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[morganbritton132]

Steve, as soon as Robin answers the phone: I know. I know. I'm fine. Everything is fine.

Steve: I was crossing the street and a car clipped me* but it's fine. I’m fine.

Steve: I even went to the hospital** as a precaution***. They said I’m fine. I even met a guy****

Robin: You have a date with a doctor?

Steve:

Steve: Yeah, sure. Something like that***

*flew over the hood

**by ambulance

***because he was unconscious

****Eddie Munson aka Corroded Coffin guitarist aka the guy that hit Steve with his car aka not a doctor just a guy in a doctor who shirt

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, simultaneously, on the phone to Wayne: I KILLED A MAN.*

Eddie: I saw a man running with no shirt on and a hairy chest and then I hit him.

Eddie: With my van!

Eddie: AND HE DIED.**

Wayne:

Eddie: I have a date with him on Friday.***

*He did not

**Not dead

***At Enzo's!

[nightingale-prompts]

Phantom: Im going on vacation.

Superman: Are you asking for leave or something? You don't have to ask.

Flash: Where are you going?

Phantom: The Valley Of The Shadow of Death.

Green Lantern: That's a place? A real place?

Phantom: Yeah? I mean people visit all the time.

Batman: I go all the time.

Phantom: He goes all the time.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[lealexiio]

I like to hc Tim that he gets red pretty easily bcuz i rlly like how Jorge Jiménez draw Tims (or any chara tbh) cute blushy cheeks shejdhrsi

[captain-price-returns]

oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now

[hotvampireadjacent]

[arcticjaguar]

Shots I’ve taken over the years, from jaguars, arctic foxes, snowy owls, white tailed eagles, wild mustangs, polar bears, to mountain lions.

Photographed all over our planet from North to South America, high Arctic of Svalbard, Iceland, Greenland, and Scandinavia.

[puppyloveandpredators]

Derek has a rule. No one knows about this rule, but it's a rule he lives by. Every person he meets, their full name goes in his phone as their contact. You annoy him, or piss him off? He removes 1 letter. If you have enough transgressions that every letter is removed, and your name has disappeared, you're done. Relationship over. Goodbye. It's a rule that has served him well. Except now the single most frustrating and annoying person he's ever met just told him his full name: Mieczysław Genim Ałekzsandros "Stiles" Górski Stilinski. Derek might need a new rule.

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[nepenthean-sleep]

straight white people making a romance movie: haha what if it was illegal to have sex? wait what's lawrence v texas. wait what's mclaughlin v florida. wait what's loving v virginia

[ninewheels]

As preposterous and stupid as this fucking movie's premise sounded (for a light-hearted rom-com, and not The Handmaid's Tale) I didn't want to think about it too much until the movie actually came out, and then I could see if it was somehow more intelligent and subversive than the trailer let on, but guess what, it's even worse!

One Night Only review: Pull out from this sex-negative rom-com

If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die.

Sex workers are thrown under the bus, shown only as thieves who fleece men in the woods at night, while queer sexuality is relegated to a few scenes with Allie’s roommate (a woefully underused Quintessa Swindell) and a handful of pans past blurry same-sex extras making out in the background. “This night is for the straights,” Swindell’s character says to Allie, before saying that queer people have worked around straight laws for centuries.  This is supposed to be a nod to queer resilience, but largely comes off as straightwashing the history of anti-LGBTQ legislation in this country that led towards raids of queer clubs and incarceration of queer people in the not-too-distant past (let alone the current barrage of anti-Trans and LGBTQ legislation currently in the works and on the books). It’s also ignorant of the long and fraught fight for the normalization of age-of-consent laws, which, by the way, did not happen in all states in this very country until 2003. Yes, that’s not even thirty years ago.  By the end, our intrepid protagonists have not had sex with anyone, because this is a film about Romance with a Capital R (and I guess sex is not part of romance!) and for that very same reason they ultimately embrace the fascist state of things. They aren’t the only ones who refuse to fight back. No one in this cursed film is protesting this mandate beyond “repeal” signs in various windows and some creative graffiti (...) (...) If we are supposed to believe that the film is making some subversive statement about the state of sex and bodily autonomy in this country, it cannot end with its leads embracing their chains. That’s just warmed-over conservatism running around in sheep’s clothing.

[nepenthean-sleep]

yeah i wrote this post having only seen the trailer, but jesus christ. was this movie a psyop LMAO??

also, for the unaware: mclaughlin v. florida was a 1964 supreme court case that struck down a florida anti-miscegenation law that criminalized cohabitation (and thus, as implied, sex) between white people and people of color of opposite genders. anti-miscegenation laws made marriage and sexual relationships between white people and people of color, most often specifically black people, a FELONY in several states in the united states up until the 1950s and 1960s. though it was already struck down by the supreme court, the state of alabama didn't repeal their law until 2000! there were THREE ATTEMPTS at codifying anti-miscegenation into the us constitution!

like yes, the issue here is partially straight white people's ignorance on the united states's history of homophobic policy, but it's also really important to recognize that arguably the majority of the issue here is straight white people's ignorance of the united states's history of codifying eugenics and antiblack racism.

the premise could have been interesting as a serious dystopian story, especially taking that history into account, but it wasn't written that way at all. this movie should never have been a fucking romcom making light of the violence the united states (and many other countries) has enacted on any kinds of sexual relationships it deems undesirable.

[nepenthean-sleep]

can y’all maybe reblog this version i feel like people are forgetting about the racism and just focusing on the homophobia

[yorgen-sh]

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[dontwannabeaphyrexianidiot]

[fallen-jpg]

i spent most last year working on this comic for @batfamilyzine now i can post them

some stuff below

dick broke the chandelier between pg1 and pg2. it got replaced with less dangly bits bc they learned

bruce said damian can hang his drawing in the foyer if he didn't portray his brother as a villian

tiny photo in the foreground of pg2 is bruce and dick. they had had a falling out off screen in pg3 but it got better by pg4

i drew all the sympathy flowers behind the panel and had to cover them. rip

also drew most of the bg first. then i had to drag myself to draw the characters. here's just the bgs

ok that's it! ty for supporting the zine if you got it

[hjartasalt]

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

[hjartasalt]

Chat where did I go wrong

[nuka-rockit]

the reviews are in

[nanzyn]

my favorite adrian headcanon that's not sad: they love the eridian equivalent of those cheesy airport romance novels. except once rocky comes back and the general populace gets wind of the adrian/rocky love story, the penelope-esque lover-that-waited character is EVERYWHERE. downright inescapable. and adrian is just sitting there fucking fuming. the fun stories are all gone and now they're stuck with shitty retelling after shitty retelling of the past 60-70 years of their own fucking LIFE and rocky is absolutely laughing his ass off at his poor mate's plight.

[youvealreadyforgotten]

Adrian, three chapters in, looks up suddenly: Rocky is this fucking play about us??

[whetstonefires]

I do have a piece of writing advice, actually.

See, the first time I grew parsnips, I fucked it up good. I hadn't seen parsnips sprouting before, right, and in my eagerness I was keeping a close eye on the row. And every time I saw some intruding grass coming up, I twitched it right out, and went back to anticipating the germination of my parsnips.

But it turns out parsnips take a bit longer than anything else I'd ever grown to distinguish themselves visually. It's just the two little split leaves, almost identical to a newly seeded bit of kentucky bluegrass when they first come up, and they take a good bit to establish themselves and spread out flat before the main stem with its first distinctive scallopy leaf gets going.

I didn't get any parsnips, not that year, because I'd weeded them all out as soon as they showed their faces, with my 'ugh no that's grass' twitchy horticulture finger.

The next year, having in retrospect come to suspect what had happened, I left the row alone and didn't weed anything until all the sprouts coming up had all had a bit to set in and show their colors, and I've grown lots of parsnips since. They're kind of a slow crop, not a huge return, but I like them and watching them grow and digging them up, and their papery little seeds in the second year, if you don't harvest one either on purpose or because you misjudged the frost, so it's worth it.

Anyway, whenever I see someone stuck and struggling with their writing who's gotten into that frustration loop of typing a few words, rejecting them, backspacing, and starting again, I find myself thinking, you gotta stop weeding your parsnips, man.

[fairyysoup]

reading this post be like

[hudconvent]

also thinking about dildo purchasing timeline. In my mind he must have gotten it sometime between CCM shoot and all star game / 1221. thinking about shane replaying the night at the ccm shoot in his head over and over then realizing if hes gonna let ilya fuck he doesnt want to be completely clueless. cut to him watching solo porn pants on sitting at the kitchen counter for scientific research reasons. cut to him scrolling wirecutter 5 Best Dildos for Men and comparing the specs. cut to him seriously considering opening a PO box to get it shipped to instead of having to look his doorman in the eye while he picks it up. finally getting the package and unwrapping it and just letting it sit on his end table and staring at the thing for weeks. finally being like ok fuck it whatever. ill just use it and get it out of my system then be done with this whole thing. then after he fucks himself hes like oh. yeah this is going to be a real problem for me.

[whale-with-legs]

Wild children spotted👀👀

🦇：……do you want to pick a colour?