bruh

everything is a mess but I've got that Ace Ventura Aesthetic so really

[judgejamesaaron]

This guy

[macromothmicroplastic]

just woke up from a dream where there was a new overwatch hero unveiled named “slurm” and she had a monster mouth for one arm and wore only rags…. additionally in the dream overwatch models all glitched and all the characters were naked for one hour. This prompted tumblr discourse about, and i quote, “junkrat’s huge, messy, schlappy balls” that would slap around his thighs meatily as he ran

[macromothmicroplastic]

This is an approximation of what Slurm looked like for the record

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[twofingerswhiskey]

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

[10000badframes]

I once dreamed that a giant meteor was headed for earth, and the government had set up loudspeakers throughout the cities so Obama could give a final address - I’ll never forget how strangely comforting it was when he said “there are places we’ve never been before. Some of us have never been to the Alps, some of us have never been to Marrakesh. The next life is simply another place we’ve never been before, and we’re all going to go explore it together.” 

[fablebones]

This minute long sequence was a roller coaster of human expression

[kingjaffejoffer]

Top 10 Twitter thread in history

[drhds]

I know like 6 of these people

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

Screaming

[latining]

I am white and would like to confirm the validity of these statements.

[elalmadelmar]

I went to college with everyone on this list

[snarkmodeactivate]

listen my man it doesn’t matter how many times you shriek you need a healer I am a delicate little music boy and you need to stay close to get your healing not charging into danger so you better jingle jangle back into the love zone or I’ll push your ass off a cliff

[youngmysticcy]

My first thought was “Bard in D&D”, it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the OP probably meant Lucio in Overwatch.

[holomoriarty]

C̢͖͔̮̤͐ͯŔ̶̦̟̲͖̲̋Ų̸͓͔̮̳͖̇̈́̃̆̚Ņ̲͈̟̻̗̯̬ͨ̃ͫ̉̉ͪ̀C̴̥̦͙ͩ̈́ͪͦ̈ͅĤ̭͗ͮͫ̃ͪ

[elsewhereuniversity]

Skeletal model of an giant Irish deer. Went extinct during the ice age but these are huge. Wouldn’t surprise me if they still Roam around EU with or without the skin…

x

honestly the first time I ever saw the skeleton of a giant Irish deer I legit could not breathe for a second. they’re the kind of massive you can’t really process until you’re standing there looking up at it. it’s so easy to imagine seeing that loom out of the early morning mist

[boykeats]

louisa may alcott, w. h. auden, jane austen, james baldwin, charlotte brontë, lord byron, truman capote, willa cather, emily dickinson, e. m. forster, langston hughes, christopher isherwood, henry james, federico garcía lorca, christopher marlowe, herman melville, edna st. vincent millay, wilfred owen, marcel proust, mary renault, arthur rimbaud, siegfried sassoon, william shakespeare, gertrude stein, alfred lord tennyson, henry david thoreau, walt whitman, oscar wilde, tennessee williams, virginia woolf

what do all these beloved classic authors have in common? that’s right. none of them were straight. not a one. every single author on this list experienced same-gender romantic attraction during their lives. literary tradition is a hundred times more queer than what your high school english class would ever let you know

[theroguefeminist]

Nazis are [recruiting] gamers. It is a medium that is filled with socially reclusive men that are receptive their message. - Have you ever seen the movie Fight Club? You know how everyone who joins the fight club is this super sad dude looking for meaning and belonging? You show that to anyone who lived through WW2 and they straight up tell you, ‘That is how the Nazis recruited people. That is how they turned normal men into Nazis. They found them when they are weak, made them feel worthless and built them back up.’ That movie spoke to every single one of my 20 year old friends when they saw it. It’s hard to watch now, almost terrifying. - Now think of your group of gamer friends. How many people did you know growing up who were desperate to belong to something? To feel worthwhile? Because over the last 5 years I’ve watched a whole bunch of people from my competitive gaming community turn into full blown white nationalists. An alarming number.

comment on a Polygon article about PewDiepie’s antisemitic jokes by user Fkeefe4th  (via theroguefeminist)

[everydaylouie]

fake rpg enemies!!!!

(…or maybe friends…?)

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

He’s unemployed,he faced awful consequences for his peaceful protest, yet he still donates money. He is our hero.

[yesterdaysprint]

what would you think of a woman who addressed a club meeting of men by telling them how charming, how well gowned, how pretty, they were?

[fordeadmendeadlywine-deactivate]

This is why I really like books that are set in oldey times with people who have views like this, and why it annoys me when people say but that’s not historically accurate

[witch-of-habonim-dror-blog]

tbh, half the time ‘not historically accurate’ is code for ‘i wish things were still like my imaginary version of 19th century England only minus the cholera’

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

This just makes me absurdly happy, especially because it’s written by a man calling out other men for this shit.

[note-a-bear]

“But they didn’t know better” you sure about that?

[ultralaser]

dude was so mad about this he was snarking in all caps

[thebestoftumbling]

another duck soldier lost in their relentless war

[justanotherabandonedblog115]

IM DYING

[coffeequ33n-deactivated20200525]

thisismouseface

[weloveshortvideos]

[pinapple-jumpsuit]

YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!

[sweepsheep]

Some loser: Wrestling is fake Me: Explain THIS Loser: Holy shit

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

i’m so delighted that tumblr found out about this match, because lord have mercy, twitter was losing its shit over it

[wowreactions]

ME MOST TIME IN BATTLEGROUNDS

[parentheticalaside]

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

[blacklaceandcombatboots-deactiv]

who wrote this, expose him

[ofools]

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

[tobjoernebaer]

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

[tyradicalsaurusreg-deactivated2]

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

[lesbian-lizards]

That was difficult to read.

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

So ugly

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

[sunnysrecovery]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

[bonitabreezy]

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

[lyriumandbiotics]

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

[ventrue-rosary]

“To get back to my body”

[starlitsylveon]

[social-justice-greenknight]