bucky

𐔌 ㅤ 𐙚ㅤㅤ ࣪ 𓈒 ⠀ྀི ㅤׂㅤ ㅤ 𓉸 𓈒 there is no home like the one youve got cause that home belongs to you

[criticaloser]

just saw someone say “shane doesn’t know he’s autistic so ilya doesn’t know either”. y’all. come on. he might not KNOW the word for it but that man is googling “why boyfriend cry when touching velvet” “why boyfriend gag at mushy texture” “boyfriend can’t keep things out of his mouth like toddler” EVENTUALLY he stumbles upon the right combo of words to get “autism explained” search results

[fractally]

Fandom insistence on a sweet shy nerdy and virginal Shane Hollander is never not going to be funny when the canon is like. Shane is sitting around totally shamelessly watching rugby in his five minutes of free time because the men are hot. He's so jock-brained masc for masc it's not even funny

[hr-rep]

Ilya driving one his way too fancy cars around Ottawa and giving people a thumbs down when they fuck up while driving.

Becomes a bit of an urban myth. If you’re driving and you fuck up badly enough Ilya Rozanov of the Ottawa Centaurs will appear to you like a Roman emperor deciding your fate at the colosseum.

[fivedrinksamy]

Ilya: I wasn't that drunk last night

Svetlana: you were flirting with Shane

Ilya: he's my husband, that's not weird

Shane: You asked me if I was single

Shane: When I said I'm not, you started crying.

[fistfights]

I know bisexual terminator was trying to come out during tuna melt gate but all Mr. Autism heard was "gay as fuck to never be seen with a girl btw" "you're failing to perform heterosexuality they're going to kill you"

[castielchitaqua]

ofc hollanov wasn't love at first sight but. but. the feeling you get when you work your entire life to be the best at something and then you find someone who's just as good as you but in a different way, is actually so morbid and obsessive it's almost worse.

that's what drives me insane about the Saskatchewan scenes. these fucking teenagers, the best prospects of their respective countries, have been watching each other with respect and jealousy for who knows how long, and when they finally meet sparks fly in all directions?? you already know some wires are gonna get crossed

[riskybarnes-deactivated20170917]

idek what this is, just that I found this on we heart it.

[learisa]

@caplanbuckybarnes @bolontiku

[bolontiku]

Ohhmyyygods! This is classic

[toxictboy]

uhhh forcemasc spider-man. spider bite that forcemascs you. is that anything

[realzombieboy]

The sheer gentleness Ilyas has for shane that gets missed has not been lost on me !!!!

The quick pecks to Shane’s lips everytime he’s about to escalate/ do something more during intimacy no matter how heated what they were just doing was , reassurance.

Letting shane SLEEP on his whole arm 😭 and holding him, even tho they had never even sat down and talked before.

At shanes parents, bringing shanes face in for a kiss using his knuckles as to not get (i think??) sauce on shanes face

Constant check ins during Shanes first time even tho it was meant to be a casual hook up. Stroking his hair after they has just finished too and letting shane calm down.

Just overall seeing shane as his sweet creature and not knowing how someone like Shane can love “someone like him”.

[hollanoveau]

man. ilya is fine and fun and Mostly Okay until one day the chain on his necklace breaks and he doesn’t notice until the next time he reaches for the crucifix and it’s gone. he never takes it off. where the fuck is it. where did it go. no no no no that’s mama’s necklace he can’t lose that what the fuck what the fuck

and then he’s panic crying and he and shane have to tear the house apart looking for it and he’s about to start taking their fucking plumbing apart to make sure it didn’t go down a drain or hire a navy seals team to dive to the bottom of the lake looking for it when shane finds it under the bed and ilya is so relieved he almost passes out. cue a long evening of soothing and crying and googling “unbreakable necklace chains” bc this can never happen again or Else

[experienceandobservation]

Andrew Garfield | "The Magic Faraway Tree" UK Special Screening | March 22, 2026 | 🎥 The Upcoming

[rowanisawriter]

being insane isnt even that bad

[hyphenemdash]

shane “mom please stop booking me jewelry sponsorships i hate the way it feels against my skin” hollander

vs.

shane “what do you mean it’s not safe to wear my wedding ring while playing hockey? you expect me to take it off? well am i at least allowed to put it on a chain around my neck? that has to be allowed, you wear your cross all the time, and i really think people should understand that i will never ever give you, my husband, ilya rozanov, one single reason to question if i want the entire world to know how much i fucking love you. also if i wear it on a necklace im becoming one of those players who always does media shirtless, so everyone has to stare at proof that i bagged ilya fucking rozanov” hollander-rozanov

[totearup]

Something odd is going on at their house Ilya realizes, after about two months of living together.

One Monday he'd noticed the sink in one of the guest bedrooms was dripping a little. He'd texted his plumber, who'd been able to come by the next day, only to find nothing was dripping. Ilya has figured maybe it hadn't been dripping, the faucet maybe wasn't fully off or something?

Another week he'd taken out the trash and noticed the light above the cans was out. He'd texted the electrician guy he had on call. He wouldn't usually be able to come out for a couple days. But the next day when Ilya was bringing a box out to recycle he'd found the light back on. He'd canceled the electrician, wondering if he'd just hit the lights switch funny?

And then the final odd thing happens. He's putting some stuff away in one of the guest room closets and he tugs the door too hard the wrong way and it pops off it's tracks and hits the floor. He curses as he catches it, and props it back up, leaning it into place. He texts a picture of it to his handyman. The photo is partially to explain the problem, but mostly to assure himself it really happened if the door manages to also magically heal itself.

The next day he gets a question about the door from the handyman so he goes to check it out, and walks in on Shane, with a little tool box on the floor next to him, lifting the door back into place with ease.

Ilya, shocked, "You're the one fixing everything!"

Shane, did not know this was a mystery, "Yes, of course. What did you think it was, magic?"

Shane, after hearing the story, "Wait, you call an electrician every time a light bulb goes out?!"

[escapepodding]

Hollanov amnesia but instead of forgetting Ilya, Shane instead forgets hockey. Lack of memory also means he doesn't have context for why everyone is freaking out.

Shane: So my main source of income is gone and it will likely affect my other sources of income?

Yuna, holding his hand: Honey don't be ridiculous if you can't play because of this injury they still have to pay out to the end of your contract and we've already invested to make sure you're richer than anyone would ever need to be.

Shane: So what is the problem?

Ilya, in tears: What is in your head? What are you actually thinking about in their? You're brain is 95% hockey what is even left? How are you even still breathing???

They make Shane watch games to try and jog it back and he just looks afraid and slightly turned on. His loved ones WANT him to do that?! He's trying to read a WikiHow on hockey on his phone under the table to keep up with most conversations. He doesn't get it.

[tboywhocouldfly]

It’s always funny to me forcemasc is either the horniest post you’ve seen in your life or just wanting to be a gross boy who’s mad at the world n covered in dirt

[themoonandmyman]

It still kills me that after David asks ‘so is the plan to just keep doing this until you both retire, or?’

Ilya doesn’t answer- he looks at Shane and waits, and only after Shane answers does he say ‘probably, yes.’

Excellent and excruciating foreshadowing for next season.