Thinking About Progresso

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[lilytad]

when someone is a christian they are not constantly asked their position on the holocaust the transatlantic slave trade the extermination of native americans or any of the thousands of atrocities committed by christians so why do muslims get asked about terrorism and jewish people about israel and are grouped in with specific bad people while christians are not required to explain themselves??

[lilytad]

goyim and non muslims can and should reblog

[lilytad]

[christians and all sectors of christianity that means you]

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Mountain Eagle, Jasper, Alabama, November 25, 1914

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

[ink-the-artist]

gossiping

[stevenb1987]

Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)

[shensation]

ITS BACK

[crackingskullz-deactivated20191]

and frog

[costumersupportdept]

every few months I show this to someone new.

[costumersupportdept]

Ah yes, time to bring this back for the season. Here y'all go again.

[costumersupportdept]

Happy 2019, Girls’s Costume Warehouse.

[amywyn13]

Barely surviving 2020, Girl’s Costume Warehouse.

[high-quality-tiktoks]

[sunshine-tattoo]

[babyyoumakemelesmiserable]

actually crying rn

[nudityandnerdery]

[analog-machine]

And he’s upset why?

[clueingforbeggs]

This is a behind the scenes from a TV show. He’s the guy who plays the character whose gravestone it is. He’s mad that people are memeing a behind the scenes photo of a fictional character’s death because he happens to play that character.

[analog-machine]

I’m not sure if I should laugh or hit my head on the desk over this one.

[a-little-bit-scary]

The face I just made 🙄

[peregrinsonofpaladin]

My favourite part that this is leaving out is that by the end he and the rest of the cast weren’t getting along and they did a full on photoshoot in front of his grave.

[starcunning]

if he doesn’t want us to use THAT photo, it seems like we’ve got three malicious-compliance-ready replacements right here

[fhistle]

[everythingfox]

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

🎥: Gambino_911

[tiktokdickcocks]

[fruitandfitspo]

[roozmatazz]

We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say that it’s always Halloween

[mysharona1987]

[uncommon-etc]

As a Scottish person living in England I feel this on a personal level, when people say shit like “well it’s not the genuine asylum seekers I’m bothered by, it’s the people who just move here to get a better job and take advantage of our welfare system” and I’m like “Mate, I literally moved 500 miles south to a different country just to get a better job and better weather, if you’re going to hate on anyone for that hate on me.” 

Then they try to back-track and say things like “Well you already speak perfect English so it’s fine” and I’m like “My grandma didn’t speak very good English when my grandparents settled in the UK from Finland, what are you trying to say?” 

And they’re like “Well I’m sure you’re grandparents had useful jobs and weren’t just sponging off the system.” like… nah, my grandma mended clothes and my grandad sold garden sheds, they weren’t exactly brain surgeons 

“But they…” just admit it, it’s not white immigrants that bother you, I doubt Americans go on marches protesting the Canadian undergrad students who overstay their visas or all the germans and scandinavians who just rocked up in the Midwest one day and decided to call it their own.

This was how I finally started to understand white privilege. 

[crumplelush]

I remember reading about a white European of some flavour who had overstayed their visa and wanted to go home but couldn’t afford the plane ticket. They tried to turn themselves in to ICE to get deported, and were straight up told “we’re not looking for people like you”

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[ID: a screenshot of a tweet by “PissedOffPreMed”:

I’m and immigrant and I’m white. When people go on anti-illegal immigrant tirades at me, I ask if they know that I’m an immigrant too. They always (in all caps) say, “well you came here legally”. And I say, “how do you know?” and watch their little racist brains explode. /end ID].

[self-loving-vampire]

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

[octopuscato]

This was physically painful to watch.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

One time my friend who never cooked before tried to make a cup of noodles, stuck it straight in the microwave with no water and it caught fire and I thought that was the worst someone could possibly do first try doing any type of food prep until I saw this

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

You really love to see old gay n trans people supporting young gay n trans people. You absolutely adore it

[angrep-deactivated20200427]

He's bisexual which I feel is so important considering that bi people have the lowest rates of participation in the LGBT community (as in, are usually closeted or alienated, bi men especially) so it's so good to see an older bi man making himself visible like this🥰🥺

[verilybitchie]

[out-of-context-batfam]

Batman Universe #3

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

[thesplendidsnout]

[luthiferx]

yall: cringe culture is dead! like the things you like! don’t let other people tell you what to enjoy!

yall whenever asexuality, thomas sanders, fnaf, mlp, homestuck, and other “cringey” harmless things are mentioned: WOW big yikes lmao @ op you’re such a child for enjoying these things smh lol can we get a cringe compilation up in here yet

[gibbearish]

@tmp-tmp-tmp LITERALLY THATS THE POST THAT MADE ME WANT TO MAKE THIS ONE JAKHSDKJHWKJAHKSJHD

[galaxy-foxx98-deactivated202401]

Fortnite

[gibbearish]

!!⚠️EXCELLENT ADDITION⚠️!!

a couple other additions requested in the notes:

minecraft

furries

dan and phil

sonic the hedgehog

curious george

furbies

roblox

steven universe

twenty one pilots

a transcription of the image above:

[screenshot of a series of tumblr tags reading “#yeah idk that one ‘theatre kid good end is bdg and theatre kid bad end is thomas sanders’ post going around lately #kinda subs me the wrong way #i dont really watch thomas sanders stuff but like. idk. can we just be chill for 5 minutes. #its not that hard to just… ignore things u dont like instead of being mean”. end transcription]

some strongly worded points i need to make:

people who comment “i agree with this except for (x example), it’s still cringey”: you are part of the problem! stop saying things like that! you’re actively shaming people for their “cringey” interests, which we literally just agreed was shitty!

people who comment “yeah but except (x example) isnt actually harmless”: you are missing the point of this post! i didn’t make this to comment on the inherent moral quality of these things, but to point out the shitty hypocrisy involved in saying “cringe culture is bad” while still turning around and mocking others for liking things you personally don’t like!

people who comment “asexuality isn’t a fandom, it being on here is bad”: you are correct about it not being a fandom! however as i and many other aces like me have observed, especially this year, people have been very heavily pushing the “asexuality = cringey” idea, to the point where any mention of it outside of positivity blogs is making us the butt of a shitty shitty joke, and i’m saying that’s fucked up! stop harassing aces for their identity and treating them like they’re super cringey!

people who comment “oh yeah good point i’m going to delete my reblog of the ‘thomas sanders theater kid bad end’ post”: thank you for recognizing that it was rude and trying to fix it! i, and judging by the majority of the tags on this post, a lot of other people, very much appreciate your effort!

people who comment “i don’t personally like these things but i’m not gonna shame others for liking them”: yes! very good! 100/10! hell yeah!

people who comment anything along the lines of “but asexuality *is* cringey”: eat shit and die you are also part of the problem and also giant shitheads! fuck!

⚠️ PLEASE DON’T REBLOG THIS JUST TO DISCOURSE⚠️

[jackironsides]

(Also a lot of people have pointed out that Thomas Sanders started to be labelled ‘cringy’ when he made a post supporting asexuality, so I’d suggest that asexuality definitely belongs on that list.)

[snowywarmthkuya]

it took me an EMBARRASSING ammount of time to realize why cowboys walk Like That

[poisonseller]

it’s because their anuses hurt from all the gay sex they’re having

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