Kayrannosaurs Rex🐲

[gothicprep]

this pig is relatable

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

can y'all leave Denise fucking alone!!! what’s she done to y'all

[milky-katzchen]

SHES KERMITS NEW BITCH

WHICH MEANS WE DONT FUCK WITH HER

Ya dig?

[elfvenomm]

Right

But my why is this so relatable

[misamo]

most graceful archery in history

[mars-alkaid-deactivated20180211]

she’s beauty 👏 she’s grace 👏 she’ll shoot you in the face👏

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Where is her million dollar shampoo endorsement deal

[sonoanthony]

I’m wet

[davemaster300]

She’s like a real life anime hero

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this post appears once every million years

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

[pickleston]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When a prostitute takes her clothes off she is actually putting on her work clothes

[lazyproblems]

SIGN ME TF UP

[daily-spongebob]

GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob

[the-bloody-teapot-is-us]

Is this actually real

[calmnoqualm]

its legit, just got paid by them the other day

[moneypets]

THE MONEY CATS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE

[bithmst-blog]

This shit my future job..

[trailer-park-jesus]

I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases.

[examinate]

[approvedtrash]

Reblog to save a bank account

[inmyworlddaydreaming]

Lmao! so I tried this just to see how real it was and yuuuup! I got paid today 🙌🏼

[vamprology]

Wouldn’t hurt to try

[thenameisdog]

[underoosstark]

THIS JUST MADE ME SO HAPPY

[agrande-news]

[all-about-zack]

I feel attacked

[new-state-of-manny]

mother?

[crazyshitisay]

[beowulfs-booty-call]

Me listening to this waiting for the light to come and give back everything this hellsite stole.

[dunyun-rings]

I saw some great pigeons the other day

[peachtimes-deactivated20160528]

these are normal pigeons

[pawpile]

yes but they’re great

[peachisty]

may the universe be softer and kinder to us this september

[ithelpstodream]

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

[gluten-free-pussy]

Do it, buzz

[anarchapella]

Now that’s a facial journey

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

Some of my favorites:

[basura-official]

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

[onlyblackgirl]

2017 mood.

[jackironsides]

I think this one is my favourite

[skylorennn]

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

[ginathethundergoddess]

God bless

[esichovequechova]

[wanderingtycho]

This is what Kurt Cobain wanted.

[catbountry]

He would fucking love this.

[pro-gay]

WHERE’S THE FULL VERSION OP

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ruinedchildhood]

Shrek (2001) 

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[raccoonfootproductions]

One visual gag I’ll never get tired of is a character being framed by countless weapons pointed at their face.

[boxobuttons]

I declare this a “character being framed by countless weapons pointed at their face“ master post.

[chulacabra]

[theclearlydope]

[heykristyy]

Forever reblogging this.

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.