Dominatrix Banana Head

Hey! I'm Chris! 29/M gay. I am 100% back on my bullshit

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[paranoidghosts]

sonic racing crossworlds is the best game ever actually

[saywhat-politics]

This is the worst possible time to have a stupid person in the White House

[spnjohnlocked]

THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME TO HAVE A *MALIGNANT* PERSON IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

Not to mention actual Russian asset.

[stellaretic]

[lil-peebo]

I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.

[beardedmrbean]

[mclennonyaoi]

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

[mclennonyaoi]

fuck off are you serious?

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

how do you have 2 silly words for a car crash

[yushirosblog]

Don't worry Chiyo, you got this

[loumandliker]

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

[loumandliker]

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

[caltracat]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[estergen]

This is probably just because i am a trans girl who are tall but trans girls who are short are so lucky

[doggirlpaws]

Forget about giving me their boobs, I want to give a trans guy a solid 12 inches

[doggirlpaws]

[pocket-deer-belly]

Stealing your boobs

[demilypyro]

What the fuck I JUST grew these

[pocket-deer-belly]

*feeding your boobs to the rats* why do you hate rats what’s wrong with you

[demilypyro]

NO MY TITTIES

[sexygaywizard]

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

[sexygaywizard]

Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

[50rats]

[sexygaywizard]

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

[sexygaywizard]

You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....

OH SHIT OH NO

WAIT

I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS

[guerrillatech]

[eebie]

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

[hispanicdisorder]

this is disturbing

[suppermariobroth]

In Mario Party games, the outcome of every die roll is completely independent of the actual timing with which you hit the block. Note how Mario gets the same 5 no matter when he hits the block. The die rolls are decided at the beginning of the turn and all interaction the player has is merely an illusion.

[breastforce]

[miifighter]

[demilypyro]

A new interview about Bridget happened and apparently her outfit was explicitly designed to relieve her dysphoria. I don't think I've ever heard of trans rep that went as far as considering what the character would be dysphoric about and how they would accommodate it. I'm impressed

[sandmandaddy69]

[wasatch-wendigo]

Star-crossed lovers

[lovinglystar]

Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?