They were both sucking on that thing

🔞 Heated Rivalry sideblog for @evergreen-changes

[heatedrivalrysource]

Alright, here it is. Heated Rivalry (the show) the timeline. For everyone I’ve seen say “is there a timeline anywhere? I’m a visual learner”. Give it a pinch for maximum satisfaction.

[myshane]

bend against your fear | 12k | T | complete

He's doomed, and gay on the most homophobic team in the league in one of the queerest cities in North America. He's lost his mentor, his idol, his spark, and his team, and next he's going to lose his career.

In the wake of Shane's move to Ottawa, Luca Haas gets traded to Montreal.

⤷ angst, hurt/comfort, luca character study, angry shane, sad luca, hopeful ending

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[fandoms-run-my-life]

Can you imagine the chaos if ilya and shane actually go through with telling the public they are together once they retire? Let's assume they find a way to survive all that time. Let's assume they find a way to hide it.

Imagine they retire at the same time and are asked to say something at their last awards show.

Walk with me here:

The last one giving a speech end his with "oh and one more thing" The other comes out.

Oh thats weird the audience thinks. Well they are really good friends and have a charity together. Maybe they want to announce something with the foundation

"Due to the blatant homophobia in the MLH we hid the fact that we were together for over 20 years and married for over 10. Now we can live happily out and together. Goodbye"

The internet would explode. The MLH would be burned to the ground

[ilyasmole]

what a difference a year can make fr

[darlingofdots]

hyperactive rescue herding dog being given A Job so he stops chewing on the furniture

[probablily]

two shanes would be shane's nightmare... shane wouldnt be living a sexy scenario, he'd be like "how do we get rid of The Imposter". ilya doesnt have time to have sex, he's got two shanes each desperately trying to convince him he's the real shane

inspired by this post

[scoobydoomed]

[themoonandmyman]

[knowjust]

please

[myshangel]

Deny, Deny, Deny - Part Three [Complete!]

RATED: E | WC: 19K | COMPLETE 3/3 | HOME INVASION AU

CW for this chapter: medical inaccuracies, unprotected sex, comeplay if you squint, shane in the torment nexus

He's doom-scrolling through the Shane Hollander hashtag on Twitter when the call from Farah comes through, Ilya's feet propped up in his lap. Shane squeezes his ankle once, and accepts the call.

"I'm sorry, Shane," She says, sympathetic through the tinny line, "You need to be in Buffalo by tomorrow."

"No."

"There is no other option," Farah says, and Shane hates how cautious she sounds. It's the same tone Hayden uses when he's trying to be stern but fair with the kids. "Montreal have made it very clear, either you show up in Buffalo, or they'll put you out on waivers."

The word waivers is enough to make Shane's entire body lock up, his muscles turning to stone as he sits on Svetlana's ridiculously plush couch. How can a person's life fall apart in the space of two weeks? Less than fourteen days have passed since The Incident, and in that time he almost lost the love of his life, and now he's close to losing the second love of his life.

And for what? Because he's in love with a man? Because someone wanted some quick cash, and panicked, and fired a gun they shouldn't have been able to get in the first place? All of his worst fucking nightmares, happening one after the other.

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[shaneposting]

i know there would be an initial homophobic reaction and it would be fucking horrible but. sometimes i think about how islamophobic hate crimes in merseyside reduced by nearly 20% after practising muslim mo salah signed for liverpool. bc i think shane could do that with queerness and i think shane would feel pretty good about being so incredible at hockey that people actually change their minds about whether being gay is acceptable or not

[knownqueerbaiter]

i do think ilya calls anya a lesbian and when shane is like “she’s a dog” ilya is like yes and she likes other beautiful lady dogs. do not be homophobic to our daughter….

[gaynehollander]

Shane texting Ilya in the middle of the locker room, “if I don’t have you in me within three minutes of getting home, I will be committing murder.”

[bookgeekgrrl]

#prev -> #ilya reads the text and gives shane a thumbs up from across the room#<- prev #quite literally that is the dynamic #Their faces are both stone straight btw #Shane is staring into the middle distance a little but other than that there's nothing to indicate what's happening in his brain #(He is thinking about the last time they had sex like it's game tape on the TV) #Ilya on the other hand is extremely blasé because this is A Tuesday #They played hockey they did press and now they're going to go home where his husband will climb him like a tree #(It's part of his wind-down routine) (@lavenderprose's tags)

[hotelstares]

[oflights]

hello friends! as threatened ominously foretold, i wrote hollanov fic! enjoy 40k words of a very silly heist at a world juniors tournament! :)

The Helsinki Job

“I’m just saying—if we do this, things might be, ah, weird with Russia for a while afterwards. With your family, too. It’ll be kind of dramatic.” Rozanov gave a little laugh. He had a nice laugh when it wasn’t mean, surprisingly soft. Shane listed into him a little before he snapped himself out of it and sat up straight. “I am dramatic. I like.” “No shit,” Shane said, laughing too. They met each other’s eyes for a moment, careful and nice, for once, before Rozanov sighed and deflated a little. “Even if we do, get magic agent and magic contract and magic plane and I run away—I need passport.” “You want to do this?” Shane had to ask, double-checking. “You want to come to Boston and play in the MLH?” “Of course I do,” Rozanov said with a huff. “You think I like it in Russia, stuck in my father’s house, my family take all my money, on shit team, shit league, while fuckhead Swede plays in my spot on my team in Boston? Fuck no. I want to go, Hollander. It’s my dream.” And Shane grinned, reassured. He gave Rozanov a firm, sure nod. “Okay, good. That’s the third thing, then.” “What third thing?” “We’ll have to steal your passport back,” Shane said.

[nicolegendary]

i read this fic and this fic by the same author last night and i enjoyed both of them so here's my rec

[ticklefighthockey]

my controversial late-night heated rivalry take is that in my heart of hearts I still think that shane’s securely attached and emotionally well adjusted. it’s fun to give him Issues in fic but I don’t think they get to the cottage if he isn’t a boy who was well loved and knows what it’s supposed to feel like

[gaynehollander]

I think we found it, folks: the dumbest joke I'll ever make