Yay, dinosaurs!!

I'm a dolphin who likes dinosaurs. Especially ducks. Feel free to send asks! I like talking! 🦆❤️🐬

[lilliancdoodles]

Gently bonks your forehead with my forehead

bonk

[apolladay]

Well.. shit

[ilikemegaraptors2]

You shut ur metaphorical mouth

[zombiethethinker]

MAKIN A DILO

LIVE!

making a DILOPHOSAURUS! LIVE!??

exactly what it says on the tin

[ilikemegaraptors2]

My favorite dino!!

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[ilikemegaraptors2]

AWGGGG

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[ilikemegaraptors2]

:D

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."

[mentohol-blog]

My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish

[direhydroid]

also the Italians. mixing Irish and Italian sociocultural attitudes had the effect of multiplying the Sass Levels by the power of infinity, in the sense that you get all of the clever dry wit of the Irish and all of the bitchy gossipy condensation of the Italians rolled into one very stereotypically overly-friendly American package.

also worth noting that who you are to them doesn’t matter. they’ll talk to strangers like that and will also talk to their best friends like that. they’re just Like That.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

More from the notes:

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

That's just how New Englanders are in general. Actually good and helpful people, but you're gonna get insulted too.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[beardedmrbean]

[ilikemegaraptors2]

🥲

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[draconym]

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

[ilikemegaraptors2]

Hm...

[zombiethethinker]

Currently working on a fish fossil at the sternburg science camps!

[ilikemegaraptors2]

I LOVE THOSE CAMPSS

They're so fun!

[joitiks]

ENDANGERED MISSING PERSON

David Geralt Summers

Date of birth: February 8th, 1994

Age: 32 years old

Sex: Male

Race: Caucasian

Eyes: Hazel

Hair: Light brown

Weight: 174 lbs

Height: 5' 9"

Last seen: May 11th, 2026

David went missing at his home during the early hours of May 11th in [REDACTED], Alabama. His house was left ransacked and his porch door ajar. Since the 10th of May, David has not been seen or heard from since by his family and friends. He is believed to be wearing a white T-shirt and plaid pajama pants.

If seen, please contact the [REDACTED] Sheriff's Department at [BLANK] with any new information regarding David Summers.

[ilikemegaraptors2]

Guys ion think we're gonna find him...

[apolladay]

Someone has gotten you a bouquet of your favorite flowers! What’s in it?

* Roses

* Lillies

* Daisies

* Tulips

* Orchids

* Carnations

* Sunflowers

* Peonies

* Poppies

* wildflowers

* something else

* see results

Someone has gotten you a bouquet of your favorite flowers! What’s in it?

Roses

Lillies

Daises

Tulips

Orchids

Carnations

Sunflowers

Peonies

Poppies

Wildflowers

something else

see results

Voting ended onMay 9

[whitey0white]

Okay, now I'm drawing faster ( ͡⁠°ᴗ ͡⁠°⁠)

I drew this in 4 hours☆

[ilikemegaraptors2]

This is so cute

[ilikemegaraptors2]

I made some chicken on cakes for Easter

[tumblr]

tumblr tuesday: the amazing digital circus

wellllllll...that happened. hjsakldfhl. pls enjoy some of the astounding #tadc art being created in its wake <3

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episode 8 spoilers ahead! spoilers, we tell you! heed this warning!

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