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Alright, here it is. Heated Rivalry (the show) the timeline. For everyone I’ve seen say “is there a timeline anywhere? I’m a visual learner”. Give it a pinch for maximum satisfaction.
jesus christ girlfriend
early-relationship shane wondering if he’s doing enough for ilya sexually since ilya has more experience so he googles one of those cosmo sex tips articles and one of them is like “try eating fruit off your lover’s body!”
the next time ilya comes over they’re making out on the way to the bedroom and they get there but ilya pauses and goes “sweetheart, why is there an avocado on your nightstand” and shane groans and scrubs his hand across his face and is like “fuck, man, it was all i had”
And what if I wanted a Yuna POV canon divergent fic where, by virtue of being Shane's momager and shepherding him around everywhere when he enters the MLH, she keeps bumping into her son's biggest rival, because of course the two shining stars of the hockey world would be invited to the same events.
And, look. Yuna has been around hockey culture a long time. She knows why Shane begged her not to drop him off too close to the rink in juniors so his teammates wouldn't catch a glimpse of her. She knows what half the insults tossed around on the ice are about. She's not an idiot. So when this cocky upstart kid starts approaching her at these shindigs, all adolescent swagger, thinking he's soo slick and subtle with whatever kind of mind game he's obviously playing with her son, she has half a mind to cut him off before he can even work up any steam.
“All this talk of Hollander, Hollander, Hollander but I did not know he had big sister" is the kid's opening line.
And she shouldn't laugh – that's obviously the reaction he's aiming for – but he's really selling it, is the thing; his performance deserves at least that much recognition.
“I'm his mother,” she says, playing along.
And oh, he's good – his sharp eyebrows immediately jump into his thick tangle of curls, mouth dropping open in shock that, for all intents and purposes, looks utterly sincere.
“But this cannot be true – you are much too young to have teenager, Miss Hollander.”
And God, this kid. He really is laying it on thick. “I think you'll find I definitely am old enough – and a son your age, no less” that last part she says a little pointedly. She can lay it on thick, too. “And it's Mrs Hollander, actually.”
And Rozanov's eyes are glittering, all mischief when he says, “Ah. Your husband is very lucky man," and no, that is quite enough of that.
And even though she shoos him away, he always comes to circle her skirts at every event they both attend, playing up the simpering flattery, and Yuna, despite herself, is reluctantly charmed. If this is what the kid is like at nineteen, she can't even begin to imagine him when he was younger - he must have gotten away with everything.
Honestly, she finds herself thinking, exasperated, every time she spots him approaching with that impish grin, where is this boy's mother?
And then she finds out. And suddenly, she's asking David if they can invite Rozanov out to lunch because, well, he's going to be in their son's life for a long time, it's good to build rapport with Shane's peers, even if they're competitors.
And that's how Yuna Hollander tucks Ilya Rozanov firmly under her wing long before she ever twigs that he's fucking her son on the dl.
Shane throughout this au:
roselana extended situationship where they just hook up whenever they're in the same city and insist it's nothing serious and ilya is just watching from the sidelines like 😐
alternately, roselana poly/open relationship. like they've been together for ages but they're both still living their busy lives and hook up with people on the side and hollanov can never quite accept that they are actually happy with this arrangement and aren't secretly yearning for something "more." rose spends just as much time in svetlana's boston apartment as svetlana spends in rose's in la and they went to mykonos together last year. shane still texts her whenever a pic of rose out with a new guy pops up like "did something happen with svetlana :("
1x04. the truth of who Shane Hollander is
secretary 2002 hollanova
i have a bone to pick with the predominant fan interpretation of shane's eating in tlg. it's so much more nuanced than saying shane has an eating disorder. he doesn't. not every reaction to stress rises to the level of a disorder
shane starts a "strict performance diet" at the start of tlg. this involves exerting rigid control over himself. we as the reader can infer that this is a reaction to his stress and anxiety over what's happening with his team and in his career.
it also works narratively to create conflict between him and ilya (who meanwhile is exerting no control over his diet and is eating unhealthy comfort food bc my boy is depressed as hell). food becomes this constant point of antagonism between them, mirroring the disconnect between them in their relationship.
shane's control over his eating is a reflection of his effort to keep his life on the rails, on the goldenboy path he has always understood for himself. when that life goes completely off the rails, him breaking the diet is a reflection of his life being thrown into chaos. when he calls ilya and tells him he ate a chocolate bar, it's not framed as a good thing:
and his diet is never framed or treated as an eating disorder. this is the discussion they have about it once everything is getting resolved:
and shane isn't in recovery from an eating disorder after tlg. him deciding to relax his diet is him deciding to live his life for himself
fandom just has a tendency to want to flatten all the nuance out of things, but when you do that you miss what the story is actually trying to tell you
"even if naming the twins Jade and Ruby was a choice" Shane being secretly judgmental about perfectly fine childrens' names, two young girls who are basically his nieces even, you are so dear to me. You're a bitch and I like you so much.
I think Jackie was a Trollz cartoon fan
Every day of my life I am fighting the war against people who don't know how athletic diets work or perhaps even how food works
Do people know that food can taste good and be healthy. Do people know that spices don't actually impact macros.
no no listen to me. listen to me. the sports is exactly the point. like, if this were a sport where you need to cut weight like MMA or something, sure, there's some calorie restriction going on. but hockey??
the main problem these guys are going to have is that eating enough calories to maintain their muscle mass is both time-consuming and exhausting. there's a reason nhl teams are constantly giving these guys food - it's a full time job to keep them fed.
the average relatively active person needs, we know, about 2000 calories a day. hockey players can burn over 1200 calories in a 90 minute game. and it's actually super complicated for them to consume enough calories that they won't actually pass out on the ice without also having to use the bathroom during a game!! that's why fat stores are so important for hockey players - that and because during a playoffs run it's actually impossible to balance calories-in-calories out and they WILL be losing weight for the duration of the playoff run, so they need weight they can lose without eating their own muscles.
within 30 minutes after a game, a 200lb/90kg pro hockey player should consume 90-120g of carbs and 20-30g of protein or else they will not be able to maintain their performance. for reference, that's a little less than half of what a reasonably active non-athlete of the same weight should be eating in an entire day.
if we want shane to be dysfunctionally controlling about his food, here's what it would realistically look like: weighing his food and stressing about not getting enough grams of protein. forcing himself to eat cold leftover chicken and he doesn't have the patience to heat it up or season it because he's not even hungry and he's so fucking tired but he hasn't hit his macros for today. religiously monitoring his calorie output because he accidentally ran an extra mile this morning and now he has to eat 200 extra calories and he already had a plan to hit 3600 today but now he has to hit 3800 and he needs to calculate mineral and vitamin content into the difference to make sure he has enough fucking zinc to recover from getting hit during a game and NO hayden i can't go out dancing with you tonight are you INSANE do you know how many calories you can burn in one hour of vigorous dancing??
here's a reasonable relationship conflict over shane's eating habits: he's melting down over how many calories they burn during sex and how he's gonna explain that to his nutritionist
Things I hope to see in season 2:
Trophy Room? Of course.
Pike kids wedding? Obviously.
"Hold on to something, Rozanov": Hell yeah.
But really, mostly, I hope to see this 🥹:
Jacob, Sir, I beg you.
I BEG you.
#Ilya's happy place
don't understand why anyone would gloss over shane's other hookups or claim ilya never really enjoyed sleeping around. isn't it more delicious to think about how they had other people, went into those experiences with the full intent of deriving pleasure from them, did derive pleasure from them, and knew it still paled in comparison to having each other? everything is relative! I find it far less compelling to imagine them, from the beginning, cosmically engineered to have super unsatisfying sex with other people just because they're going to end up with each other in the end. like yes the very point is that no one does it for them like each other. but I'm only going to know to find that hot if other people did do it for them, to a DEGREE....... that is far lesser than their very special soulmate-level degree.
He got in trouble 😭