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Dumbledoreâs down time
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I suddenly had this headcanon of adult Harry with a long hair like Sirius and I had to paint to see how he would look like. [ref]
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how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say ânah heâd want to be a wizard copâ
#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)
#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #âugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAKâ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and theyâd all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sighâexcept itâs fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldnât have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyoneâs questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like âprofessor potter!! i canât get my patronus to work! help me!â #and like theyâd go home at the end of the year or for break and their parentsâwho ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like âmerlin i donât know?? potterâs such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movementsâ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)
Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.
Like, Jo, I donât want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON
I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called âGinnyâs husbandâ before âthe boy who livedâ or âthe chosen one.â Imagine how fucking pleased heâd be.
Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harryâs thinking âOh noâ because he doesnât want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like âARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHATâS SHE LIKE?â and heâs like âoh thank godâ because he could talk about Ginny all day.Â
Yes. Good.
Actually, all three of them should have become professors. Hermione would have become Headmistress, of courseâyoungest Headmistress of Hogwarts ever, and the only one willing to turn the portraits of her predecessors to the wall if they gave her too much lip about her efforts to modernize the curriculum. (She probably started as Transfiguration professor after McGonagall became Headmistress, but it wouldnât surprise me if McGonagall was grooming her for the Headmistress job all along.)
And Ron took over as flying instructor for Professor Hooch; everyone thinks heâs an easy A because heâs so mellow and silly and hands out candy for good performances and his brother and sister sometimes visit the class to show off some of their old Quidditch moves and give away Wizard Wheezes to the best fliers, and itâs not until they talk to someone else from a different school or era that they realize that flying is actually really difficult to learn and Ron just found ways to slip all the teaching in under the fun so that they didnât even notice. Things that seemed like silly tricks or goofy jokes turned out to be mnemonics for complex maneuvers, and of course nobody ever wanted to skip a class under his tutelage.
âmaybe i should quit too⊠make pranks all dayâÂ
âmate, you couldnât stay away from the aurors for a weekâÂ
When in doubt, go to the library!
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AU where Dumbledoreâs Army uses the Chamber of Secrets instead of the Room of Requirement
Ultimate security as Harry is the only one capable of opening it.Â
Myrtle proudly spending her time acting as a guard/lookout.Â
Later, Harry diligently teaching Ron, Hermione, and a few choice others, like Neville, how to mimic parseltongue so that they can open it too.Â
Muggleborns experiencing vicious satisfaction that theyâre using this chamber as a place of education and defense, reclaiming the very space Slytherin built to rid the school of their presence.Â
Hermione methodically dismantling the basiliskâs corpse, covertly selling the priceless ingredients to potion masters, using the funds to continue their work - buying books and battle robes and new wands for those who canât afford it.Â
(Hermione saving a portion of those ingredients for her own research, straightening in triumph when she learns what basilisk venom does to horcruxes, knowing she has vials of it hidden up in her room).Â
Harry reverently adding the Chamber of Secrets to the Marauderâs Map, proudly continuing his familyâs work and reveling in the difference theyâre making.Â
These students - these kids - choosing to train in a dark, horrifying place that was never meant for them. Learning spells amongst shadows, growing stronger in inches of murky water, the smell of a decomposing corpse in their noses, memories of all that had happened here haunting them. They know this is what war is really like and it helps to push them forward. Â
what if the reason nobody can tell fred and george apart is because they really are interchangeable
not in a ~it doesnât matter~ way but like. molly and arthur used to worry that fred and george might turn out to be squibs because they werenât doing any accidental magic as children, but they were, THEY TOTALLY WERE, it just wasnât anything flashy, instead they were just like idly switching bodies all the time
and like sometimes it doesnât make much of a difference, whatever, wake up in the opposite bed you went to sleep in, but it gets like dangerous and weird if youâre on a broom or in the pond or letting your mum teach you to cook or trying to be mad stealth, so for a long long time everybody presumes theyâre clumsy maybe-squibs and that theyâre doing their twin lying thing when they try to explain whatâs going on, so they learn to handle the issue their ownselves
they just. donât go anywhere without the other. they start each day deciding which body is going to be which (because at this point they really donât know which body is technically fred and which is technically george), and they learn to reorient FAST when they switch, and what things set them off, and eventually they learn how to act like nothingâs up even when one of themâs in the air and oneâs on the ground or whatever, and then they burn past that til they can finish each otherâs sentences â til they can switch midsentence â til they can play beater together â til they can switch in a split second in the middle of a game â til thereâs room for other kinds of accidental magic to start showing up
at hogwarts they keep each other awake in history of magic by switching back and forth. in potions they take turns brewing and keeping lookout for the slytherins. in transfiguration and charms they keep their grades up because one of them will always get a spell right on the first try so they switch and make it look like both of them do and then they practice on their own later in private. it keeps the mystery alive.
at first they thought lee was just a lucky guesser but no, lee can always tell one twin from another twin â itâs not exactly telling fred from george, because while they are definitely two distinct personalities neither one of them feels like fred all the time or george all the time â but lee knows who he argued with yesterday or who he lent his notes to or whoâs best to ask for help in astronomy and whoâs best at runes.Â
the weasleys are pretty bad at it for the longest time, but then bill comes home from his first year cursebreaking and he can tell, and over a holiday he teaches his trick to charlie so charlie can tell. alicia and katie and angelina can tell. the twins honestly donât know if oliver can tell or not; so long as theyâre doing what theyâre supposed to on the quidditch pitch he doesnât really care about much else. harry can tell. luna can tell. tonks can tell.
the problem is thereâs no way for this to end happily
YES THERE IS
THERE IS INDEED A WAY FOR THIS TO END HAPPILY LISTEN UP
so after fred dies, george hates being trapped in one body, feels claustrophobic, misses fred so much he thinks it might drive him insane
but then one day
george blinks and heâs somewhere he wasnât a second ago, heâs in a place full of white light and he canât orient himself, canât ground himself, feels dizzy and sick and overwhelmed but it only lasts for about thirty seconds.
then heâs back in his own body.Â
and he looks down at his chest, his legs, his arms, thereâs an ear missing so itâs definitely still his living body, but thereâs something written on his arm, scrawled in messy quill ink.Â
âi love you. i miss you.â
george flips out, washes off the ink and immediately writes a message in replyâ âhowâs death going?â
he walks around with that message written on his arm for weeks, always keeping a quill pen somewhere nearby, waiting, waiting, before it finally happens again. the switch. george is alive, so he canât handle being in the afterlife, he feels dizzy and sick and itâs the worst feeling in the world, but it doesnât last long, and when he gets back to his living body, thereâs a long message from fred waiting on his right thigh, the ink still drying.
this goes on for years, never as often as either twin would like, but itâs enough. fred helps george figure out how to propose to angelina, fred helps plan the wedding. sometimes itâs fred in georgeâs body when angelina kisses her husband. sometimes she suspects, but she doesnât mind in the slightest.
it gets easier as george gets older. the times when he switches into fredâs afterlife donât hurt as much. he almost feels comfortable there, almost feels oriented. he knows heâs getting closer to dying.
then when george is past ninety, lying on his deathbed, he writes a careful message on his palm. âiâm coming soon. where are you?â
they switch, it lasts for almost five minutes this time, and when george gets back into his own body, he sees the instructions fred wrote over his heart.
âyouâll wake up in kingâs cross station. take the second train and get off at the third stop. iâll be waiting.â
Who was the Potter cat?
So we all know the Potters had a cat, right?
All we have per descriptions of this cat is that 1. It was enough of a Potter to make the list when they went into hiding and 2. Harry scared it with his new broom he got from Sirius.
There is further no mention of said cat.
On the other hand, donât we know another, really old, beaten down, ugly, sad, sad cat?
A cat that befriended Sirius Black and seemed to KNOW Peter Pettigrewâs smell, hold a grudge against him, even?
Part-kneazle, so it has a remarkable ability for finding things that are shiny and that it has a connection to, like, say, a family member.
A cat that knows itâs way around Hogwarts, around the Whomping Willow, almost like it had been there before with another owner.
A cat that absolutely REFUSED to let Hermione leave that shop without him after seeing a certain rat, was CRAZED, almost.
We have no mention of this cat/kneazleâs age, except that it had been in the shop for a while and no one had wanted it. Magical creatures live a long time. Cats live a long time. Itâs within reason that this cat could be 30, even 40 years old.
It makes too much sense.
The Potter cat is Crookshanks.
This is by far one of my favorite HP headcanon and no one can convince me that this isnât real.
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
Q âWhy is a raven like a writing desk?â A âYou shouldnât shove either up your arse.â ââŠTechnically, yes.â
Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside the common room, they canât answer the riddle in a way to appease the eagle and must wait until someone else to answer it for them. Itâs getting late, theyâre starting to resign themselves to having to spend the night here.Â
Suddenly, their saviour comes! Itâs a seventh year! Back from a night finishing off their Araithmancy essay in the Library. They look angry, but our poor little first year squares their shoulders, waiting to see what will happen, and hope that theyâll keep the door open for them.Â
The Seventh Year bangs the handle against the wall, and a slightly disgruntled voice asks the question again: âWhat is the truth?â
The Student Replies, âThe Truth is that I am so fucking sick of all these mother fucking questions about stupid fucking topics like this you bloody fuck-witted bastard. Who in the name of Merlinâs saggy left testicle gives a fucking damn about all this shit anyway? Iâve been working my arse off in the library for the last seven hours now let me the fuck in or, truthfully, Iâll blast my way in and take you with me.â
The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of itâs fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it.Â
The only head canon I will ever accept. Its both perfectly witty and fantastically assholish
witty and fantastically assholish⊠pretty much quintessential ravenclaw traits right there
I was on the bus thinking about Harry Potter tonight and I remembered the part where the Dementors all show up at the Quidditch game, and I remembered how they were all looking up at Harry, and I wondered why they would all be staring at him, and then I realized that itâs because he has two souls in him.
On this note, wouldnât that also be a reason why Harry would have had a more negative reaction than his friends (even Ginny)? He was hearing his motherâs voice as she was protecting him, which in itself was his worst memory. but the Dementors were also forcing the piece of Voldemort to relive its worst memory as well⊠The memory of being ripped apart by the curse that backfired. No wonder Harry passed out so often.
I literally never thought about that.
HOLY
Oh FUCKING HELL, you just made me realize that it wasnât Harryâs memory that was his father telling Lily to take Harry and run, and it wasnât Harryâs memory of Lily screaming.
Here I was, just eating a cup of applesauce under the 14-year-long assumption that the reason a small infant was able to remember something was because this was a fictional world of magic, but no, now this entirely reasonable and somewhat less terrifying bubble has burst and Iâm never going to recapture that innocence.Â
Iâm going to fucking bed.
Imagine Teddy Lupinâs teachers looking at the list of upcoming students and being like,
âOh, Lupin! Remus was a good student, despite what he may have gotten into with his friends, his son should be no real trouble!â
Now imagine eleven-year-old Teddy jumping off of the stool after being Sorted and his hair turning his House colors and everyone simultaneously remembers who his mother was
harry potter is the father who rarely raises his voice in a mean tone. when he yells, itâs to catch attention, or in the heat of goofing around with the kids. he hates yelling at his kids because of anger, because he never wants them to feel the kind of fear he grew up with.Â
harry potter is the father to encourage everything his kids ever show interest in. lily luna wants to paint his nails? sure thing. james sirius wants to learn the drums? why not. albus severus wants to take a dance class? heck yeah. and when they give up, or move onto the next new interest, heâs right there to help them do better, because heâs invested in their lives, and wants them to have happiness.Â
harry potter is the father to never miss a birthday. never ever ever does he miss any of his kids birthdays. even if their birthday is while theyâre away at school, he sends them a huge package and a cake and sometimes even shows up, under the pretense of visiting professor neville. he throws them huge parties and invites the whole family over and the kids never ask questions, they just know that their father is more excited about their birthday than they are.Â
harry potter is the father who reads to his kids at night, who tucks them in with a kiss and a hug, who comforts them when they cry. heâs the parent who gets more worried about injuries, who frets when the kids are sick. heâs the father who carries lily luna around all the time when sheâs a baby because sheâs too darn cute to put down.Â
harry potter is the kind of husband to never ever ever ever let ginny forget how much he loves and appreciates her. he send her roses, never misses a match, wears her replica jerseys, reads all of her articles, has her very first published piece in a frame in his office.Â
harry potter is the kind of father and husband who is so full of love and admiration and happiness, because he has a family, a family of his own. and he can take care of this family, show them the feelings he never experienced as a child, give them the type of environment he was deprived of.Â
harry potter is a husband/father/friend first, and he never lets anyone ever forget that.Â
Okay so Romione being parents
Hermione does everything very by the book with Rose (she brings a quill and notepad to her Healer appointments)Â
When she gets pregnant with Hugo she takes more advice from her mum and goes about it more the Muggle way because she could tell how left out her mum felt with Rose
Theyâd always planned for kids but werenât exactly /expecting/ Rose, so there was a bit of a panic over who would put their career on hold to raise her. Â Ron volunteers without too much fussâ he enjoys being an Auror, but he doesnât have the same passion for his work as Hermione and everyone knows it
But he develops a habit of dropping by her floor âjust to make sure youâre not working too hard âMione, and are you sure you remembered to take your vitamin potions this morning, you really have to keep your strength up, you know the Healer said the last trimester is the hardest!â
Hermione orders Harry to take Ron out of the room for the first few hours of her labor because âitâs not bad at all yet and dear Merlin Ronald that pacing is driving me up the wall no I donât want anymore goddamn ice!â
Itâs not much better with Hugoâs birth youâd think heâd learn
Ron loves staying home and playing with his kids but the monotony of never leaving the house is also sort of driving him up a wall so he learns to cook and they stop subsisting on take out and one day George sends him something from the shop to tinker around withÂ
Ron reads them bedtime stories for like two hours every night
Is he supposed to just ignore Rose asking, âOne mo, pease Daddy?â with her bottom lip stuck out and her eyes pleading with him in exactly Hermioneâs shade of brown?
He has different voices for all the characters and is in high demand for story time at any of the family get togethers
Hermione is actually really jealous at how good he is with their kids
Theyâve fought about it multiple times
It really only resolved itself with Hermione breaking down in tears and confessing âI just donât know how to be a mother, what if my children never love me, whatâs wrong with me?â to Harry who reassures her awkwardly and advises her to share it with Ron as well
Rose at a hint from her father and uncle asks Hermione to read a bedtime story that night
Rose and Hugo both go to Muggle primary school, and Ron has a few slip ups during parent teacher conferencesÂ
âItâs nice that youâre encouraging Hugoâs imagination, Mr. Weasely, but do you really think itâs fair to him to insist that dragons are real?â
Hermione gets a call later to verify Ronâs sanity
Theyâd always discussed having a third child but shortly after Hugoâs birth Hermione gets transferred into Magical Law and after that it never seemed like the right time
Ronâs hugely overprotective in the abstract but heâs also the one that tried teach his three year old daughter the Sloth Grip Roll but that doesnât have anything to do with her slight but persistent fear of flying
Rose is a huge Daddyâs girl and can get Ron to agree to almost anything but Hugoâs the best at coming up with ways to convince their Mum
When each one leaves for Hogwarts for the first time, Hermioneâs the crier but Ron gets all moody and huffs around for days because the house just feels too empty without their little hellions
Imagine if Dudley did have a magical child though.
He and Harry havenât spoken since âI donât think youâre a waste of spaceâ and heâs matured enough to realise his parents were not good to Harry, especially since the birth of his own little girls because God forbid anything happened to him and they were treated like Harry was.
On Daisy Dursleyâs eleventh birthday theres a knock on the door and his wife, Anita, just stares and he feels his stomach drop because the stern lady on the doorstep is wearing a cloak and pointed hat.
They listen to the woman - Professor McGonagall - explain and Anita is surprised but receptive, Daisy is excited and Dudley is terrified of what this means.
Itâs a surprise to his wife and little girl when at the end of her explanation, while Daisyâs flicking through a book with moving pictures and Anita peers over her shoulder, Dudley blurts out âitâs safe now then? Your world?â
Professor Mcgonagall gives a wry smile and assures him that the magical world is indeed safe. It dawns on him that she was expecting this, that sheâd perhaps researched him and was aware of his relation to Harry.
He then admits to Anita and Daisy that his cousin is a wizard, before turning to the Professor and asking if she by chance knows a Harry Potter. Looking amused, professor Mcgonagall acknowledges that she does.
âD'you know where he lives?â
That does surprise her a bit, and she tells him that yes, she knows and that though Daisyâs acceptance into the school has been confidential up until this point, Harry would likely not mind a visitor if he wanted a word.
Daisy begs to come along and he relents eventually, bringing Anita and their youngest, Poppy, along.
All four of them stand on the doorstep of a modest house that Dudley would call nice if there werenât squat little creatures snickering and running around the front garden.
The door is opened by a slouching boy with turquoise hair who arches a purple eyebrow at them. He yells over his shoulder for someone named Ginny and steps back to let them in, and, when he notices Daisy staring at his hair, he smirks and a second later itâs bubblegum pink.
Daisy squeals in delight and Dudley is still trying to get his head around that when young girl and boy around Daisyâs age with bright red hair and thick brown curls respectively, hurtle down the corridor.
âTeddy you promised youâd practice the sloth grip roll with us!â The girl yells in an accusatory tone.
A woman with hair the same shade of flaming red as the little girl appears with what Dudley recognises as a wand in her hand as the boy with blue hair flashes a grin at them before chasing the two younger children outside to a shout of âNo higher than the treetops Teddy!â
Harry is much like Dudley remembers him, lanky with a pointed face, straight nose and mess of untameable black hair. Itâs awkward, but, apparently forewarned, Harry greets him pleasantly and introduces his wife before Ginny goes outside to reign in a gaggle of children he assumes arenât all Harryâs.
A woman with thick, bushy hair pulled into a messy bun with a wand stuck in it smiles and makes an effort to talk to Anita. Sheâs not too strange, he thinks, and reassures them that her parents were just as baffled when they found out she was a witch.
âWhy donât you take Daisy outside to see the broomsticks, Al?â Harry suggests to Daisyâs obvious delight and Dudley swears Harryâs trying not to laugh.
By the end of the visit Dudley is more informed about the wizarding world than he ever thought he would or wanted to be. Daisy, with a bruise on her forehead and scraped knees, because despite both his and Harryâs warning she hadnât been able to resist trying to fly, is bouncing off the walls because âdaddy how could you not tell us?!â
They visit Harryâs a lot over summer and Daisy befriends Lily Luna Potter and Hugo Weasley. Dudley doesnât feel up to the trip to Diagon Alley but regrets his decision to not go when Daisy comes back with two owls, âuncle Harry bought the second one for me! So you can write without having to wait for me to send my owl!â
Petunia Dursley faints when she finds out, and Vernon spends a good half hour cursing and brandishing things aimlessly before retreating to his shed.
Dudley being introduced to what he calls âall those bloody gingersâ some of whom are only just on the right side of civil to him (one cheerfully introduces himself as someone who once visited his childhood home in a flying car and asks if heâs going to need to do the same for Daisy or will she be allowed to attend without punishment).
Daisy is shocked to find out Harryâs famous, and finds out as much as she can about him during her first term, which she relays to an increasingly guilty feeling Dudley, whoâs gradually coming around to the idea.
Itâs not as bad as his parents made out it was. Heâs learned to understand Daisyâs ramblings about her subjects and spells and is proud of her achievements at school. Heâs met a handful of witches and wizards through Harry and the world that heâs always been told is terrible doesnât seem too bad anymore, after all, how could it with his little girl in it? He is prepared come excitable little Poppyâs eleventh birthday, for her to join her sister at Hogwarts instead of standing jealously on the platform as she leaves.
Poppy Dursley never gets a letter.
I TRUSTED YOU
No, but imagine. Three generations later, this family FINALLY gets the one wizard kid/one Muggle kid thing right. Poppy is never made to feel less, even though sheâs disappointed. Daisy is never made to feel like a freak. Poppy is accepted by Harryâs kids, they play with her and she doesnât need magic to play wizard chess or toss gnomes and Teddy takes her flying sometimes (she becomes a hell of a Quidditch referee and strategist with Ginnyâs help, though she never plays).
Anita and Dudley talk to Poppy about what sheâd like to do for school and she goes to a prestigious Muggle school, and as it turns out she becomes really, really good at tech and coding. She takes lots of time off to visit Daisy at Hogwarts where she becomes a favorite of McGonagall (so many clever questions). Eventually she meets Luna and spends most of a summer with her, following Crumple-Horned Snorkacks with the help of some trackers Poppy built to work around magic. Everyone is terribly impressed, and although Poppy tries to be blasĂ© about it, sheâs actually really proud.
And soon enough Daisy is graduating and working at the Ministry in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office with Arthur Weasley, who has been working on loosening some of the legislation, and when Poppy graduates she has a marvelous idea. She and Daisy open a shop in Diagon Ally for all these Muggle technologies that Poppy has fixed to work around and with magic. Dursleyâs Muggle Magic, they call it.
And suddenly wizards are running around with iPhones and Kindles (Hermione made a digital copy of Hogwarts, a History RIGHT AWAY) and everyone is catching up on decades of video games and a century of movies. Scorpius Malfoy has an Apple Watch. And itâs all thanks the Poppy Dursley, the Muggle.
okay to start with I was disappointed and sad but youâve definitely made it better
take me back to the startâŠÂ
based on â by apitnobaka
Teddy Lupin: So where did you get sorted?
James Potter: Gryffindor
Teddy Lupin: What? Are you serious?
James Potter: Sirius is my middle name