup wear makeup

[poisondankfrog-deactivated20200]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

Allos love when they hear a song they can have sex to but they’ll never know what it’s like to listen to song and study

[discourseful]

i’ve never done homework i’m always fucking people on my desk

[something-too-much]