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[silverhawk]

some lesser known small cat species

the kodkod

the flat headed cat

the pampas cat

the andean mountain cat

the jaguarundi

[weezley]

i like this post bc each cat just looks more annoyed than the last

[maydayparadelyrics]

[lissadiane]

Okay, I have a life hack for you.

Last week, I got attacked by the most painful and persistent hiccups of my life at work. My co-worker heard me hiccuping and said, absently, “Got the hiccups?” and I said miserably, “Yeah.” And she said, “Prove it.”

And I glared at her, because why the fuck should I prove anything to her? And I waited for the next hiccup, which would prove that she was a dick and that I was, indeed, suffering from hiccups. And… that hiccup never came. And she smirked and said, “My daughter calls me whenever she has hiccups and when I ask her to prove it, she never can.”

And that was weird. But later that night, I got hiccups AGAIN, so I said to my boyfriend, “I HAVE HICCUPS.” and he said “Yeah, you do.” And I said, “No, ask me to prove it.” And he gave me a look like I was a crazy person, and I hiccuped again and insisted he ask me to prove it and he did and BAM. I couldn’t do it!

And a few days LATER, I got the hiccups WHILE DRIVING ALONE, and I said, out loud, “DUDE, I have the hiccups.” And then, in another voice, “PROVE IT.” And bam. Couldn’t do it.

The moral of the story? Apparently hiccups are little shits who refuse to perform on command. 

There you go. Hiccup cure. I can’t promise it’ll work for everyone, but so far, it’s worked for me like six times.

You’re welcome.

[notagiraffe]

My dad always did this. Weirdly, it worked

[astrojukebox]

“I’ll give you a hundred bucks if you hiccup again” also works

[memewhore]

[forgotn1]

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[l-exquisite-dolor]

Sleeping With Sirens - Fly.

[21ozofpiss]

i hate when old people glare at me for no reason like fuck off barbara you ruined the economy

[the-darkest-of-lights]

[ormanhuzuru-deactivated20170508]

Holy shit.

[freakingfudgenuggets]

They misspelled heaven.

[bibidebabideboo]

[yungchub-deactivated20150405]

This is more dramatic than the end of lost in translation

[doglets-deactivated20140515]

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

[seriousjones]

cool tricks to share with your kids

[tittymeat-deactivated20160724]

did not go. where i though it would.

[reibeibei]

LOL

[thegentlemansarmchair-deactivat]

[itsokaytobesmart]

Solar Road Trip

"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.

[iantosballs]

"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!" 

[leakinginklikeblood-deactivated]

this is cute. 

[testosteroneman-deactivated2013]

poor pluto :(

[mishasminions]

PLUTO PLS

[plutoisaplanetdammit]

you’ll always be real 

[dibbydabby]

I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult

[t-iddies]

ladisputeandria

[littlebunneh-deactivated2015052]

Why does getting your period have to be a secret??? Like why do they teach girls to “put extra pads in a secret pocket of your bag”… when literally all females have to go through it every month… Is this a big secret? Is the male population too sensitive to know that we menstruate? Why is it so shameful and what are they afraid of? I’ll keep my pads and tampons wherever I damn well please. 

[safest-heaven]

[unfoldedsouls-deactivated201403]

[sheldony]

Leonard: The bastard teleported.