I.C.U. Go Hard

Ikemefule | Nigerian | ΑΦΑ | EMT

[transsexualism-archive]

[bernard-jackson]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[bicokun]

That second one is something I use with a variation. When my eldest child was still a toddler, she would sometimes say to me something like “you don’t know, nobody know.” The cadence of it was very particular, too, so even to this day I’ll use that phrase on her and her siblings.

[boccher]

i think every british journalist should just be gunned down

[maidthings]

On the small soggy wet archipelago that makes up the modern day united kingdom, sunny days are a rare phenomenon. As such, the peoples of england cherish each and every one, even going so far as to write songs about them in their local music. With sunlight in such high demand, to block it deliberately is nigh unthinkable, hence their cultural confusion at the invention of the parasol.

[segamascott]

[badjokesbyjeff]

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge

Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer.

- How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly? - he asks

- 99.97% - the engineer replies confidently

The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around:

- Guess I’m swimming then…

[lizardlicks]

change your god damn url OP

[brucebocchi]

[20th-centuryghost]

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

[purlturtle]

[mayfay]

[a-wizard]

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

[jackabbot]

[wiigiwaamcore]

Wait I have a real version of this

THOSE ARE ALL REAL WEBSITES

[breya-etherium-shaper]

You ever think about how the only reason Samuel l Jackson got into acting is because he was a radical activist and his mom got threatened that he’d end up dead so she sent him away to school to save him

[postmarxed]

Literally the FBI told her to get him out of Atlanta or they were going to murder him

[pretentiouslimericks]

[yourkpopidolsucks]

UMMM???? CAN WE GET SOME ELABORATION PLEASE?????

[breya-etherium-shaper]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

the fbi literally threatens people fighting for racial equality with death without a trial and people still think theyre the good guys

[mindovermuses]

"In westside Atlanta, born and raised. On the playground is where he spent most of his days..."

[algenpfleger]

here’s a quick-ish lighting study from a fury road screencap

[bace-jeleren]

What…?

*Zooms in*

WH A T!?!?!?!!!!!!

[tibalt-the-fineblooded]

[trilllizard666]

nice screencap edit there op-

w-wait.

“study”

holy shit

[klubbhead]

For those of you still figuring it out: THIS ISN’T A SCREENSHOT, ITS A FUCKING PAINTING.

[simpleanddestructivechemistry]

HOLY SHIT

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[grumpyfaceurn]

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[jmcdra]

Neurotypical people don't mean what they say. When a neurotypical person, especially if they are in a position of authority, says this, what they mean is "explain this in a way that provides remorse and possibly either a goal to not repeat it or implying seeking advice to avoid this again." When you answer their question literally they follow up with "stop making excuses" because the explanation didn’t include remorse, a goal to change, or at least a willingness to get advice.

I hope this translation of neurotypical speak helps. If neurotypicals just said what they meant, this wouldn't be such a dangerous trap for neurodivergent people.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[oneheadtoanother]

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

Fucked as it is, he’s right: if you were in Gaza and desperate to die but your religion says it’s wrong to take your own life…becoming a journalist pretty much will guarantee your death.

Like, suicide by cop only this time it’s suicide by press vest.

[mysharona1987]

Imagine making life so utterly miserable for entirely innocent children (children, who by the way, were not even born yet when Hamas was elected in 2005 and Hamas never held another election again.)

So miserable, that high schoolers are literally trying to find loopholes so they can be killed in cold blood and they don’t have to do it themselves.

I have seen horror films with less scary premises than this.

Makes the Saw franchise look like the Teletubbies.

[mysharona1987]

Reminds me of the French 117 year old nun (at a point, the world’s oldest person) who kept drinking several glasses of wine a day and praying for death in her last few years.

But at least she was 117 years old. Not 14.

[mysharona1987]

When the nun eventually died, the people at the care home were like: “Don’t feel bad about this, death was the best thing that ever happened to her.”

Fair enough for someone at 117.

But a 14 year old?

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]