If the city never sleeps, then that makes two

wow!!! what an Idiot™

[secondbeatsongs]

thinking about how many turns of phrase are christianity-based, and was trying to think of how I'd explain "jesus wept" to someone who hadn't heard it used, and the closest thing I could come up with was "alexa, play despacito"

[bellybuttonblue2]

[anexperimentallife]

The best way to fight climate change is to destroy capitalism.

[mosswall]

Dashcon is ten this year, right? It was in 2o14?

[mosswall]

[astro-b-o-y-d]

[ienjoyactivities]

[itmightrain]

Shakespeare's "historical" plays? You mean his RPF 🙄

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[wo2bzy1vl4-deactivated20220710]

when you see how expansive other ppl’s music taste is & whenever you share your music you feel like “yeah im obsessed with twinkle twinkle little star rn. the abc’s is so underrated. also i recently discovered baa baa black sheep”

[molabuddy]

[brainrotdotorg]

[brainrotdotorg]

alternate version

[theocseason4]

[livesonloop]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[gaynglican]

Girl, the meek better start inheriting the earth faster, because what the fuck is this

[greelin]

never beating the nervous prey animal allegations

[greelin]

anyone: hey

me immediately:

[byjove]

if my cat could speak she would say that life is agony and then ask for a menthol cigarette. actually, she’d ask for the cigarette first I think.

[byjove]

I teach her how to talk using one of those button systems like that poodle and she just keeps says PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. NEWPORTS. NOW.

[benidryl-art]

captivated by this creature...

[feminescu]

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

[floridakilo]

their daughter

[slimetony]

My flight got delayed because they had to put the plane down

[emotionless-robot-blog]

hope it went in its sleep peacefully... :((

[slimetony]

It started leaking fuel everywhere and slumped over

[cruelfvkingsummer]

i will die on the hill that ed sheeran is one of the best in songwriting ESPECIALLY love songs. he has waaaay too many bangers for people to disrespect him the way that they do. put respect in mr. sheeran's name when you utter it

[ienjoyactivities]

this is so true but also wtf is he doing rn