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AAAAA! I finally watched Agatha!
It was so fucking good! I will not be able to stop thinking about it for a while. I'm obsessed.
AND AUBREY PLAZA. She was so good, AND she looked amazing the whole time!
I wanted to rewatch basically immediately. But now, to get the most, I'm thinking I rewstch WandaVision and Doctor Strange....
But then I thought; I might as well just rewatch everything with Wanda
Want fandom to turn on your female character? Have her react realistically to grief. Won’t take long.
Podfic is the ultimate portmanteau btw
Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you don’t like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lol
a short selection of concepts and phrases that used to be commonplace in fandom and we’d really benefit from making that a thing again:
NOTP: the opposite of an OTP (One True Pairing). It is a ship a fan strongly dislikes. The word is a portmanteau of ‘no’ and ‘OTP’ and thus is not a contraction of any particular phrase.
Squick: anything that is a deep-seated, visceral turn-off. Squicks may be shared by many fans or be specific to one; one person’s kink may be another person’s squick.
YKINMKATO, or kink-tomato: Your Kink Is Not My Kink, And That’s Okay: used to indicate support for fannish diversity and to distinguish between disapproval or kink shaming and simply having different taste.
DLDR: Don’t Like, Don’t Read: a phrase used to warn against complaints about an aspect of fic or meta. A “live and let live” philosophy of fandom, which places the responsability for avoiding content one doesn’t want to see on the side of the fanwork consumer, rather that on the creator’s.
SALS: Ship And Let Ship: similar to the above specifically about shipping tastes.
YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary: a phrase used to acknowledge that any given individual’s personal opinion on the topic at hand may differ due to their own tastes, standards, values, experiences, etc.
As the OP points out, all of these crucially imply no moral judgment of what they’re designing.
(definitions lifted more or less wholesale from fanlore’s relevant pages)
bring the healthy fun back to fandom!
DLDR has a modern offspring I’d like to nominate for honorary status on this list! “Dead Dove Do Not Eat” (or simply “Dead Dove”) is a tag that basically says “this is going to be awful, this is a hurtfest. Read at your own risk and don’t yell at me if you’re an idiot.”
DDDNE doesn’t replace DLDR, but I think it’s a very useful addition.
FIVE HEADCANONS… (most in a post-story scenario in which he is allowed to live out the rest of his years normally)
- was a smooth pb liked as a child but eventually upgraded to crunchy pb on his sandwiches
- it wasn’t just twinkies that were ruined permanently for five, but all hostess brand products. If he is found in a supermarket, he will jerk his cart away from anything hostess
- tea enjoyer. Specifically the sleepytime stuff (all of these are food related oopsie)
- likes scented candles such as “new car scent”
- used to read pg wodehouse as a kid
- throws himself into stern routine to make up for the inconsistency of his past 58 years of life
- sucked up to adults a lot when he was younger. Doing that thing some kids do when they patronize adults asking shit like “does your boss give you homework”
- five was sick of trying to use lighters with no fluid in the apocalypse so he started carrying around a rusted metal striker to light fires.
- finds the internet to be one of humanity’s worst blunders, aside from quora. He appreciates that no matter how niche his issue is, somebody seven years before has always experienced the same problem
- used to find very little joy in food (particularly during the apocalypse) but is somewhat curious about cooking because he likes how math-forward and objective following a recipe is
- inconsistent with his pragmatism. He’ll happily substitute a can opener for a blunt paring knife, but the moment that his nighttime routine is compromised, he’ll lose his shit
- loves math-based riddles, sudoku, those 200 piece puzzles, chess, and The NY Times crossword
- ROCKING CHAIR FANATIC
- has His Own™️ afghan blanket that nobody is allowed to touch
- actually HAS mr. Pennycrumb :( why did the showrunners omit this
HEAR ME OUT.
i think five would've been a great singer. no not because of aidan, but because in some other au/timeline he would've joined a band.
if i remember correctly, in the comics diego and five were close and they even planned to run away together and join a punk band. PUNK BAND. that means five would've been in a band! and if he was in a band, he would've been the guitarist or played the electric guitar. and tbh, he would've had insane vocals.
five only sings when he's drunk. sure, you all may not agree with this headcanon nor see five singing, but ive seen headcanons that we don't see five do in canon. like example, him cooking/baking. (the deli scene really surprised me because at first i couldn't see five would know how to cook. but ive grown to like it now)
(bonus: i hc he LOVES my chemical romance and he listens to it a lot, which is what inspired him to want to join a band!)
Five Hargreeves makes his own booze, and time travels back, hides it up somewhere so that when he pops right back to now, he has it aged perfectly.
there’s something so haunting about watching scenes with five when he’s actually thirteen.
like, the flashbacks to before he time-traveled or when he was freshly dropped into the apocalypse.
the entire series, he’s supposed to look like that same damaged but not yet broken thirteen year-old, but he’s not. he’s the traumatized, lonely old man that we know and love. we don’t really know young five.
we know things about him. we know he was extremely stubborn and intelligent. we know he was distant but considerate, and that he wanted to prove himself to reginald more than anything.
but we never really learned who he was. and neither did five.
sometimes i wonder if he mourns the loss of his youth. of his curiosity. of his naivety and convenient stubbornness.
how could a kid grow into a stable man in a crumbling, apocalyptic hellscape?
the answer is, he can’t. so he never did.
he may look like he knows what he’s doing, like he’s got it all figured out, but he’s more lost than anyone in the series. he’s never had a moment to breathe. he never got to figure out who he was or wanted to be.
so he carries his young self around in his head like a rotted corpse, pretending it’s not there in an effort to stay focused in a situation that calls for urgency.
but his young self never escapes him. he may have physically gotten older. he can still feel the scratchiness of his mustache and hear the sloshing of water as innocent blood runs off of his body and into his drain. he may have had more wrinkles and scratches and scars to count, but he’s still the same naive child who disappeared out of spite.
he knows he is, and he hates himself for it.
he hates the stupid, senseless kid who ran off without a plan or the brains to make sure he knew how to handle his abilities before throwing caution to the wind. he started hating himself the moment he smelled charred bodies and burning buildings for the first time, the moment he knew that smell would never fully leave him.
and it doesn’t.
and neither does the thirteen year-old runaway.
Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.
*A couple of months later*
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.
Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.
Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
the original? on my dash?
Apollo: you’re the one who unleashed your little freak of a trouble maker on my Greek tragedy! You don’t get to blame me for this.
Clark being vocal in bed 😵💫🤤😖
It’s all grunts and whimpers and loud fucking moans and “oh yeah, good girl. Goooood girl, yeah that’s it, oh honey-so close, m’so close…”
Idk goodnight y’all.
This is what happens when I let myself edit at ungodly hours in the morning, you're welcome
Thank you to @fancycake for their hilarious idea that I had to draw
huge cock!clark
── .✦ Clark Kent x fem!reader
The way he fills you is surreal. The thickness of him makes your gummy walls stretch to their limit, warm and wet while they grip him tight.
He groans lowly once his hips are flush against yours, your thighs spread wide to make space for his huge body.
You're so full, pussy completely yielding around his heavy cock, and Clark can see that there's not a single thought left in that pretty head of yours.
He presses down on your lower belly and just grinds his hips against yours, rubbing against your g-spot, his fat head brushing your cervix.
You squirm at the feeling of him throbbing deep in you, breathlessly whining out, “Clark.”
“It's so much to take, baby, I know. But you're doing so good,” he assures, leaning down to kiss your jaw. “My good girl.”
Every thrust empties you completely before filling you to the brim again. Over and over, he fucks into you, feeling the way your body struggles to fit his girthy cock even though you’re delighted to have him in you.
“Breathe, baby, breathe,” he reminds you when your little whines and mewls turn into quick, shallow gasps. You try to obey but struggle a little because it feels like you’re so full of him that there’s no space left for air.
And when you two are done, you end up stuffed full of his cum, the thick, creamy liquid warm as it pools against your cervix. It coats your inner walls and drips out of you, dribbling down your ass to gather underneath you on the bed. Clark is quick to help you into a pair of panties so your sore pussy doesn’t waste a single drop of his sticky release <3
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devastating when good characters are put into a stupid show. you were born to fly but that evil hag of a showrunner clipped your golden wings. be free on ao3, my little dove. be free
Just watched supergirl and oh my god i am so obssed with the fact that we have a female main character and shes sloppy and snippy and rude and an alcoholic and messy and flawed. And yet shes still able to be kind and good and be an inspiration to people. All while not having a romance and while not trying to appeal to anyone. This is what everything should be.
oh so when john wick goes on a revenge killing spree to avenge his murdered dog, he’s an awesome action hero. but when kara zor el beats up and kills the child sex trafficker who poisoned her dog, she’s the worst most selfish awful mean person
Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it
