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[bowelflies]

a larval witch!

unidentified bagworm caterpillar from Agumbe, India. photographed by Girish Gowda

[uhggleighrose]

A picture of my toes felt too p0rnographic so I used male presenting b00bies to censor them

[pdfbabe]

if ibuprofen was a girl I would marry him

[funnytwittertweets]

[kaijuno]

Btw retail workers know when you’re stealing stuff we just don’t care

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

god created man to be penetrated

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

i posted this with violence and the crucifixion in mind and you hussies are talking about anal

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

me when i lie

[beardedmrbean]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I LOVE extremely unaware rich people it's so funny. there was this girl on tiktok joking about how she misbehaved while the family oil painting was being done...ma'am the WHAT?

[normal-horoscopes]

People on this website will be like "I'm shakig op this quote goes hard" and the quote is like "if god twere a hot dog I would eat only half"

[rhube]

My mate Dave delivers some important information about Roman sex coins on the Twitters. (Source)

[theredheadstale]

Also, sex workers in Rome came from all over the Empire, so their Latin wasn’t all that great. A customer pointing to the coin with a hopeful expression probably got the idea across pretty well. 

[mr-elementle]

Fuck-e-Cheese tokens

[quasi-normalcy]

I like the implication that sex acts were numbered, like “Hey! Marcus here wants a Combo VIII! Can one of you guys serve him?”

[rhube]

These additions are excellent.

[z-to-s]

Salt domes in Iran. A UNESCO site.

[thecryptkeeper]

[theinturnetexplorer]

[pixll-sparks-deactivated2021111]

Listen everyone just cause your in a scientific field doesn’t make you smart enough to not make mistakes in the field

[synapsid-taxonomy]

The Novosibirsk Zoo recently welcomed a bunch of Pallas’s kittens and I’m. Just look at them.

[lammergeier-spitfire]

Every single one of them looks like this guy

[paxamericana]

[halleywars]

Best sticker

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

[crabwalker]

??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

@crabwalker​ Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.

[plank-boi]

That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I can’t find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.

[gorps]

Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?

[powerburial]

sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there